016. Split Personality
"Ouch, that hurt."
"Ouch, that hurt."
"What in the name of Charle was that pain about?"
"What in the name of Aidan was that pain about?"
"Huh, why does it sound like I'm talking in stereo?"
"Huh, why does it sound like there are 2 of me talking?"
"Wait, that's not right."
"Wait, that's not right."
"Pfft, Pfft, this is hilarious. Keep on talking. It's so funny. You are almost in sync but not quite." As Mimi was saying this she was on the ground laughing hysterically and hitting the ground with her fist.
"..."
"...."
"Go on, Go on, talk some more, I want to hear some more. Make it something funny. Well what ever you say will be funny anyway."
"Gargamel gargled gallons of gasoline."
"Grey geese grabbed Gargamel."
"HAHAHAHAHA, So close yet still not the same. It's like you can't decide what to say so you say them both."
"That's right! That must be it."
"Your right! I think that's whats happening."
"Remember the skill I just got? This must be part of that. I have to figure out how to control this."
"Remember the skill I just got? This must be part of that. I'm going to have to figure out how to control this."
"No rush, no rush. the longer you're like this the funnier it will be."
Yep, she is right.
I totally agree.
"... Ignoring the random interruption of 2 annoying gods, I think I am starting to get the hang of this now." (crystal body)
"..random...gods..starting...this." (slime body)
"I'm almost there. This is not easy. I wonder if this skill can make me seem smarter?" (Crystal body)
"I...not...smart..."(slime body)
"Hahaha, hahaha."
hahaha
hahaha
"Damn it. At least it wasn't my main body... Hey, I got it now. No more stereo. That was annoying. Now that I have that under control I should probably take a look at my new second body."
Slightly off centre of the cavern, there was a new slime. It looked almost identical to Jiggly Jiggly's new form, It was still see through with its liquid being a darkish purple and had green bubbles floating in it and a chicken sized core in that looked quite like Daivids crystal. The only difference was that it was 1.5 times larger than even Jiggly Jiggly which was already 1.5 times larger than a normal slime.
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"Ok, this feels a bit weird. It feels like I'm made out of Jello. Not freshly made Jello, that kind of Jello you put in the fridge and forget about for a few weeks and has got that weird skin on top of it. I have no idea how to move in this body yet either. It's not like I have any muscles or bones to move. Now that I'm thinking about it how was I even talking before? It kinda felt like I was just vibrating my whole body to make the sounds."
Congratulations Your Slime body has learned the Rare skill [Jiggle Voice]. You have been rewarded with 10 LF.
Jiggle Voice: A Rare skill that some extremely old slimes and particularly smart slimes (smart being relative to other slimes) learn to mimic noises to lure in prey.
"Nice, A new skill with some free LF, and it seems like it might be quite a useful skill too since I don't think I could talk to others with just my crystal body."
"Nope, Nope, no talking to others with your crystal body. Only with me and your monsters Because we are special! Yaa I'm Super special! Well unless some one has the [Telepathy] skill or is very strange and some how learned the [Crystal Speek] skill."
"[Crystal speek]? What the heck is [Crystal Speek]?"
"Talking, Talking, It's how crystal life forms talk to each other. Kinda like [Jiggle Voice] crystals vibrate at each other to talk. It would be so funny seeing a human that learned either. Just imagining seeing them vibrating fast enough to talk in [Crystal Speek] makes me want to laugh. Haha."
"Ya, that would be entertaining. But none of this is helping me figure out how to move my slime body."
"That's easy, that's easy, Just think about what you want to do hard enough and your body will do it. If you want to move some place just think of moving there. If you want to stretch out just think of stretching. If you want to fly just think about something else because it's not going to happen since slimes can't fly...usually... Hey watch out, what are you doing? Ahh stop chasing me, NOOO let go of my foot, Don't eat me! Don't Eat me!"
"Hehe, I figured out how to move. And this is payback for all the teasing you did to me, especially that moustache you drew on my crystal the other day."
"Alright, alright I give, I won't do it again. *at least not when you have a second body around*"
Plop "Ok, you're free..for now. Now that I know how to move with this body I think I should go outside and explore some more since we couldn't go very far with the remote controlled slime or speket."