Synopsis
Living in a world full of "Chosen One" complexes, Sam would rather nap than actually save the world. While others slay dragons, he dodges the fights and inadvertently sends enemies tumbling off cliffs, proclaiming, "I didn't save you; I was just trying to avoid getting killed." With gods throwing him increasingly ridiculous bribes, Sam lands deep within an avalanche of paperwork and an army of overworked minions other than epic battles. But his powers manifest at the worst times-in his sleep, teleporting him out from a nap, or summoning some sort of weapon he cannot even carry. In this hysterically twisted take on the hero's journey, it could be that Sam's refusal to fit in is the thing that ultimately sets him free-and produces unexpected and absurd consequences.
Table of Contents
- 1Chosen What...?2024-11-13
- 1Chapter 1 Chosen What..?2024-12-06
- 2Survival 101: Panic, Bread, and Accidental Magic2024-11-13
- 2Survival 101: Panic, Bread, and Accidental Magic2024-12-06
- 3The Chosen One's Wardrobe Malfunction2024-11-13
- 3Chapter 3 The Chosen One’s Wardrobe Malfunction2024-12-06
- 4The Hideout2024-11-13
- 4Chapter 4 Home Run2024-12-06
- 5Facing the Council and the Void2024-11-13
- 5Backstories and Becoming a Hero2024-12-17
- 6The Barracks of the Chosen Ones2024-11-13
- 6Climbing and Clashing2024-12-17
- 7Cake Baking Prophesies2024-11-13
- 7Even a Hero Needs a Break2024-12-25
- 8Heroes and Happenstance2024-12-27
- 9The Wanted One2025-01-01