This 5 years is an ominous sign.. 5.. Such a sinister number…  I mean look at it.. it’s emitting such a strong killing intent that I feel like I’m being crushed by a boulder.. one the size of a mountain..

10 minutes later

Alright.. Breath.. breath… relax.. numbers alone can’t kill.. Now that I think about it.. 5 years have passed wasting away in my chair throne.. Back then father said that I have exactly 5 years of time. F@CKING SH!T! HOW COULD I WASTE 5 SHITTING YEARS OF MY FIRST VACATION ON A CHAIR!! Oh well, how unfortunate that time flies so fast while doing something that you really enjoy! Those wonderful 5 years wasted spent rotting resting on my fucking chair! A CHAIR DAMN IT!  lovely comfortable throne. Now that I think about it.. 5 wasn’t the only mentioned number that sent me a chill during the conversation that we’ve been holding so far. Now then, let’s try to remember.. 8763 – nope.. 1-nope.. 2 –nope.. 40000 – bingo!....  ….    ….. Bingo my ass! Today is my birthday! The crazy old man gave me those 5 years to get myself ready for my birthday celebration that is currently being arranged by that geezer..

Now then.. maybe it isn’t that bad.. I mean it’s a party in my honor.. Guests..  Presents… I’m in the middle of attention.. Good, good.. That sounds nice and pleasant.. Other then the fact that the geezer took 5 years to prepare my present.. I’ve learned my lesson after turning into snack for the guard dogs that snooped up the blown pieces of me and took their time chewing on them while all I could do is watch. After doing some thinking and considering my options I came to the conclusion that convenient training methods won’t save me from that. My only option was to learn some magic that would let me escape as soon as he spots me during my birthday celebration. Unfortunately, just like the convenient training methods won’t help me reach his level  any time soon in this millennia nor would your usual warps, teleportation, invisibility and the rest of the birthday party clown’s level of magic would be as good as useless against him.

Looks like it’s time to play around with some forbidden and lost magicks.  How am I to get my hands on something that is “lost” and is considered a taboo even by demons? Aha.. Our library, much to my convenience, pretty much is entirely filled with a wide variety of books that are used precisely to learn those “lost” and “forbidden” magicks. After taking a stroll through the familiar shelves tagged as simply lost magicks. I came to a grim realization… This won’t do.. This magic is on the level of the clown graduating from the birthday parties and now is the acting as some warm up act on some downtown comedy stand-up show. Looks like my only choice is to go to the deepest part containing the most dangerous spells.. Why dangerous.. Because demons don’t create taboos on strong magic only because it gives off a sinister aura.. No.. this magick if preformed wrong, in the best case scenario, end up turning the user into a gruesome mess of bones and flesh. Giving it some thought.. Exploding during a miscast or getting shredded by daddy.

Nothing to think about.. I take a quick look around and spot exactly what I’m looking for.. Most likely the most malevolent looking book in the whole library. What made it look grim even to my eyes? The ancient technology used to create it and preserve through eternity? It’s onyx coated cover, that is said to be used to retain the most hideous  and vile creatures that aren’t even welcome in the Demon Realm? The crimson pages that obviously hinted to the fact that all who have tried to use this book to gain undeserved power, much like I am at this very moment, have become it’s light after lunch snack. Nope, none of that.. I mean this is the Demon Realm.. Things like this are used as everyday items all around. What really made me think twice before using this book was the vile black smoke all around it. Magick so strong that even the book can use release a bit of it’s effect.. I mean I heard that everything contains mana.. But books casting magic.. That’s new.

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Regardless, comparing a magician book or my father.. Obviously it’s time to learn to look as bad@ss as that book. In the end after stopping the book from  whole and alive.. Came the real hard part.. Measuring c0cks with the magick I had to prove to the magic that I’m worthy of using it.. A strange thing indeed, normal magic takes year to master and would never be able to reach even close in the terms of destructive power.. I mean I’ve learned the thing only yesterday after showing it my c0ck mastery of the soul magick.. Seeing that I’m freely controlling magic that is the same rank as Smoky, or so I call him now. Why does magick even speak? Simple.. Because smoky is a really old and condensed concentration of evolved mana.. That what forbidden magick is all about.. You absorb this this concentration of mana into yourself after which you can pretty much freely use it around. Nice right? Eat a smoky and become almighty..

Unfortunately, nothing comes cheap.. If I’d shown a slightest concentration while taking smoky in he would instead try to take over my body. At which point it would be the end. I resist and my body explodes into tiny little fragments of it former self. That by the way, as I’ve mentioned earlier is the best case scenario.. The worst is smoke takes over my body and goes to have fun outside.. Intelligent mana is never easy to deal with.. Intelligent mana with a body of a highest tier demon like myself is close to unstoppable. So when people fully absorb the intelligent mana they tend to spend years on completely wiping their consciousness inside their bodies to avoid risks… It lowers the power of the spell quite a bit but in the end it’s better then loosing your body altogether. Oh before I forget.. Smoky meet Blue.. Why is Smoky still around? Because I can’t afford to cut down on my abilities at the price of my safety.. Whos Blue.. The intelligent mana that came as a pack with my soul magic.. Hes a cool guy.. though sometimes he tends to create a fluffy pink diary out of nowhere and write some strange things in it.. Hold on.. That’s was one of the future me not Blue.. What do I mean by future “me”.. According to what they told me.. In the not so distant future I’ll figure out a way to travel back to my younger body thou I decided that all I’ll be doing is annoying the guy just like I was annoyed back in the days by the other future mes..

Why haven’t I mentioned anything before this? Haven’t you noticed that this whole time we were observing everything as POVs of my past selves? Of course sometimes some unwanted memories came up and I unconsciously took over the body a few times.. But other then that I was always there to answer your questions.. Doesn’t it bother him? We’re doing him a favour by preparing him for what will come.. Soon enough It’ll be far more then just Smoky,Blue and 4 or 5 of my future and past selves.. and in the end we might all come from different times but it all comes down to the fact that we're one and the same so it's big deal really.. The only downside to this magick is that you can only go back in time and no matter what you do it’s impossible to change the way the events are progressing even if you take over the body.. one way  or the other the major things especially those that you’re aiming to change just won’t... so we gave up on trying to improve the things that have already become a distand memory and instead decided to pester our past selves as a form of revenge on our future selves that had introduced us to this form of time-travel terrorism while perfecting it on us... Wheres the logic in that? It's simple.. since our past selves are our future selves in the future then we can have our past take the blunt of our thirst for revenge and have the nightmares of this events haunt them all the way in their distant future!

Now that everyone got a say in this can I get back to the actual story now? Yes? Thank you.. So where was I again? Right.. 100 year old me and smoky

AuthNote: From now I'll try to stick as much as I can to stick to the actual story because at this rate this is going to go nowhere :p