*BOOM!*

The loud noise reverberated throughout the large white room.

"Haha! This is great!" Ayla said as she fired bolts of energy to where Sylvie crashed into the wall.

*Bzing*

The sound of a light saber being activated brought both of their attention onto me. Shit...

Sylvie suddenly vanished and appeared in front of me.

'Oh great... with her new power boost she's much faster now.'

Sylvie swung her fist at me with great speed and I was barely able to activate my battle aura in order to see it coming.

*Boom!!* I was punched right in the face and I flew and crashed into the wall leaving a huge hole.

Yup... My jaw definitely broke. But because of [Instant Regeneration] it healed immediately. I came out of the hole and both Sylvie and Ayla rushed towards me.

Goddamit.. so unfair. 2 vs 1.

I used my [Telekinesis] on them and was able to halt their advance. But it was useless. It turns out they weren't even using a fraction of their power and was able to break through my grasp easily.

"Heh. I'm not serious yet either." I said.

I activated my [Telepathy] skill and began to read their minds.

All I have to say is that it was really awkward. I mean... being in someone else's mind is a very weird feeling. Reading stuff that aren't meant to be known to other people.

But... it was practice so who cares.

'Kick in the face, upper cut to the jaw, headbutt, slash sword horizontally...' I could read everything that Sylvie and Ayla were going to attempt on me and I could counterattack.

As Sylvie swung her sword down on me I purposefully allowed her to cut off my left arm. Both Sylvie and Ayla were stunned that I was even able to do that. Oh. It definitely hurt... getting your arm chopped off.. but it needed to be done in order for me to win and have bragging rights.

But they came back to the realization that I had regeneration. But by then it was too late.

I used my telekinesis to trip them and they both landed on their butts.

I activated shadow clone jutsu and created a clone of myself.

I had my light saber next the throat of Ayla and my clone had a sword on Sylvie's throat.

"Unngggg... That's not fair! You cheated!" Yelled out Sylvie.

"Hehehe. Bow down to my superiority! Maggots!" I said.

Well, that was fun. We went over notes on how we could have improved ourselves in this spar and gave each other some tips and advice on what we could have done.

We all took a bath together. It was great. I washed Ayla's and Sylvie's back both at the same time with telekinesis and I was able to ogle their naked forms....

Sigh... this truly is bliss..

As we got out of the bath.

"Hey big sis wanna duo queue?" Sylvie asked.

"Sure. But we have to win this. I'm in my promos." I replied.

"Sigh... I don't get what you guys think is so great about League of L*gends. It's so boring." Ayla said.

"Hmph. You just don't understand the sense of accomplishment when you get a penta kill big sis Ayla." Sylvie replied.

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....10 minutes later....

"Okay Sylvie I'm gonna come gank you." I said.

"Roger big sis." replied Sylvie.

"Go, go, go." I practically yelled.

"UUoooh!!!" said Sylvie

I was playing L*e Sin jungle and I hit the Sona support with my Q but that stupid Adc Vayne completely derped and got herself killed while chasing after the enemy Caitlyn instead of focusing on the support who was low hp.

"Ermergerd!!! This ADC is completely crap!!" Yelled Sylvie

"Yeah.. no joke. This is my promos. I'm gonna go to bronze 4 I have to win this!" I said.

..... 30 minutes later.....

"Defeat"

"AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" I yelled out in frustration. "My last PROMO GAME!!!"

I took out my light saber and sliced my computer in half.

"That freaking noob V*yne!!!" I yelled out..

"Calm down big sis. it's okay. I'll carry you again to you promos..." said Sylvie trying to console me.

A while later I calmed down and began reading the new magic book that I bought while my cute little Umbreon was sleeping on my lap.

'Hmm.. chapter 1.'

This book was actually really fascinating. It turns out that the magic I've been using is actually seriously in the stone age.

Modern magic is so much more advanced and it isn't limited to only using elements. I learned that I can use magic for practically anything!

From curses, to house keeping, strengthening magic, buffs, healing, levitating and etc.

You just need the right procedures and chants to activate the spells. But I found out that there are some complicated magic such as necromancy or other types of soul magic which are the most difficult.

I actually learned a few spells like Alarm which basically alerts me when there is an enemy nearby.

This book completely changed me views on the way magic could be used. Who knew that the magic in my world was actually so outdated....

*ding dong* the door bell rang.

I went out and opened it.

'OMIGOD SHE OPENED THE DOOR. SENPAI PLEASE NOTICE MY NEW OUTFIT!!!' Sakura practically yelled that in her mind...

"Oh. Hi Sakura. Nice to see you! I love your new outfit." I said.

'O EM GEEE!  SHE NOTICED!!!! WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED I JUST KNOW IT!!! HOW SHOULD I CONFESS TO HER? DO I NEED TO DRUG HER AGAIN? But what if those stupid sluts living with her stop me... I have to deal with them...'

'What the fucking hell??? This confirms it. This bitch is a nut crack... absolutely crazy. Do I need to kill her before things get out of hand?'

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Hope you enjoyed the chapter!

I uploaded the first chapter of this on Wattpad, so you can see it if you want. I was too lazy to upload the other chapters.

My computer sucks ass. I really need a new one. It keeps on turning off randomly and my work gets deleted... T_T GG