Why is it so dark? I can't see anything…...wait….Where is my body?!? Oh, sweet baby pineapple! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm de.......wait..this could be fun. Haha! Let's float around like a crazy balloon! El oh el life. If this is afterlife, it's not so bad after all. Ha! Suck it old hag!

Mwahahahaha! Mwhahahaha! Mwahaha......wait. why does it feel like I'm being pulled down.....wait....wait.wait! Wait! Where am I going. As a giant force pulls me down into the blackness, I couldn't help but wonder if this is the part where I go to the bad place. All of a sudden a blinding light flashes and then suddenly I'm in some strange all white room.

Okaaaay......I can work with this. Ooohh....I'm still a floating ball of nothing. Sigh...what to do? What to do?

Looking around the room, there was hardly anything there except a giant white chair in the middle of the room. Wow, that chair looks really comfy. Wish I had a butt to sit in it.

Taking a double take at the chair, I am surprised to see someone sitting in it. Long curly brown hair on top of an elegant body wearing a white greek styled dress. Her face looked like it was carved on an angel. She was so radiant that it hurt to look at her. There was also a giant shadow hovering from the back. Staring at it, it really wasn't a shadow but a giant man. He was also annoying to look at as well. Perfect dark mussed hair and a perfect sculpted face with piercing blue eyes. A body any man would kill to have.

Damn, these beautiful looking people!  

Gritting my invisible teeth at the unfairness of it all. Like really, why was I the only one in the family cursed with an ugly baby face and tiny body?

It feels as if fate is making fun of me and rubbing all my insecurities in my face. Staring at the two impossibly good looking people in front of me,I ask the questions that were permeating my mind.  

“Who are you? What do you want? Why am I here? Why are you guys so good looking? And stop burning my eyeballs with your radiance!” I grumble out in annoyance.  

“Well young one, we are what you would call Gods.” A melodic female voice says in my head, well if i had one anyways. Which is pretty cool by the way. Hahaha. I have no head and yet I hear her voice in it. How weird.   

“As for your next question, we simply would like to fix an error that was made by our subordinate. Which leads us to your next question of why you are here.”

“As for why we are good looking, it's because we are just awesome that way.” A manly yet hypnotizing voice adds. Glancing at the man, I see him smirking arrogantly.

Seriously?! WHY ARE YOU TAUNTING ME WITH YOUR GOOD LOOKINGNESS?!?!  IT'S NOT FAIR! GRRRR!

“Santhos! Don't be so full of yourself little brother. You are stressing the child out. “  The woman scoldingly says to the man.

Pfft! What kind of name is Santhos? What a weirdo!

“Hey! What kind of name is Dick!?” The male blurts out with an offended face. What? Did I say that out loud?

"I'll have you know Santhos is an awesome name. Way better than being named after a human sex tool! Also, no, you didn't say anything out loud. We can hear you thoughts human." He adds grumpily.

Widening my non-existent eyes in slight embarrassment from all the thoughts that flashed through my head since meeting these two, I blush, well in my imagination I do anyways.

How embarrassing. Hearing a tinkling laugh in my head, i look at the goddess sitting down trying to stifle her laughter.

“It’s okay little one. haha. It’s not odd for you to be awed by our appearances. Even among the gods/godesses we are still at the top with our looks. Even they are sometimes awed by us, even though they have seen us plenty of times. It is part of our power. Its nothing to be ashamed of.” She amusedly declares.

Well if she says so, I guess I can't blame them for taunting me with their good looks and charm.

“Anyways, as to why you are here. like I previously said, we are trying to fix a mistake our subordinate made.”

What does she mean by that?

“And what I mean by that is the mistake made when you were six years old. That incident was never meant to happen and no amount of apologies will fix what was lost. As Gods/Goddesses even we are not exempt from certain laws. We can not bring anything back once it is lost, so we have a proposition for you, that I believe will compensate for our subordinates error.” She says staring at me unblinkingly with her piercingly blue eyes.

“First, we would like to personally apologize, even though we know it will not make up for the misfortunes passed on to you. Even we Gods/Goddesses know when to admit to our mistakes. Secondly we would like to give you a chance at a new life. We have personally made it possible for you to be reincarnated. You can either be reincarnated on earth without any memory whats so ever or be reincarnated into another world, that is full of many different kinds of creatures. A world where magic exists and everyday is fight to live. These are your only choices. Choose wisely human.” Santhos says stoically.

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INFORMATION OVERLOAD!! What is happening right now. Oh my goodness, I can't believe this is happening to me. Finally, something good is coming my way. Well this is a no brainer. The one that sounds the funnest is the one I am going to pick, but before I say which one I should probably ask this one last question before I can no longer ask it.

“What happened to the subordinate that has ruined my life?” It is a valid  question, even though they are giving me a new life, i would still like to know the punishment that has befallen the one who has wrecked my life.

“Don't worry little one, our subordinate has been given a fit punishment for the grief they have cause you. As Divine beings, we have a duty to protect the order of things. To protect those who cannot protect themselves and what our lackey had done is unforgivable. I believe their punishment is most suitable considering the damage they have cause. Dont ask what it is. We will not tell. Now tell us which one do you choose?” She asks.

Well, atleast they are being punished. No need for me to worry about it I guess. “I choose to keep my memories and to be reincarnated into this new world.” I state enthusiastically.

“Okay then. in about a minute you will be transported straight to a young girl by the name of Talisha. Once there you will be given the option of chooses a race to be reincarnated into. I suggest you not be hasty in choosing. Choose wisely for when you do choose, you will be what you have chosen for the rest of your life.” Santhos states with little emotion in his voice.

What the heck crawled up his butt and die? Why is he suddenly all different? ~Sigh~  Well whatever. I am not going to stress my non-existent brain over this.

“Good luck little human.” The woman says before I am sucked into a bright light.  

It feels like im in some sort of jet stream! Whoop! This is fun! HAHAHA! If I  had hands I would've had them in the air waving them around like crazy.

Then before I could comprehend what was happening, I was suddenly in another all white room. Except this one didn't have a chair, this one only had a single young girl standing in the middle of the room, looking bored.

I wonder if this is Talisha. She really does look young. At around what I would say 4’6, this girl looked to be around 8 with a caramel skintone. She had long all black hair and was wearing a purple dress with a black belt around the middle and black ankle boots. She looked really adorable actually. Her face was that of a baby with her slight pinchable cheeks and her giant baby blue eyes. Awwwww. How cute! Make me want to hug her, well if i had arms anyways.

“Eh hm! Quit your staring Human! ~Desu~” A cute little voice commands.

Awwwwwwww! How cute!

“My name is Talisha ~Desu~ and I've been tasked with getting your soul to its destination safely. ~desu~” She says cutely with a serious face.

Awwwww! ~I want to hug herrr~  

“Now ~Desu~ pick a being to be reincarnated into. ~Desu~” She says as a bunch of different creatures and humanoid beings show up in front of me on a screen. There are millions of beings in front of me. Ugggg….How am I supposed to choose from this.

“Do I have to choose? Can I randomly pick something?”  I ask already bored from scrolling through a few. What the heck are these anyways? I think this one is an elf or something. What is this blobby thing? What the heck kind of lizard has TWO heads?! Ughn….This is painful to look at.

“ You can choose randomly, but I wouldn't if I were you. ~Desu~ You never know what you might get. ~Desu~” She warns.

“I don't care! I can't choose like this! It's too much to choose from. I want to choose randomly.” I say.

“Okay. ~desu~ press that little red button at the bottom and it will randomly choose something for you. ~Desu~ But be warned that once it has chosen, you will not know what you will become until it's too late and  you're already reincarnated. ~Desu~” She warns me, but before she could say anything else i already have pushed the button.

There, now this is where the fun starts. Hearing a sigh I look over to the young girl to see her rolling her eyes. Whatever. It's not like she is the on being randomly sucked into another body.

“Well ~Desu~ Your race has been chosen and you will be whisked off to your new world in a matter of some seconds. So have fun and…..Oh! ~Desu~ before you go tell my sist___” She starts, but before she could finish a blinding light flashes and then everything goes black.