What the...where am I?"(Abbadon)

"Hello Abbadon, you must be wondering where you are right?" (???)When I turned to the direction the sound came from, I only saw a white blob of light 'what the hell is that thing

"Now now Abbadon, you must be wondering where you are right now, I must inform you that you are dead right now""WHAT, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY THAT I'M FUCKING DEAD?!"(Abbadon)

"Well, yes but actually no."(???)"Huh what do you mean, wait..."(Abbadon)I was interrupted by a splitting headache as I start to remember my entire life, I grew up in a loving family, I had a normal life, I worked as a teacher, i was just like every other young teacher, I full of passion and sincerely wanted to educate the next generation.I had a very big obsession with anime, manga, light novels and fan fiction when i was younger, it was probably the best time of my life. But after a few years of teaching, my family ran inti a crisis, one of my uncles that had a gambling addiction screwed himself by falling into debt and going bankrupt. He asked my parents for money, but since the debt was too great my family could only pay a small amount as they were not selfless enough to pay a few hundred thousand, so in a desperate attempt my uncle tried to ask me for a large sum of money, but when i refused and said that i could only give a small amount.HE FUCKING MURDERED ME.

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"Now that your flash back is over, Mr.Abbadon, can you listen to what i have to say?"(???)oh right that guy is still here "Alright alright, what do you want to tell me?"(Abbadon)"Mr.Abbadon, you have accumilated a great amount of merit in you past lives and you can choose to be reincarnated into a world of your choice with your memories intact"(???)

"Wait, what did i do to get so much merit?"(Abbadon)"Well, your first major achievement was to stop a world war, second was helping a god to......"(???)wow I didn't know dreams were so vivid."Now, lets get down to business, what world do youwant to reincarnate into?

Worlds

1.Bleach

2.Naruto

3.Soul eater

4.Ushio and Tora

5.The second coming of gluttony

6.Dragon Ball

7...........

"Hmmm, I choose naruto"(Abbadon)"Good choice Abbadon, now a random ability will be given to you"(???)" perfect memory""That is your new ability"(???)

"Now the reincarnation progress might hurt a TAD bit.Godspeed Abbadon."

BOOM

A hole to open up and sucked me in.

"AHHHHH IT FUCKING HURTS!!!"I vould feel my body shattering and i was having a

SPLITTING headache,'WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DREAM!?!?DONT TELL ME...THIS IS FUCKING REAL????"

After what felt like an eternity, the pain seemed to have stopped, I could see a bright hole as it gradually got bigger.