You look around the lecture hall and notice all the other students have fallen asleep. You look towards the lecturer, who has now stopped talking and is staring straight at you. “I don’t know how you’re still awake, but I guess we do this the hard way.” He says, before pulling out a sword.

     Hi. I'm Ash Asphalt. And am being hunted down for NO REASON! I'm an orphan, and my parents mysteriously disappeared when I was 3 years old. But just after that, a cyclone of calamity has been following me ever since. And it seems that the cause has been... my teachers?

     Ever since Pre-K, my teachers seemed to have been hating me. One day I overheard something very disturbing... it went like this.

     My best friend Bailey Beecher and I were seeing who could burp the loudest when she started having a seizure! I ran to the teachers' office where she was on her praying mat. I was just about to step in when I heard my name.

     "Ash. Ash Asphalt. Thank you, chaos, god of anarchy for separating, then killing off both his parents. Now I can begin my revenge," she seemingly said to the wall, which had a picture that looked like a grownup version of me with darts all over it. "When will I begin my shapeshifting path to destroy Asher," she said in a tone of memorizing mayhem. Then, she opened her mouth, as if to speak, when a voice bellowed throughout the room. "In time, Britannica," the voice echoed. Then it stopped. "Wait, someone is listening," Chaos said, and then I passed out as if I were the one having a seizure.