warning this is mature content it is mature in its immature matureness so if you are too mature or not mature enough you may find it too mature or immature what ever the case may be, also my spelling is bad and I don't pray a enough.when we last left are hero he was rotting in a Whalemart parking lot smelling bad and killing raccoon's with his smell however his soul instead of going to hell so it could as god would put it "weird out" the devil it traveled to another place hard to describe a place that had nothing to do with earth but instead had a lot to do with a land called Hale. the space of the gods of Hale that baka's soul had ended up in and was the subject of conversation between two sister gods sorta. What are you doing with that? asked sanity sanity as anyone who isn't huffing paint thinner in their garage listening to Neil diamond and setting their eyebrows on fire could tell is the goddess of sanity the god/lampshade she was talking to was Noun goddess/belt buckle of insanity the goddess of sanity was a beautiful woman with glasses and a calming demeanor if she existed on earth she would be hard not to be confused with a therapist on the other hand the goddess/inchworm of insanity never looked much like anything for very long sometimes nothing at all often nothing that made sense people who prayed to the goddess of sanity found themselves calmer and able to keep cool in hard situations people who prayed to the goddess/Humvee of insanity on accident or a bet usually had variety of fun things happen to them one young mans blood turned to grape soda after praying to be worth more in the eyes of his father who tasted his blood after beating him and discovered it was tasty and started filling cups with it at dinner parties for nobles the nobles had never tasted anything like it. overtime said father retired selling his son to a noble family a young woman who got hit in the head with a rock and accidentally said the goddesses name grew twelve feet tall
and began eating the skin of all the villagers whilst screaming "This is how i show my love" its because of that story and many others that no one prays to her on purpose as you can imagine the conversation between one goddess and one goddess/pelican was somewhat odd.
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going back to what was said earlier insanity responded to sanity's question by saying that she intended to resurrect the soul she had summoned of course to any outsider her voice a lot like dolphin noises and the engine of a motorcycle.
sanity's response was "that's a soul?!,It smells like shit and also no" insanity made a noise that sounded a lot like a book bitch slapping a guy whilst he was sleeping that meant you should accept it because its going to happen whether you want it to or not.
sanity had a lot of experience with noun and knew that stopping her wasn't in the cards of options she didn't ask why because like most things insanity does there probably wasn't a reason she took one look at the shit covered soul of baka and knew that he was hopelessly insane and kinda an asshole.
unleashing him in his current mental state added with whatever powers noun chose to give him would be a horrible blight upon the world so sanity chose to give baka her blessing the blessing of sanity she looked over his soul and tried to find a spot not covered in the brown stains. ironically she found this spot on his back end to which she gave the gift of sanity a bright light engulfed his ass spreading to his whole body and eventually covering his head.
She then went over to noun and asked how he was going to be reincarnated noun responded with a sound like two fish hitting one another and sanity's eyes widened in horror.