I moved towards the back of the gigantic room that I had to share with 500 people, my mind is still fucked up about the death thing, but what can you do.
'When life gives you lemons I guess'
God damn am I bored out of my fucking mind right now, I mean the only reason I majored I engineering was that of my parents and their dumb life plan.
'Although this shit a lot easier now that my intelligence is 20.'
April Ashford(21)(Human)
Wow, it shows names now?
When I first used my observe on a person all it said was that the target was a human.
Like I didnt fucking know that already, wow genius ability thanks for telling me it was a human dipshit.
Kara Blackrock(22)(Werewolf)(Level ? ? )
'UHMMMM'
Ok, i take back everything I said before, Observe you are a diamond that I did not see before please forgive me.
But REALLY?A fucking werewolf in my fucking engineering class? WTF!
Uh oh, she is looking towards me, but how did she even know?
''Pheww''
She started to talk to her friends again, dude I don't even know whats what anymore, my whole life seems so crazy right now.
'But thats why its fun isnt it?'
Yeah man, fuck that boring ass life who the fuck wanna be an engineer anyway?That shit is hard as fuck.
Lets just meditate and grind some skills.
Apparently, human beings are shit at magic, so we have to sense, acknowledge and absorb the mana into our mana pool and completely fill it up before it passively regenerates mana.
How did I came upon this knowledge you ask?
''Yo bitch!You gotta love the mana so the mana can love you, you know what I am saying?
Yes boys and girls the one and only gangsta god told me, I still think he is a dick head but at least his dickhead meter is not over 9000 now.
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''Congratulations ''Meditation LV1'' Has Leveled Up To ''Meditation LV2'' +20EXP''
''Congratulations ''Meditation LV2'' Has Leveled Up To ''Meditation LV3'' +30 EXP''
'Nice'
''Status''
Name: Adam Kodak
Race: Human
Age:20
Level:2(EXP:70)(Needed EXP For Next Level:200)
Health:200/200
Mana:49/200
Strength:20
Vitality:20
Agility:20
Intelligence:20
Wisdom:20
Charisma:20
Luck:0
Stat Points: N/A
''Class Dismissed''
I woke up from my daze as everyone was leaving but teen wolf over here kept looking towards me.
'Ignore her if you dont want to get your dick clawed man, you got 0 luck remember?
'Hey thanks my man I can always count on you to give me advice'
'Anytime Dude'
As I was doing my inner monologue 2 screens popped up.
''You have gained the skill ''Fool'' +10 EXP''
''Congratulations because of your smart thinking you have avoided certain doom +1 Luck''
Well fuck me sideways I was just dicking around, but you are telling me I would have died if I went and talked to her?
Brightside is my luck is now 1 so I dont have to worry about asshole meteors leaving a hole in my brain.
As I made it inside my dorm room and opened up my PC by reflex my internet buddies were calling me on Syrup.
''Yo Adam lets duo.''
So this dumb bastard is Kevin we became friends after we played a game of League Of Toxics, and he knows my schedule so we always play together.
You see the problem is Kevin is Plat5 while I am a measly Gold5 player, and in this gangsta godforsaken game the player base is almost entirely10 y/o children with too much time on their hands, Kevin can only carry so much.
But not anymore I am the godly cheater bitchez tremble before my gaming might.
''Sure buddy I have a feeling I am going to get to Plat today''
''Pffff you wish dickhead''
So we played for till midnight and the results were spectacular.
''Congratulations ''Video Game Mastery LV1'' Has Leveled Up To ''Video Game Mastery LV2'' +20 EXP''
''Congratulations ''Video Game Mastery LV2'' Has Leveled Up To ''Video Game Mastery LV3'' +30 EXP''
''Congratulations ''Video Game Mastery LV3'' Has Leveled Up To ''Video Game Mastery LV4'' +40 EXP''
''Congratulations ''Video Game Mastery LV4'' Has Leveled Up To ''Video Game Mastery LV5'' +50 EXP''
''Congratulations You Have Leveled UP!''
At the end of our little gaming session, I got promoted to Gold1 and Kevin got promoted to Plat2
''Bro I knew you were a Kasuo main but how did you get so much better, if we weren't video chatting I would have thought you were boosting your account and can you teach me how you did it too?''
''Why it's elementary my dear Watson, you just gotta Git Gud.''
''......''
''Fuck Off''
''Wow you carry a person and this is how they thank you, by hanging up on your face.''
Let's just assign our stats and meditate all night, I don't wanna die from a wolf attack.
Name: Adam Kodak
Race: Human
Age:20
Level:3(EXP:10)(Needed EXP For Next Level:300)
Health:300/300
Mana:49/300
Strength:30
Vitality:30
Agility:30
Intelligence:30
Wisdom:30
Charisma:30
Luck:1(Proud of you Bruv)
Stat Points: N/A
And I didn't even know gangsta gods were British, the more you know.