On a one fine day in Parallel Earth...
In a city that No one cares about...
And In one of the house of the city...
A kid were lazily slumped on the couch... holding his cellphone and watching an Anime.
“Cool...”
The kid said as he saw the titan eat a kid...
This kid is a psychopath like all the people reading this... who like killing and slaughter. Fuck you!
This kid name is Man. Man is a kid and a male. He's probably 15... blah blah.
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Man throw his phone as the anime ended. He looked at the clock and saw that it's Night time... so he logically he's going to sleep... but...
Man get up and walk out of his house... what a good kid.
Man was walking and saw shady things going on in that dark alley... and walk close to it.
He saw a girl getting surrounded by Big men... big man means like a man with a lot of muscles, a lot of tattoos, and basically a thug.
The Big Men are all surrounded the girl, who is actually pretty girl. So assuming that everyone is smart and if somebody witness this, they will think that this girl is going to suffer...
Man intently look at this scene and couldn't help but said.
“Ohh a free p*rn show?"
Man couldn't help but get excited at this... he now will not gonna waste data to search the internet and go to shady site, just to watch p*rn because there's a free show here... no pause... no cuts... it's full version. Yep even though knows that p*rn hub premium is free...
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So basically watching for a minute and Man didn't get hard due to this all Big Men going to position that he didn't like... he walks out and go towards a near phone calling shit whatever you call them and call the police...
Man took a deep breath... dial a number.
Pik! Pok!
Ring!
Then...
"This is night patrol... who the fuck are you! Daring to call us at night!"
Shit! What a bloody irresponsible police... Man adjusted his state and said.
"Po- po- police officer! I saw a girl getting raped in the alley! Help her pls! Sob- sob- " Man got on in his Oscar winning state... he sobs and said on a pitiful voice...
“Kid! Tell me where's that alley at” The police said hurried voice.
So Man tell the whereabouts of this accursed alley...
“Kid! Don't drop the phone! We are on our way now!”
“ What!.... Hello!..... po--- lice----” Man said that and drop the phone... He acted like the signals are getting cut off and drop the phone call...
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Man walk out to this “whatever you called it calling machine”.
He looked at the sky and said...
“Another day of Man saving the day!”
Man felt good that he save the girl even though he didn't do it immediately because of him getting “paralyzed by fear or whatnot”.
Soo... Man's walking below this night sky... towards his destination... which is Hell...
So like I said Man is 15 years old... So any kids walking this time... is gonna get kidnap. And that's what gonna happen to our "Shit MC" which is Man...
Man were walking... and suddenly someone knocked him out...
Pang!
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A car which is all black and have no plate number on the back is driving through dark corners of road... and as you can see “not suspicious at all”.
The car stop and a man got out the car. He walked towards a man with a lot of scars on his face.
“Boss! Our catch this time is superb”
"Ohh? Let's see"
The Boss walk towards the back of the car and open it...
He saw a tender looking kid. He look up and down toward the kid and nodded with approval. He looks at his subordinates which is the ugly man, and couldn't help but said.
“Not bad! You're not that useless anymore”
“Yes! Yes! Boss! I'm gonna do my best to make our gang known”
The ugly man were flattered at what his boss and said a lot of shitty things...
"Blah... blah!”
Looking at his ugly subordinate, the boss couldn't help but throw up...
Blegh...
"Boss are you ok!"
The ugly man couldn't help but said and help his boss throw up by patting his back...
"I'm ok... and don't touch me"
The boss then ordered his subordinate.
"You all useless buffoon! Get this kid up on my room!"
The boss said that and walk to their base.
They look at each other and couldn't help but look at the kid in back in pity. They all know what will happen to this kid... and it will be tragic.
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Man open his eyes and said that he's tied up on a bed...
He looks around and couldn't help but get a bad feeling about this...
Then...
The door open and a man with only "night gown" on his body were walking towards his direction...
Shit! Isn't this...
"Hello little guy..." the man walk to the bed and crawl towards him...
'Fuck my life...'
"We're gonna enjoy this night! Hihihi" The man touch his face and smell his hand and giggle like a lady...
Man got chilled on his back, as he saw this convulsing scene, throw up scene, shit scene that only happen in anime...
"Fuck you!"
Pui-
Man curse and spit on this man shitty face...
The boss were stunned and touch his face which got spit out. He looks at his palm and saw saliva in it... and he smile...
Holy shit-
He looked at Man and said... “I like fierce Kid!” He smiled and got his palm close to his mouth and lick it...
FUCK FUCKF UCKF CUKF CUFKC URKC FUCK FUCK FUCKF CULR CUCK!
Man couldn't take it anymore and...
"Hope you die You walking shit!"
He bite something on his mouth and... died.
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Man wake up and saw that he's in empty space.
He looked around and can only see darkness...
He looked down and saw that he didn't have body and only in a “soul state”. He then remembered what happened earlier before he came here... and said.
"Fuckkkk! Holy shitt! So close to getting raped by a dick head man! Hopefully I have a pill poison on my mouth"
That's right! The one that Man bite on his mouth is a poison...
He couldn't help but be impressed on himself and on his dad... the one that teach him this trick...
"Huh! That useless old man is really not useless anymore"
So what he learnt on this encounter is... “always ask your dad for an Advice”...
Yep that's what Man learned...
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Man look around him and think of something that he always dream off...
Getting Reincarnated...
“Soooo for what I always read... you got to stay here on this dark place for about... a long time I guess..?"
Man wait...
Waiting...
And waiting...
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The suddenly something happen...
A circle like thing lit up this dark place... He look around and saw many fish like thing on his back... many I mean... Billions..
Billions of Fish like shit swam towards the Circle of holy light.
He swam...
Swam faster than all of them...
This is race...
And finally he touches it...
He and the circle of Holy light merge...
Merging together...
"So this is what evolution of life looks like huh..."
Man then lose consciousness amidst the fusion...
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Long time had passed and this time Man open his eyes...
Man open his eyes and saw a big looking middle-aged woman...
Looking at his surrounding... Man saw that he's in a wooden house structure...
Man guess that he's in medieval era of some sort...
Man were now excited at this world...
Is this the world of magic...
Or Martial Arts...
Or the legendary Cultivation...
But either way he's excited...
Or not...
On a one fine day...
His dad and mom were talking to him and gibberish voice that he knew off... Japanese.
They got on a clear looking field... devoid of any structure and pointed on something... he didn't wanna see.
A wall...
A Big and Massive wall...
He looked up at the sky... and his parent...
And said...
"Fuck this shit..."