Caleb was fighting for his life.  

"I summon my adept powers!" said Caleb McCalebFace, but he wasn't always McCalebFace... in private, he was McAwesomeFace. He adepted so hard against the other adepts and their adepting adeptry that they felt like they couldn't adept anymore.  

"Wow..!.!..! So coooool..." the other adepts roared matter-of-factly. They immediately stopped fighting because Caleb was so awesome.  

"Hai-Yah!" shouted Kaleb, who took their powers and gave it to Tasser. Tasser smiled and grew adept horns. "Wow, thanks Calb!" he shouted. "Now you must not call me Tasser, I am Korbanok!"  

"Korbanok? Like the orbital station?" asked Cleb. "Yes! I am Korbanok. I will become an orbital station!" said Korbanok. Korbanok sat down and started cultivating with his adpet powers. He was now the world's first adept-cultivator.

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Caleb and Neigh Kal-Yan-Ti were floating in an orbital space station to practice coalescence. They were inside Korbanok's stomach.

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'Wow Kalebb this is so cool' said Nay, who had been Coalescing for 5 minutes.

'Yes!!!!!' said Caleb who had been coalescing for 8 minutes

Ase Tenharu Serralinitus came into Korbanok's stomach and said 'ok you two please stop playing around we are being attacked by adept pirates.'

Caleb and Naigh both sobered up and prepared to use their adept powers. Caleb was so awesome that he was going to awesomely defeat all of them. 

The pirates rammed into Korbanok's stomach and cut their way into the room where Nai and Calep were located. With deadly efficiency they fought against the warlock and her warkey, but the warkey was also called Caleb McCalebFace and also McAwesomeFace.

Unfortunately, because he was coalescing with Ney, his awesomeness had been diluted. The pirates cut all four of Calb's limbs off and then left.

"Oh no!!! Uh... tasser wait oh no i meant to say Korbanok, can you please help me?" said Caleb

"Of course, Kaleb!" boomed Korbanok, who promptly gored him with his adept horns. Caleb was promptly dead.

"Wow, Korbanok!" said Nai, "You helped him by putting him out of his misery!"

Instantly Korbanok snapped his fingers and his adept horns together. Caleb regenerated with all four limbs.

"Yay!" screamed the crew of the ship, along with the pirates, who supported Caleb's rehabilitation. They were nice pirates.