The Gearswizzle Mark III descended with a gentle hum, touching down on the cracked pavement of what was once a bustling London square. Bobby's stomach lurched as the disc settled, a mix of post-flight nausea and pre-negotiation jitters.
"Well, that was certainly... fun," Bobby muttered, stepping off the platform on wobbly legs.
Mic hopped down, his eyes darting around the area. "Oh, come now! Nothing like a bit of excitement to get the blood pumping before a negotiation, eh?"
Bobby took in their surroundings. They'd landed at the base of a partially collapsed skyscraper, its upper floors twisting at impossible angles against the sky. Debris littered the ground, and a faint metallic tang hung in the air.
"This is where we're meeting them?" Bobby asked, eyeing the unstable-looking structure. "I don't even recognise where we are."
"That will be the system, and those, err, rifts. Kind of changes things." Mic nodded, fiddling with a device on his wrist. His fingers danced over the small contraption, adjusting dials and tapping buttons with practiced ease. "But enough of that. Um, where was I? Oh yes, yes. Kra'zak love this sort of thing. Shows... um, adaptability, you know? They're all about survival of the fittest and whatnot. Thriving in chaos, that's their cup of tea." He glanced up at Bobby, his large eyes blinking rapidly. "Makes for quite the dramatic backdrop for negotiations, don't you think? Adds a certain... a certain…"
"Flair?" Bobby supplied.
"Yes, yes." Mic nodded. "A flair for dramatics."
As Mic busied himself with last-minute preparations, Bobby couldn't help but feel exposed. He scanned the area, noting potential escape routes and defensible positions. Old habits died hard.
"Right then," Mic said, turning to Bobby with a serious expression. "Time for a crash course in Kra'zak etiquette. First things first: never, ever show weakness. They'll eat you alive... um, possibly literally."
Bobby raised an eyebrow. "Literally?"
Mic waved a hand dismissively. "Oh, probably not. But better safe than sorry, eh?" He continued, jabbering. "Now, when they arrive, let me do the talking. Kra'zak respect age and... well, I've got that in spades."
As Mic rattled off a list of dos and don'ts, Bobby checked their supplies one last time. The weight of his fire axe was reassuring against his back.
"Remember," Mic said, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper, "we're only going to mention one collar at first. Got to keep our cards close to the chest, as you humans say."
Bobby nodded, a knot of tension forming in his gut. "And you're sure this plan of yours will work? Playing two clans against each other sounds... risky."
Mic's moustache twitched with a nervous smile. "Oh, absolutely! Well, mostly sure. Um, let's say... reasonably confident?"
Before Bobby could respond, a low rumble filled the air, vibrating through his chest and setting his teeth on edge. The ground trembled beneath his feet, causing loose debris to skitter across the cracked pavement.
A shadow fell across the square, plunging the ruins into an eerie twilight. Bobby looked up, his eyes widening at the sight of a massive shape descending from the roiling clouds above.
A Kra'zak ship, all sharp angles and menacing protrusions, emerged from the gloom like some nightmarish leviathan. Its hull gleamed with an otherworldly sheen, covered in strange markings and pulsing with an ominous energy. Bobby swallowed hard, his hand tightening on his weapon as the alien vessel continued its inexorable descent toward the devastated cityscape.
"Oh my," Mic breathed, his eyes wide. "That's... bigger than I expected."
The ship settled with a ground-shaking thud, and a ramp extended from its underbelly.
"Steady now," Mic murmured. "Remember, let me do the talking."
As the first Kra'zak emerged from the ship, Bobby felt his breath catch in his throat. The alien towered over them, easily eight feet tall, its mottled grey skin gleaming with an oily sheen in the dim light. Multiple eyes, at least six by Bobby's quick count, blinked in an unsettling, asynchronous pattern across its face.
Wickedly sharp fangs protruded from its mouth, each one looking capable of tearing through flesh with ease. Bobby's pulse quickened, a mix of awe and fear coursing through him as he took in their imposing form. The Kra'zak's very presence exuded an aura of menace and raw power that made Bobby's survival instincts scream in warning.
The lead Kra'zak stepped forward, its four muscular arms flexing as it surveyed the scene. When it spoke, its voice was a guttural rumble that sent shivers down Bobby's spine. "I am Qur'zak, of the Vor'thak clan. You claim to have items of great value, little ones. We shall see if your words hold truth."
Bobby's throat tightened, his mouth suddenly dry as he faced down the alien leaders. He might be out of his depth, but he'd be damned if he'd show it.
Mic stepped forward, his voice surprisingly steady. "Greetings, noble Kra'zak! We are most honoured by your presence. I am Tinkermic Gearswizzle, and this is my associate, Bobby, we look to trade."
The lead Kra'zak's multiple eyes narrowed, focusing on Mic. When it spoke, its voice was a guttural rumble that sent shivers down Bobby's spine.
"You claim great value, little one. We shall see if your words hold truth."
As more Kra'zak exited the ship, an uneasy sensation settled in the pit of Bobby's stomach as he realised they'd stepped into something far bigger than a simple trade negotiation. He only hoped Mic's plan was as brilliant as the gnome believed it to be.
Bobby tensed as the Kra'zak approached, their towering forms casting long shadows across the debris-strewn ground. The aliens moved with a predatory grace that set his nerves on edge, their multiple eyes scanning the surroundings before fixing on Mic and himself.
Qur'zak, the lead Kra'zak, its mottled grey skin glistening in the dim light, stepped closer. Its four arms flexed, muscles rippling beneath the leathery hide. When it spoke, its voice was a low growl that seemed to vibrate through Bobby's chest.
"You are bold, little creatures, to summon us here." The Kra'zak's fangs glinted as it spoke. "Or perhaps merely foolish."
Bobby felt a bead of sweat trickle down his spine. He glanced at Mic, hoping to see some sign that the gnome's plan was working. But an eerie stillness had replaced Mic's usual nervous energy.
Another Kra'zak circled behind them, its claws clicking against the pavement. "We have crushed empires for less than this insult," it hissed. "To waste our time would be... unwise."
Bobby's hand inched towards his weapon, every instinct screaming danger. He could feel the aliens' eyes on him, assessing, measuring. The air seemed to crackle with tension.
Mic cleared his throat, "Noble Kra'zak, we assure you, our offer is most genuine. Perhaps if we could-"
Qur'zak cut him off with a snarl, looming over the gnome. "Silence! You will speak when permitted, not before." Its attention shifted to the bag at Mic's feet, a predatory interest gleaming in its alien eyes. "Show us these goods of 'great value,' or suffer the consequences of your deception."
This wasn't going according to plan. He watched as Mic fumbled with the bag, his small hands shaking. The gnome's earlier confidence seemed to have evaporated in the face of the Kra'zak's aggression.
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As Mic struggled with the bag's clasp, one of the Kra'zak let out a low, menacing chuckle. "Perhaps we should simply take what we want and be done with these weaklings."
Bobby felt the situation slipping out of control. He glanced around, noting the increasing number of Kra'zak emerging from the ship. They found themselves surrounded, outgunned, and running out of options. He only hoped Mic had an ace up his sleeve, or this negotiation might turn into a fight for survival.
Bobby tensed as he watched Mic fumble with the bag. The gnome's usual dexterity seemed to have abandoned him in the face of the Kra'zak's intimidating presence. Bobby's mind raced, searching for a way to salvage the situation.
"Allow me," Bobby said, stepping forward. He kept his movements slow and deliberate, acutely aware of the Kra'zak's predatory gaze. With steady hands, he opened the bag and withdrew one collar.
The effect was immediate. Qur'zak gaze locked onto the object in Bobby's hand, its alien features twisting in what Bobby hoped was interest rather than anger. A low murmur rippled through the alien group.
"Interesting," Qur'zak growled, leaning in for a closer look. "Very interesting indeed."
Bobby held the collar up, allowing the strange, pulsing light within it to catch the dim sunlight. He remembered Mic's words about never showing weakness and squared his shoulders, meeting the Kra'zak's gaze.
"As you can see," Bobby said, "we weren't exaggerating about the value of our goods."
Qur'zak eyes narrowed. "And how did such... insignificant creatures come to possess an artifact of this caliber?"
Bobby felt Mic tense beside him, but pressed on. "Does it matter? We have it, and we're willing to trade. The question is, what are you willing to offer?"
A tense silence fell over the group. Bobby forced himself to maintain a calm exterior. He'd faced down armed criminals before; he could handle this.
After what felt like an eternity, Qur'zak let out a rumbling laugh. "You have spirit, human. Perhaps you are not as weak as you appear." It turned to one of its subordinates. "Contact the clan. Tell them we have found something of great interest."
As the Kra'zak conferred among themselves, Mic leaned in close to Bobby. "Oh my, that was... that was quite impressive," the gnome whispered.
Bobby watched as the Kra'zak huddled together, their multiple eyes darting between him, Mic, and the collar. Their guttural language filled the air, a mix of clicks and growls that set his teeth on edge. He could feel Mic fidgeting beside him, the gnome's nervous energy palpable.
Finally, Qur'zak turned back to them. "Human, gnome," it rumbled, "what do you seek for this... artifact?"
Bobby felt a strange surge of confidence. His Lucky Seven perk thrummed through him, urging him to push his luck. He took a deep breath, channeling every sci-fi game and movie he'd ever encountered.
"We require weapons and armour," Bobby said, his voice steady. "Neutron blasters, power armour suits with ablative plating, and built-in weaponry."
The words felt strange on his tongue, but he pressed on, buoyed by the perk's influence. "Along with the required power sources for them, nothing less will suffice."
The Kra'zak fell silent, their alien features contorting in what Bobby could only assume was a mixture of shock and intrigue. Even Mic turned to stare at him, the gnome's mouth hanging open in disbelief.
Qur'zak's face contorted in what might have been confusion or anger – Bobby couldn't tell. It turned to its companions, and another heated discussion broke out among them.
Mic leaned in close, his voice a whisper. "Bobby, what in the blazes are you doing? That's... that's… I mean, how do you know about neutron blasters?"
Bobby shrugged, feeling oddly calm. "Trust me," he murmured back. "I've got a good feeling about this."
Bobby held his breath, waiting for Qur'zak's response. But before any answer could come, the ground beneath their feet trembled. Cracks spider-webbed across the pavement, growing wider by the second. Bobby felt his stomach lurch as the vibrations intensified, sending ripples through his body.
The air filled with a low, ominous rumble that seemed to come from deep within the earth itself. He reached out to steady Mic, who teetered precariously on the unstable surface. As chunks of asphalt began to shift and separate, Bobby's mind raced, searching for an escape route amidst the chaos unfolding around them.
“What the-“ Bobby started, but the eruption of debris and dust from the earth cut his words short.
An enormous metallic shape burst forth from the ground, its hull gleaming with an otherworldly sheen. Bobby stumbled back as an alien armoured troop carrier emerged, a massive drill retracting into its front.
The vehicle's sides split open, revealing a second group of Kra'zak unlike any Bobby had seen. These were cyborgs, a jarring fusion of flesh and machine. Powered exoskeletons, advanced prosthetics, even hovering lower bodies – each a unique blend of alien biology and cutting-edge technology.
The first group of Kra'zak turned, their eyes widening in surprise. Tension crackled in the air as the two factions faced each other, the silence broken only by the whir of machinery and hum of energy fields.
Bobby glanced at Mic, whose earlier bravado had vanished. The gnome's face mirrored Bobby's own shock. As the groups sized each other up, Bobby realised they'd stumbled into something far bigger than a simple trade. The collar in his hand felt heavier, it’s pulsing light a beacon in the growing chaos.
Bobby watched as Mic stepped forward, his small frame dwarfed by the imposing Kra'zak. The gnome cleared his throat, ready to launch into what was undoubtedly a carefully prepared speech. But before he could utter a single word, the leader of the newly arrived Kra'zak group fixed its gaze on Bobby, or more specifically, on the collar in his hand.
The cybernetically enhanced Kra'zak moved with startling speed, its mechanical limbs whirring as it closed the distance between them. Unlike the organic leader's mottled grey skin, this one's flesh was a patchwork of metal and synthetics, with glowing circuitry visible beneath translucent panels. When it spoke, its voice was a harsh, metallic rasp that sent shivers down Bobby's spine, a stark contrast to the organic leader's guttural growl.
"I am Cy-Tek, Overseer of the Synth'zak Collective," the cyborg Kra'zak announced, its augmented eyes focusing on Bobby with terrifying intensity. "You will transfer the collar to us immediately. Failure to comply will result in immediate termination."
In one fluid motion, Cy-Tek pulled a massive weapon from a harness on its back. The device hummed with barely contained energy, its barrel glowing with an ominous blue light. Bobby realised this was no ordinary gun – it was a high-powered beam weapon, capable of vaporising them in an instant.
Bobby felt the weight of all eyes on him – the original Kra'zak group, Mic, and now these cyborg newcomers. The situation was spiralling out of control faster than he could process. His mind raced, searching for a way out of this deadly standoff.
Mic, oblivious to the immediate danger, tried to interject. "Now, gentlemen... er, noble Kra'zak, surely we can come to a mutually beneficial arrangement without resorting to violence?"
Cy-Tek silenced him with a snarl, the weapon in its hands powering up with a high-pitched whine. "Silence, insect. This is between me and the human."
Bobby's fingers tightened around the collar, its pulsing light now feeling like a beacon of doom. He glanced at Mic, seeing the gnome's usual bravado replaced by genuine fear. Qur'zak's group had taken defensive positions, their own weapons drawn, creating a Mexican standoff of cosmic proportions.
Bobby knew he was walking a razor's edge, one misstep away from certain death. But he couldn't back down now. He wouldn't.
With a confidence he didn't feel, Bobby stepped closer to Cy-Tek, his eyes locked on the alien's augmented gaze. He forced a calm smile onto his face, channeling every ounce of bravado he could muster.
"You know what this is," Bobby said, his voice steady despite the fear churning in his gut. "You know how valuable it is, how hard it is to get." He paused, letting the words sink in. "We killed the last thing wearing this. What makes you think I fear you?"
Cy-Tek's mechanical limbs whirred, its weapon still trained on Bobby. But before it could respond, Bobby pressed on, riding the wave of reckless courage.
"If you want this collar, the price just went up. I want an armoured bike with weaponry.” He felt a bead of sweat trickle down his spine, but didn't dare show any sign of weakness.
Qur'zak's group of Kra'zak erupted in angry growls and clicks, their earlier composure shattered. Bobby turned to face them all.
"You know how hard these are to find,” he said, his voice carrying across the tense gathering. "Now ask yourselves, how dangerous must I be to have gotten two of them? One for each of you." He swallowed hard, knowing his next words could seal their fate. "But no more haggling. Otherwise, you can find out how I came by these."
As all the Kra'zak digested his words, Bobby stood his ground, aware of how close to death he was. Every instinct screamed at him to run, to beg for mercy, but he knew he couldn't show an ounce of fear. Not now. Not when they were so close to either salvation or annihilation.
Bobby faced down the Kra'zak. In that moment of intense pressure, he reached out with his mind, seeking Rem's guidance.
Rem, he thought, what do I do?
But there was only silence. With a sinking feeling, Bobby realised he'd left the book containing Rem's essence back on Mic's ship. It was just him and Mic.
Bobby forced his voice to remain steady. "Mic, throw me the second collar," he called out, never taking his eyes off Cy-Tek.
Mic hesitated for a moment, his small hands clutching the bag. Then, with a quick nod, he reached in and pulled out the other collar. With surprising accuracy, he tossed it to Bobby.
Bobby caught the collar, feeling its weight in his hand. He held both collars up now, one in each hand, their eerie light pulsing in unison. The Kra'zak's eyes, both organic and mechanical, followed the movement with predatory intensity.
"Here's the deal," Bobby said, his voice carrying across the tense gathering. "Two collars. Two factions. Each of you gets one, along with the satisfaction of knowing you didn't have to obliterate the other to get it." He paused, letting his words sink in. "But my terms stand. Weapons, armour, and a bike. For both of us."
The air crackled with tension as the Kra'zak leaders exchanged glances. Bobby could almost see the calculations running behind their alien eyes. He took a deep breath, steeling himself for what came next.
"The choice is yours," Bobby said, his voice low and dangerous. "What's it going to be?"
For a moment, the only sound was the whir of mechanical parts and the low hum of energy weapons. Then Cy-Tek lowered its weapon. Qur'zak soon followed suit, its eyes never leaving the collars in Bobby's hands.
"Perhaps," Qur'zak growled, "we can... negotiate."