It was a lazy afternoon... just like any other. And that day a peculiar boy sat at a table just leisurely sipping his Pepsi-Cola™ bottle. He always liked the Pepsi more than Coke, why? That's a different story.
Now, everybody looked at him and took note of his anime-ish hair that looked like it had just exploded. Plus the fact that he had dead-fish eyes that didn't really match his cool looks.
So of course people judged, looked at him and thought:
"Delinquent" (Everybody)
they whispered and muttered or even just looked on silently.
But little did they know, that this kid of only 14 years of age, was actually a private tutor: Chris Blazers, at Mahou Academy.
They were known for just "magically" prepping kids for college. And it actually was like "magic" no, they weren't brain-washed, because every kid that attended kept or just outright enhanced their personality. Be it, nerd, otaku, delinquent, or play-boy. They would somehow find a way for the kid to use their traits to help society in the best way. Just like "Magic" hence the name of the academy.
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-Presently-
In a Sun-Bucks cafe ™:
"Ah... summer sure is nice..."
I'm here cause the shitty old man wants me to meet somebody... a new student? Anyways... jeez... It's still 2 weeks till summers over.... sigh...
It seems that I'm supposed to look for a white haired girl... sigh... he told me to go and find her... but that's a hassle, according to my Lazy rulebook section 012, Always wait instead of taking action. That's how I roll. Scratch that, I'm to lazy to roll. I'll just sit here... kekekeke... I'm a genius!
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-About 10 min. Later.
Ugh...
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"..."
"..."
Ah. Finally. She's here.
"..."
I lazily turn my head and inspect her enter the cafe. Hmmm... I carefully analyze her potential... sigh... maybe after a while? I do have the ability to decide her potential. What do you expect from a private teacher from Mahou Academy?
"Only A-cup... huh. Maybe potential in future?"
(Chris)
Okay... I lied. I was measuring... something else...
She comes over.
"Heya, are you... wait..."
(Chris)
I look at my student list for the name I was pretty surprised to only find one student on the list this year but whatever.
"Heya, are you Selena?"
(Chris)
She looks surprised
sigh... I'm to lazy to do introductions... I'll just explain everything to her in one go.
"Yes, I am your private teacher, don't be surprised, I'm already one year older then you, but I've taught for 4 years and am a genius. Don't you dare say I'm short, if you call me short I'll call you A-cup for the rest of your life. Next, I have no idea what you want to be in life but I'm to lazy to guess so just introduce yourself."
(Chris)
huh... she doesn't look as surprised as I imagined...
"Ah... okay"
(Selena)
She sit's down, and introduces herself as one who got a scholarship to my tutoring for a year, from a lottery and wants to be someone that helps people in life...
Suddenly after a minute, she looks at me. And as if solving a really hard math problem...
"EHHHHHHHHHH??!!!!!!!! YOUREEEEE MY TEACHERRRR?!?!?!?!!!"
(Selena)
"Sigh... yes, si, yosh, yada... whatever you can imagine. Yes."
(Chris)
wow.. took her long enough to realize.
"So, have a problem with it?"
(Chris)
"Nope"
(Selena)
"..."
Eh? Hehe.. looks like that shitty principal actually gave me a decent student
"Why not? I'm only one year younger than you?"
(Chris)
"Well, the principal told me you were my age and a genius, and your not lying, plus he did say you were short... on second thought, he told me not to mention that your short..."
(Selena)
"..."
I was going to retort --and then it happened. The start of the apocalypse. When the tags started to appear.
I got a text from the Principal:
Look out Chris, I suggest you protect your student and start saving people, cause shit's about to hit the fan...
"Zing!"
Huh?...
Two metal tags about the size of a playing card just... materialized in mid-air... took a look at it... and it just suddenly flew and attached itself onto my neck as soon as I touched it. What the... huh. Well, now I am wearing a mysterious tag thing like an necklace... There's a button and I press it. Oh jeez... what the heck?
This appears. It's like a semi-transparent blue-screen...
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Congrats! You've joined the New Age! Until the Apocalypse starts, you've got about 1 minute to get da hell outa here before the poo hits the airplane! In the New Age be whatever you can do! As long it has affinity with you, you can do it!
What the heck?
Selena had put on the necklace and I could tell she was surprised again. Sigh... I'm to lazy to care... It's probably some new advertisement thing...
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-1 minute later-
Selena's POV
Huh well, I dunno what this tag is for... whatever the [New Age] means... I'm kinda excited though, My teacher looks kinda like'a a delinquent, but Granny told me to never judge a book by it's cover, so I guess It's okay! Besides, he gives off a lazy vibe, but he feels nice (even though he judged my boobs...) He just lazily sips his coke fiddling around with the air with his fingers...
Hmm... wait. Let me press this tag thing again...
You've already read the welcoming message, now, quickly choose a proffesion! It seems you can be a water or a wind profession! Here's a list of professions you can choose!
Coooooooool
This is like those games where you get to be a magical herooooooooo
Huh... I can be a [Water Healer], a [Water Warrior], a [Water Mage], a [WInd Mage], a [Wind Scout], a [Wind Warrior], and... huh? There's this thing it's [Hurricane Wielder]...
I look at Chris... He looks like he's trying to find something on his blue screen thingy.
I decide to show him anyways.
"Chris! Look!"
(Selena)
He slowly turns his head and just kinda looks with his dead-fish eyes...
Until I start swirling wind in my hand, and make a waterball in the other...
"Dang... I was right... these tags seem to be able to grant you magic... As expected of my student! A genius just like me! Kekekeke...¨
(Chris)
"*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*"
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
I look around and then suddenly something flies at me. It's... an arm. Without the body...
Chris immediately goes over and inspects the arm... I'm to shocked to think.
"Oi..oi... the welcoming message said apocalypse... but... this is too much..."
(Chris)
Oi, Selena, snap out of it!
(Chris)
"Huh? Oh... right... but the arm... it... the blood... what's goin on?"
(Selena)
"LIke I know, I'm to lazy to find out, just do as your teacher says, and everything will be alright."
(Chris)
Right.. right... something about his tone really calms me... alright... I can do this?
"Alright, Selena you can do water, right? Alright... make a waterball... now... close your eyes... make the waterball bigger... and bigger... alright now... hmmm... shoot it... (he lifts my arm and points it somewhere) rightttttt there... FIRE!"
(Chris)
I here a big crash and a big roar... more screaming... and yells?
I open my eyes and see that a big... rat thing is there. It's... dead... but... it's really scary...
[Ding!]
+50 exp!
But then I see another big rat steal Chris's bag...
I tap his shoulder and inform him of what I saw...
"SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!"
(CHRIS)
"A MONTHS WORTH OF MY PEPSI STASH WAS IN THEREEEEEEE!!!"
(Chris)
I'm confused... wait...
"EHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?!!!"
(Selena)
That's what he was worried about?!?!?!?!!!!
But then I see it bringing a whole lot of rats...
"Chris! There's a whole lot coming!!! And I think I'm to tired to make another [waterball]..."
(Selena)
He just calmly almost lazily scrolls through the air... and slowly, he stops. I see he found something... He puts on the most evil grin I've ever seen before in my life, and yet, it reassures me.
"The lead Rat with the Pepsi pack reaches us... and it leaps at me. I'm too fatigued and tired to care... I just wanna sleep...
"*BOOOOOM*"
I see Chris punch the rat and make it explode? He grins
"[Blast Mage] mage huh? Ha. Suits me well."
(Chris)
"Thank you Chris..."
(Selena)
I manage to thank him before I feel like blacking out...
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"..."
"Stupid... I you just happened to be attacked by the rat with the Pepsi ..."
(Chris)
He said that... but I feel like he was lying... tehe!