Being a hero, isn't all what people make it up to be. It's always work, work, work, whenever you don't want it to happen, and you don't get paid. Also my powers suck. 

People call me Super What, and tend to stay behind during any crime and watch what happens when I show up. My power? Everything. Can I control it? No. I get one random power a day, no matter how dumb or over powerly amazing it may be. Once I had the power to turn buildings into plants. Yesterday, I shot bunnies out of my EYES! This is the only reason people show up to watch me fight, or at least try to. Of course there are some good days, but they may as well be as rare as my love life. I once had the power to shoot solar flares, downside to it was I got it on the day of the biggest heat wave of the year.

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Lately I found out people will start to stage crimes, just to see what stupid power I get stuck with today. I think I heard that there's a TV show about my super powered blunders as well. But like I said sometimes there are good days, like today? I'm a giant hamster wrestling a giant robot. I have to admit, my powers are also one of the reasons I get up to do this.