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Chapter 3- Baka Cell

Chapter 3- Baka Cell

Paul nervously twitched in his seat, he was sweating bullets as he watched the muscular officer look through the files in the manila folder he had slammed onto the table, each time he flipped a page he'd grunt when he had flipped to the last page and read through it he closed the manila folder. He slide the folder to the side, he cupped his hands together and took a heavy breath he looked hard at Paul, "So, why don't you start telling me how you did what you did?" Paul said nothing he was too scared and intimidated to even move, he felt like he was in a Pokémon battle. The officer grumbled annoyed, "Well, talk!" he slammed a fist down onto the table, he left a dent where he'd hit it, Paul cowered a bit in his chair, the officer glared at him Paul trembled, he had to start talking, even though what he was going to say was going to sound crazy.

"Uhm.." he mumbled "Well, I'm Dragonborn" the officer raised an eyebrow, "Dragonborn? What's that?" Paul stammered a bit, "Uhm, the Dragonborn is a Nordic hero who has the power to kill dragons" the officer gave a confused hum "Nordic hero, who are the Nordic's?" Paul quickly accessed his Skyrim knowledge, "The Nordic people are a race that live in the land of Skyrim" the officer looked even more confused then before, "Where is this Skyrim?" Paul chuckled a bit, "Uhm, Skyrim isn't a real place, it's a land in a video game" the officer had a flabbergasted look on his face. "Your saying, you have powers from some fantasy game world?" Paul chuckled "Well, more precisely, it's an open world game where you hav-" Paul was cut off as the officer slammed his fist into the table again, "That's a bunch of bullcrap!" the officer growled "Your telling me you got some stupid powers from a stupid game!?" Paul scowled "Hey, Skyrim was very advanced for the time!" the officer grumbled. He exploded, "You expect me to believe that shit!" Paul went back to cowering. "Do you know how much damage you did!?" Paul shook his head, "It was like you fired a rocket launcher at the semi!" Paul's body jumped, that's how much damage he did, with just one Unrelenting Force, in a way he was kind of excited, but he knew he was in deep shit.

"Now, cut the crap and tell me what you really did now, I'm running out of patience" Paul chuckled "I told you sir, that I'm-" the officer growled "Enough! I want the truth you sonovabitch!" Paul jumped "What are you, some sort of monster bent on destroying mankind?" Paul felt like he had been punched in the dick again, monster, that's what he was seen as now. Paul didn't know what to answer the officer, he didn't know what he was now, suddenly, the lights cut off. "What the hell?" the officer shouted as he looked around, Paul was nervous as well, just then in the darkness, Paul somehow was able to see a ceiling panel slide away, he then saw a shadow moving to the hole, he saw what looked like a rope come down the hole.

"What the?" he couldn't make heads or tails of what he was seeing, suddenly he saw something else, he saw two green circles slowly come down the rope, "A person?" he said a bit confused Paul then noticed something shine in the darkness, he focused on it, his eyes went wide, "A..gun.." he mumbled. Was the person lowering themselves from the ceiling an assassin sent to kill him, Paul started to panic, was he about actually die this time, he panicked even more when he saw the gun pointed his way. "Oh crap!" he cried he was really about to be killed, Paul started praying and begging like crazy "Hey, what's the matter with you?" came the officers voice Paul was to scared to answer, he was staring down the barrel of a gun pointed at his head. As he stared at what he thought was his end, he noticed that the gun was being lowered, "What?" Paul mumbled as he fallowed the gun, he then noticed the target had changed, from him, to the officer in front of him Paul felt a sense of relief, but then, he was scared for the officer, he was going to die.

"Officer look out!" he screamed "What are you talking about?" that's when a whistling sound was heard, the officer grunted, "Officer?" Paul called out, the officer gave no reply, "Officer!" he shouted then the officers face slammed onto the table Paul let an 'Eeep' escape his mouth, "Is he dead?" Paul looked at the officer, it was then he noticed a dart sticking from his neck, "What is that?" Paul stared at the dart, "Tranquilizer Dart" came a voice Paul jumped "Who said that?" he looked around "Over here!" Paul fallowed where the voice came from. He was surprised to see that it had come from the figure hanging on the rope from the ceiling, "You don't have to worry, he's asleep" Paul felt a wash of relief come over him, thank god, he didn't just see an officer killed right in front of him. But then, a realization came to Paul's mind, "Why did you do that for?" he heard an almost feminine giggle come from the mysterious assailant, "That's because I'm here to rescue you" Paul gasped in confusion "What do you mean your here to rescue me, who are you?".

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Before the assailant could answer they heard pounding on the door, "Sir! Are you alright!" came another officers voice, the assailant grumbled "Crap" the assailant jumped down from the rope and rushed over to Paul, "Woah, Wait what are you doing!" the assailant  shook their head "No time, I've got to get you out of here!" the assailant looked down at where the handcuffs around Paul's wrists would be. The assailant grabbed Paul's arms and undid them, Paul rubbed his stinging wrists "Alright, come on" Paul grumbled "Why should I go with you?" the assailant grumbled and was about to shout Paul's ears off until more pounding at the door was heard along with shouts from more officers "Look, either come with me, or stay with the police!" Paul thought hard. Should he go with this assailant, he heard the loud pounding and shouting at the door, he weighted his options it wasn't like the police would believe his story anyway, he sighed "Alright, I'll go with you" the assailant  clasped their hands together "Good" the assailant grabbed Paul's arms and pulled him out the chair.

He was brought over to the rope the assailant had climbed down from, "You first" the assailant gestured Paul nodded he took the rope in his hand and started to climb up it took him a while to climb up the hole in the ceiling "Alright, my turn" the assailant took holed of the rope and started climbing as they did, the door to the room busted open, a dozen cops armed with handguns and flashlights rushed into the room, the gasped when they saw the passed out officer. Their eyes locked on the assailant "Stop right their criminal scum!" they pointed their handguns at the assailant "Seeya!" the assailant  waved, and quickly rushed up the rope and joined Paul up in the ceiling. "Come on! Lets go! "they shouted at Paul who nodded, Paul let the assailint lead the way, they crawled through miles and miles of air ducts, after what seemed like hours of crawling in the dark the assailant shouted back "Were almost out!" Paul felt relief he was tired of crawling in such a tight space.

Soon, the two came to the exit of the vents, the assailant slammed the vent panel hard and it fell off, a ray of light shone into the dark vent Paul let out a sigh of relief finally, he was going to see some light, he let the assailant get out first then he did. The light blinded him a bit, but he recovered quickly as he was accustomed to it, as he had to when he gamed all day long in the dark and went outside, he stretched his arms "Finally light!" as Paul celebrated seeing light for the first time. He heard a rustling sound, he looked and saw the assailant was taking off what looked like a very advanced black military suit, as each piece was removed Paul noticed that a feminine figure being revealed, there was no way the assailant that just busted him out was a girl. The assailant reached for their helmet and slowly pulled it off, revealing a girls face, Paul was shocked as he watched the girl shake her head, her long brown hair swishing behind her, she then looked at Paul with he brown eyes.

"Y..Your a girl!?" the girl smiled and nodded "Yep,nice to meet you Paul Bakaochi" Paul was in shock "How do you know my name, who are you?" the girl giggled "My names Claire Runo, I'm an agent of Baka" Paul gave a confused look, "Agent of Baka?" the girl smiled and nodded, Paul had no idea what was going on, first a voice tells him he's Dragonborn and he sends a semi truck flying with a power just like from Skyrim, then he's questioned by the police, and now, a girl saying she was an agent of some organization he never heard of had just broken him out, after that Paul had no idea what to expect of would happen next. [Ch.3 END]