My body feels light as if I am floating, I can feel the wind brushing against my skin as I sleep, ah pure bliss.

Mmm the winds picking up, my body getting heavier by the second.

WHOOSH! The whistling of the wind is getting louder.

Aagh whose interrupting my nap, I open my eyes, nothing but blue skies in front of me, I use my hands to try a pick myself up, mmm, where's the ground. I look down and my mind freezes.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH IM FALLING! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!"

Yes I am falling, from where you ask, don't know, there is nothing all around me and as I look down I can see the ground in the vast distance getting closer with each second.

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How did I get here, I was just taking a nap.....wait......why can't I recall anything before that, I rack my brain but...... nothing, who am I, where am I, what am I. As my brain is going into overload with all these questions the ground is getting closer.

"Oh well, I'm boned" 

Roughly 2000meters till splat.

"Seems hopeless to think anymore since I'm gonna die"

1500meters left.

"Hope I don't land on someone"

1000meters.

"From the height I fell from I think I won't feel any pain"

500meters.

"Painless death is better than no death I suppose"

100meters.

"And checkmate"

I close my eyes.

BOOOOOM!

"Ow"

Wait, ow?

I'm still alive?

My body feels hot, I open my eyes and sit upright, there dust and smoke covering the whole area, as it slowly dissipates I sent I'm sitting in a crater surrounded by flames.

I look around, there's a river nearby and a forest in the distance.

Looks like I'm on fire so "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIIIIT" I sprint and Jump into the river, aaaaah.

Bursting to the surface, I fill my lungs with a deep breath and with all my might

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOOOOOON"