Hi, my name is Michael and I dodged everything in my life. The cops, the FBI, also when I dropped the soap, my harem too, which COULD HAVE HAPPENED. But sadly I dodged that incidentally too. But there was one thing that I couldn't dodge. That was Truck-kun. Yea the guy who reincarnates all those main characters in the light novels, yea that guy. But ya know, what maybe Truck-kun is a female, can't assume gender. If so, then Truck-chan is without a doubt a yandere. Whelp I got raped by that yandere Truck-chan you could say. Damn, my life ended by a yandere Truck. "WHAT THE FUCK, WHY COULDN'T I DODGE!!!" shouted Michael into the white nothingness.
"Kuhm Hmm" coughed an elderly man.
'Huh? There's someone else here? Must be god huh'
"I am God." said the elderly bearded man in white.
"Yes, Hi God, am I cursed?" asked Michael.
"Why do you ask?" Questioned God.
"Well I literally dodged everything in life, the good, the bad, but sadly not that Truck."
"Yes, you were cursed, but I removed the "Dodge Everything" curse you had, right before that Truck-chan came at you. Quite unlucky I would say."
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"WOW, thanks God." Replied Michael with mixed feelings.
"Wait, why aren't you shocked? Aren't you suspicious or surprised talking to someone like me?" asked God.
"Well your wearing white, you have a long white beard and flowing hair. Clearly, your God or Santa." Answered Michael.
God paused for a moment. He then summoned a machine razor. Then preceded to swipe his beard and hair off. "What about now?" asked God.
"Guh..... No, you still are the image of God, or Santa." retorted Michael.
God then thought for another moment. Michael stared at God who was looking up into the nothingness. Then a lightbulb appeared on top of God's head. "What about Nooooowww!" God took off his white toga showing a super buff body overflowing with muscle. Looking lower, well Michael didn't get there since he instantly turned away.
"OK! OK! You are God. Lets just get this thing over with." pleaded Michael.
God was now smiling in all his glory, ALL. of. IT. "I will now send you to another world with a special ability called Black Magic. Good Luck Have Fun." said God happily.
"What is this, the start of a competitive game?"
Then Michael started to glow white and was teleported into another world.