(I have now decided that all chapters will be short since I will only be using this to exercise my imagination and to be productive when I'm bored, also everything will be written in "Present Tense".)

God kind of just got gigantic in an instant, which surprised me at first, actually, who am I kidding I was surprised the whole time since he grabbed me and than threw me out into space and then suddenly I found myself in a room that looked like it was completely trashed. Wait, this looks like a literal example of, "it looks like a bomb went off in here".

*Quiet Sobbing*

My thought proccess was interrupted by the sound of someone quietly crying. When I tried to turn my head to see where the sound was coming from, I was surprised to notice that not only was there some guy in black clothing near the door holding a woman who I think sleeping, but also there was another baby right next to me.

When I try to talk to the guy in black clothing, no words came out, only high pitched gibberish.

Kent: "Oogagooa"

WHAT.THE.ACTUAL.FUCK...I, of course had to recollect my thoughts as I of now am a baby that pees and shits it's diapers then cries as if it was crying out for help to help clean it's terrible messes that it, itself is responsible for.

Disappointment, that is the emotion that filled me. I was disappointed in a lot of things at the moment, but most of all, that "All powerful God" has turned me into a baby, most of the disappointment was now directed towards that god.

Now that I've recollected my thoughts, I decided to look at the guy who I tried to speak with but was met with extreme failure. There was an obvious look of shock on his face, which I did not know the cause of, as if he could hear my thoughts or something.

Guy in black clothing: "H-h-how did I not know there w-was a-a-another. Oh my goodness, fate has hidden another child from all, even Voldemort did not know of another."

WHAT, FUCKING VOLDEMORT WAS HERE. This means multiple things have happened since God threw me into the mysterious but beautiful place that is space.

One of those things being that I've been thrown into the Harry Potter world, this is amazing! And I just finished the movies too, this is too good to be true, HA!

Ok, so another thing is that either me or that other baby is probably the chosen one, or more correctly, his accidental horcrux. But from the way that guy who is probably Snape said that I was hidden from Voldemort by fate itself, probably means the other baby is Harry Potter.

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Fuck, well whatever, I don't like attention anyways.

Probably Snape: "Curious, this one has a wound too, however did that happen, maybe this one wasn't actually hidden quite enough."

Fuck off you piece of shit god, you're probably listening on my thoughts at the moment, fucking do something to me. I dare ya!

*ssssss*

Kent: "WAAAAAAAAAA!"

MOTHERFUCKER, he actually did it! He fucking sizzled my wound, and damn it hurts. I wonder how Harry was able to fucking handle this little shitstain of a scar everytime it hurt. Wait, maybe it just hurts this much because this little bitch of a god made it hurt more than possible.

This god is quite the bitc-*BANG*FUCK! He just fucking made something explode. As I look around to see what this bi-wait, what this thing has exploded, I notice that nothing was on fire and it looked like Snape wasn't shocked or has even noticed that loud bang.

Oh wait, I almost forgot that he is literally god, so it makes sense that he would make me hear an explosion instead of making something spontaneously combust.

What a di-godda-motherfucker I can't use curse words directed towards him or that g word without him doing some shit.

Ok now that fiasco has ended without anyone being hurt except me, I notice that Snape has picked up Harry and is in the process of making me float with a levitation charm and kind of carrying me towards the exit to this house where the story of the boy who lived starts.

Well I might as well surf the internet while I'm a baby for now, wait shit, I almost forgot that I'm in the 80'ties, the internet wasn't even invented at this point in time, so how the fuck would I surf the internet?

Brain storm ti-wait I'm such a fucking idiot, actually no, this is the fault of that god who dropped me here and overwhelmed me with a bunch of good stuff. I can edit reality, or rewrite it but then this story would be called RE:Write, so I'll just call it editing.

So I can just turn my soul into a soul computer so I can just surf the internet of my world, but how do I edit stuff?

Oh, I guess that either I got a really good hunch or god just gave me an epiphany.

*High pitched wine*

Oh fuck! That hurt real bad, I guess it wouldn't be so good for your soul to suddenly become a fucking soul computer connected to the entirety of an internet that is possibly in a different reality.

But hey, at least I get to look at memes when I'm bored which is cool and then I could look up spells to practice, cuz who doesn't want to experience the whole thing of learning spells from Harry Potter.

Fucking I will disagree with whoever wouldn't want to learn spells through work, that's where the real spirit is! But I will not fight with them since that would be stupid.

*Proceeding to go to Jfunny and look at memes*

Kent: "*giggle*"

 Snape: "This one is very energetic and doesn't seem to be fazed very much at all, I should tell Dumbledore to see what he thinks of this."

Oh shit, I probably shouldn't be energetic and unfazed, I guess a baby would be crying or seem to be fazed by the fact that the one who took care of them was murdered in front of them.

Well whatever, now onto what I was laughing at was a picture of two people robbing a bank with pikacu masks and has the caption of "Wow, payda 2 is getting weird". I mean, how would that not be funny since payda 2 does have some weird masks.