Ok, here's Bob.

 I'm going to do this quick because I'm off to collect my paycheck. *AHEM*

Bob is just like you. In fact Bob is all the things you are,

 yet also what you want to be. You could even call him [INSERT NAME HERE].

Bob finally scored and is going on a date with a classical redhead girl.

 You know: Cute, likes videogames, cars, rocket science, crocheting.

 Just the usual, along some many more paragraphs of those EXCELLENT,

 never-ending physical descriptions. She has a mole on her knee.

This relatable and endearing fellow then gets into

 AN INCREDIBLE SITUATION AND HIS LIFE CHANGES FOREVER.

He is then on some weird place with a weird, man. Totally clever.

Bob opens his mouth...

Okay, I lied.

"Ugh, just get this over with, I have a date".

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The man speaks pure gibberish. Probably some exotic language, maybe French.

"Just how many cliches are you going to pull? Let me guess,

 I am totally special with divine powers,

 but to unlock them I have to gloss through a few sentences..."

Bob transcended THE SEVEN REALMS.

"Wow... Effort. Now tell me in English, I have a busy day".

"That is impossible!"

"I've read enough to know that is a loose term elsewhere".

"But how?"

"Why yes, I've had cows talk to me before. If there's no true law, why not?

 But seriously I'm in a hurry."

"Well we need you to destroy-"

"Done. Can I go now?"

"Wait that's too fast! We need you to explore..."

"Alright, I played nice with your grunt work.

 Now I'm leaving whether you want it or not."

And so, Bob left that world to rot.

You see, maybe Bob wasn't so average.

Seeing the same old lessons had made him bored.

And rather than be bored, he would spend an evening with his love.