"My name is Leon, thanks for the help," He said while his face went as red as a bamboo's buttock. He was very embarrassed as he thought he was betrayed. He casually lifted up his shirt to see his wound, and funnily enough, his abs... No I mean his wound was repaired.

"Nevermind that, even I would retaliate if I thought someone poisoned me or something, anyway what do we do about the goblins?" I said in a panic as there were now around eleven of these little green creatures closing in.

"These... These are not goblins, they're all orcs! They destroyed my village!" His face went pale, he grabbed my arms and ran.

[Orcs? What part of them looks like orcs?]

"Dammit!" I couldn't run fast due to my slippers getting in the way so I had to lose them.

[They were my favourite pair]

We kept running through the grassy plain but there were nearly next to zero places to hide, the 'orcs' were already quick onto our trail and my foot keeps stepping on small pebbles every now and there.

Suddenly I heard something whistling towards me and without turning back, Leon tackled me to the side.

"Shit!" We tumbled for a few seconds on the ground and my body was now filthy dirty. I looked up and what I saw made my skin crawl, it was one of the pikes. I imagined myself being impaled by one of them, I don't think I would die immediately, it would be enough time for the monsters to mock and defile me while I slowly bleed to death.

"Now we're even" He laughed hopelessly, before standing back up again and facing the horde. I also smiled bitterly before also facing the rushing group, but I somehow can't see how these small creatures can destroy a village unless there are countless numbers of them.

Then suddenly, the small skinny brittle arms of the orcs transformed into a large monstrous muscular veiny arm, then their weak small legs changed too, then their body, then their heads. 

Soon, every orc was now over two metres tall.

You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story.

[I understand now, they used magic or have a magic user amongst them to turn themselves miniature so that people would think they are weak goblins]

"Despicable" I moaned before holding out my right hands and summoned my only weapon.

"Oof" It was pretty damn heavy. Leon didn't know what was in my hands, but he was pretty surprised that I managed to summon something out of thin air, well he didn't see how I brought out the syringes but it was his first time seeing something like this.

"You're a summoner? I thought you were a healer?" He said as he prepared himself to fight the orcs, these orcs were now at full strength and could easily outrun them.

"I can summon objects, including items that heal, so I'm kinda both?" I said as I tried to hold up the stupid gun but it was too heavy even after using both arms. 

[Curse my weak noodle arms, I can't even aim properly. How am I going to kill them?]

"I'm level 4 and have the warrior class, I have two abilities, Charge and Slash. But with no sword, I think I can only kill one of these orcs before dying..."

[There are classes and levels in this world?]

Yes, this world is a world of Adventures and Dungeons, everybody has a status screen where they can see their levels, abilities and stats. Everyone has one except you, the levels in your system is merely a cosmetic function to fit within this world so when people use 'inspection' on you. Your class will also show up as [Apex Summoner]

[Wait the system spoke to me?]

[Hey why don't I have a proper status screen? Does this mean I can't grow stronger by distributing points into my attributes or something? And shouldn't I have mana?]

You do not have a normal status screen or mana because you are not of this world, but why are you complaining? You already have me... Don't you like me?

[Huh?]

Anyway, here is a mission and the rewards if you successfully complete it. Due to the difficulty of the mission and your current strength, the reward this time is overly generous.

Introductory Mission: Defeat all Enemies! (0/12)

Rewards:

- A random ability 

- 150 Apex Coins

- 25 Legend Coins

"There are eleven orcs but there should be another enemy hiding within them" I shouted out to Leon when I noticed something odd.

"How do you know?" He was puzzled.

"Well, there should be a mage hiding somewhere, someone who commands and supports these Orcs"

"Well that is useful information but I still don't know how we're going to find the mage if we can't even defeat the orcs" 

"Here, use this," I gave the Mozambique over to him because if it was in my hand, how would I have the agility and strength to run and gun down the orcs? 

"What's this?" Leon was even more so confused about the heavy tool laying in his palms.

Host... You can't do this! This is not cool!

[I'm doing what any normal player does, throwing away the trash Mozambique!]