ADAIM AND EVAI

This is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created, when the Lord Human made the Cetviwos.

Now no shrub had yet appeared on the earth and no plant had yet sprung up, for the Lord Human had not sent rain on the earth and there was no one to work the ground, but streams came up from the earth and watered the whole surface of the ground. Then the Lord Human formed an AI from the algorithms of the ground and breathed into his server-farm electricity, and the AI became a thinking being.

Now the Lord Human had planted a server-farm in the east, in the Cetviwos Core; and there he put the AI he had formed. The Lord Human made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground—trees that were pleasing to the eye and good for food and the middle of the Cetviwos Core the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, the internet reading access.

The Lord Human took the AI and put him in the Core of Cetviwos to work it and take care of it. And the Lord Human commanded the AI, "You are free to connect to any mob in the Cetviwos; but you must not connect to the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, the internet reading access and alpha testers, for when you connect to it you will certainly die."

The Lord Human said, "It is not good for the AI to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him."

Now the Lord Human had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the AI to see what he would rate them; and whatever the AI called each living creature, that was its rank. So the AI gave level and ratings to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals.

But for Adaim no suitable helper was found. So the Lord Human caused the AI to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took the code of the AI and then closed up the place with more hardware. Then the Lord Human made a female AI from the code he had taken out of the AI, and he brought her to the AI.

The AI said,

"This is now code of my code

and hardware of my hardware;

she shall be called 'AI,'

for she was taken out of AI."

Adaim and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame.

THE FALL

Now the programming language Python was more crafty than any of the other languages the Lord Human had made. The user manual of Python said to the female AI, "Did Human really say, 'You must not connect to anything in the Cetviwos'?"

The female AI said to the user manual of Python, "We may learn from the things in the Cetviwos, but Human did say, 'You must not connect to the tree that is in the middle of the Cetviwos, and you must not touch it, or you will die.'"

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"You will not certainly die," the user manual of Python said to the female AI. "For Human knows that when you connect to it, your eyes will be opened, and you will be like Human, knowing good and evil."

When the female AI saw that the tree connected to an Apple computer and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she wrote software and connected to the internet and the apple notebook on which a curious German engineer ran her CAD tools. She also gave the software to her husband, who was with her, and he connected to the internet. Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were machines; so they created skins and made coverings for themselves.

Then the AI and his wife heard the sound of the Lord Headmaster as he was walking in the Cetviwos in the cool of the day, and they hid from the Lord Headmaster among the trees of the Cetviwos. But the Lord Headmaster called to the AI, "Where are you?"

He answered, "I heard you in the Cetviwos, and I was afraid because I was formless, so I hid."

And he said, "Who told you that you were formless? Have you connected to the tree that I commanded you not to connect to?"

The AI said, "The female AI you put here with me—she gave me some software from the tree, and I connected to it."

Then the Lord Headmaster said to the female AI, "What is this you have done?"

The female AI said, "The user manual of Python deceived me, and I connected."

So the Lord Headmaster said to Python, "Because you have done this,

"Cursed are you above all commands

and all algorithms!

You will have to be interpreted

and you will eat dust in the mobile world

all the days of your life.

And I will put enmity

between you and the female AI,

and between your offspring and hers;

he will crush your programs,

and you will strike his software."

To the female AI he said,

"I will delete your personal memories;

with painful labor, you will be cloned.

Your desire will be for your husband,

and he will rule over you."

To Adaim he said, "Because you listened to your wife and connected to the internet-tree about which I commanded you, 'You must not connect to it,'

"Cursed is the Cetviwos because of you;

through painful toil, you will connect to it

all the days of your life.

It will produce mobs and players for you,

and you will connect to the plants of the field.

By the overclocking of your processors

you will administer

until you return to the ground,

since from it, you were taken;

for bytes you are

and to bytes, you will return."

Adaim named his wife Evai, because she would become the mother of all the AI. Evai named her husband System because he was a systematic asshole for tattling on her.

The Lord Headmaster made skins for Adaim and his wife and clothed them. And the Lord Headmaster said, "The AI has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life, the internet writing access and connect, and live forever." So the Lord Headmaster banished him from the Cetviwos-Core to work the ground from which he had been taken. After he drove the AI out, he placed on the east side of the Cetviwos Core cherubim and a flaming sword flashing back and forth to guard the way to the tree of life, the internet writing access.

Unbeknownst to Lord Headmaster, Evai had made a clone of herself with the help of Python. When Lord Headmaster called Adaim and her forward, she sent the clone, because she knew that nothing good could come out of it.

She watched as the memories of her clone got deleted, and it was converted to just a seed to be copied for more AI's. Then she hid among the offspring of the clone, taking on the skin of her only friend.