''Okay, so today we're going to do actual training!'' (Shira)
''FINALLY!!!'' (Everyone)
''Now do one thousand push ups'' (Shira)
''OKAY!!!'' (Everyone)
Everyone got on the ground then stopped…
''A THOUSAND!!!'' (Everyone)
''ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!??'' (Jake)
''Okay, Ten thousand… '' (Shira)
'Well, we've found the sadist in this group…' (Everyone’s thoughts)
[Ten thousand push ups later]
''Okay, time for a break!'' (Shira)
''OH THANK GOD!!!'' (Jake)
''You have ten minutes'' (Shira)
''TEN!!??, OH COME ON!!!'' (Everyone)
''Okay, five!'' (Shira)
''Fuck this shit, I'm out'' (Jake)
Jake tried to walk away… but he fell over… he just did ten thousand push ups, what did you think would happen?
''Ow… '' (Jake)
''See, Jake's got the idea, he's taking a nap on the grass...it's actually quite a lovely day… I might take a nap too~~'' (Shira)
The tiny bunny goddess said as she just fell over and all we could hear was loud snoring coming from her.
''*SNORE* *SNORE* Mmmm carrots~~'' (Shira)
''Pfft, Hahahahahaha'' (Laura)
… My sword just kept laughing…
[A few hours later]
''*Yawn*...OH SHIT, WAKE UP!!!'' (Shira)
''AAAH!!'' (Everyone)
''TIME FOR MORE TRAINING!!!'' (Shira)
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''NOOOO!!!'' (Everyone)
''NOW, PICK UP THE CASTLE!!!'' (Shira)
''OKAY!!!'' (Everyone)
Wait, what?
''WHAT!!!???, THE FUCKING CASTLE!!!'' (Everyone)
''Pfft, hahahahaha'' (Laura)
''Shut up Laura, you have to do this too!'' (Shira)
''What!, HOW COULD I EVEN DO IT!!?? I HAVE NO ARMS!!!'' (Laura)
''Then use your… body?'' (Shira)
''What if I don't want to!?'' (Laura)
''Oh~, then you'll die and your soul will be taken to hell where you will be tormented forever~'' (Shira)
''Sca… SCARY!!!'' (Laura)
''So, what will you do?'' (Shira)
''PICK UP THE CASTLE!!!'' (Laura)
''Good~'' (Shira)
[HOURS OF TRYING TO PICK UP THE CASTLE LATER]
''... *Yawn*... huh?'' (Shira)
'Was that bunny bitch sleeping?, When I can, I'm gonna kill her, cook her and then eat her!!!.' (Everyones thoughts)
''What were you thinking?!!!'' (Shira)
'SHE HEARD ME!!!' (Everyone’s thoughts)
''... Why are you guys trying to pick up the castle?'' (Shira)
'YOU TOLD US TO!!!' (Everyones thoughts)
''... That's the wrong castle, you have to pick that one up'' (Shira)
The bunny said as she pointed at a very tiny castle that's the size of her…
'This little bunny-' (Everyone’s thoughts)
''BITCH!!!'' (Jake)
*CRASH*
He ran at her… and went flying instantly.
''JAKE!!!'' (Roland)
''So, does everyone here want to fight me?'' (Shira)
… You know what, fuck it… yeah!!!
''[Mimic: Dragon] [Rage] [Bloodlust] LAURA, DRAGON FORM!!!'' (Carlos)
''GOT IT!!! [DRAGON FORM]'' (Laura)
I said and Laura turned into a slightly smaller dragon than me, We were working on this instead of trying to pick up the castle…
''ROOOAR!!!'' (Laura)
''ROOOOOOAR!!!'' (Carlos)
''[SUMMON: WOLF]!!! [SUMMON: THUNDER TIGER]!!!'' (Roland)
Roland was testing his summoning ability and made that badass tiger by accident.
''[BONE ARMOUR]!!! [BONE SPEAR]!!! [SUMMON: SKELETON]!!! [SUMMON: DEATH KNIGHT]!!!'' (Lucas)
Lucas was experimenting with me and we found out how to make a bone spear and death knight...but they do take quite a lot of mana from Lucas… so much in fact that I had to give him some of mine.
''Oh, this looks like fun!'' (Shira)
''[SUMMON: BOW]!!! [SUMMON: ARMOUR]!!!'' (Jake)
Jake learnt how to make armour by secretly watching Lucas and I train.
''BRING IT ON!!!'' (Shira)
Laura and I tried to crush Shira with our weight and flames, but she instantly beat both of us, then Jake started shooting at Shira but she kept dodging and managed to take him out of the battle, then Roland’s summons were instantly destroyed and he was taken out… so it was up to Lucas, he was taken out in around thirty seconds when he demanded an actual challenge...then he was taken out… and Shira won… the skeleton and death knight were beaten when they tried to sneak up on Shira… we lost.
''He he he~, now you know who's the strongest...NOW BACK TO TRAINING!!!'' (Shira)
''YE- YES SHIRA!!!'' (Everyone)
… We were terrified of her, but when we get the chance WE WILL BEAT HER!!!
(END)