“What do you mean? Collette is a child you know?”
“But I’m really is! You’re tricked by Sidabras! Onii-chan what happened to you?! You became dull!”
W-What? How am I tricked by Sidabras? How?
“What are you talking about? Just look at Sidabras, she’s still cute, soft and lovable”
“Although I am happy with your compliment, but Nii… In your world it’s only four months but in our world… it’s four years…”
She said with a red face, since she’s white, I could easily spot the red cheeks she have.
“What! Then… You’re twelve when we first met right? Then that means you’re sixteen now! What the heck, our age are matched! Get off of me!”
I tried pushing away Sidabras but her grip is strong, she’s clearly using some kind of magic to support herself.
“Onii-chan! You LOLICON! I know that you’re a LOLICON but I have no idea that it’s up to this point!”
“You might be right but!! Anyway! Yo-you’re Collette right? How old are you again?”
“I’m eighteen! I’m in a marriageable age Onii-chan!”
“You don’t have to include the last part!”
Sidabras didn’t care about us, she wrapped her arms around my neck and her legs around my waist, she’s holding me like she’s going to die if she let go. The soft and slim legs of Sidabras is touching my body intensely that I could feel the tension in her muscles, her flat chest is touching mine, I’m going to commit crime if this continue!
Yes Lolita No Touch, Yes Lolita No Touch, Yes Lolita No Touch, Yes Lolita No Touch, Yes Lolita No Touch, Yes Lolita No Touch, Yes Lolita No Touch, Yes Lolita No Touch, Yes Lolita No Touch!
This enlightenment will only stay for a half hour. I develop this technique so that, whenever I have to enter the bath with the girls, they will not point out my crotch and asked why it is standing. I have to protect the girls even if it means that I have to restrain myself from the paradise.
“Onii-chan! How many wives do you have now? Is it possible to enter as a mistress!?”
“That’s not how things work in Japan! Why are you asking that and why are we shouting!?”
“Nii… became a noble and marry us all”
“W-what…?”
“…You’re considering it…”
Tch, Sidabras can see right through me, if I became a noble, I can do that, but I don’t want to marry the girls just because I have to protect them, I want them to find their own Romeo.
“Anyway, Collette, stop calling me Onii-chan okay? You’re older than me now”
“What’s wrong with that!?”
“Everything’s wrong with that!”
“R-really! Is it because I’m not a child anymore?! It’s because I’m not a loli anymore!?”
Crap, Collette is normally a cheerful and positive girl, but all of her positive traits will reverse when she’s start to throw tantrum, she will use self-deprecation and self-loathing, she will become a very emotional girl.
“I tried so hard not to be like this! I don’t want my chest! I don’t want body! I wanted to stay flat and little forever! Sidabras can take it easy because she’s an elf! But I’m a human! What should I suppose to do then!?”
“C-Collette calm down okay”
“You messed up Nii, you’re the only one that can make Collette acts like an spoiled child”
“Shut up you’re not helping!”
I finally manage to escape from the entanglement of Sidabras and slowly approach Collette. She will cry none-stop if I don’t do something.
“I tried everything! I always thought ‘what should I do if Onii-chan stops petting me, what should I do if Onii-chan stops hugging me, what should I do if Onii-chan stops loving me?’ A-and now, i-it’s happening…”
Slowly moving towards to the crouching yandere, I pat her head to soothe her. Although it’s rare, Collette will become like this whenever she panic, she’s my little yandere, but she’s not scary at all, she’s the cute type of yandere. Cute because she’s not the type that will murder your family just because you’re mother kissed you in the lips… Wait what?
“That will never happen okay?”
Since her hair is short, I could only caress the top of her head. She looked at me with teary eye asking “Really?” of course what I said is true. Even if they became married, I will still continue to treat them like this. I will help them with all my might! That’s the occupation called Onii-chan.
“B-but, I’m not small anymore”
“It doesn’t matter”
She became adult yet still a child, I let out a smirk seeing this rare existence in front of me.
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“Even though you’ve grown, that doesn’t mean that you’re not beautiful anymore, I bet the boys in the capital are all trying to woo you”
“R-really?”
“Of course”
She hangs her head when she heard my compliment, the same as always. I heard Sidabras saying something like “That’s actually true” but I don’t know what she mean by that.
“Then, would you mind stop calling me Onii-chan anymore? You can’t just keep calling me like that; you must call me by my name now”
Collette makes a sad face but then stop, she became silent for a moment, she’s thinking of something.
“That’s right, I can’t call you Onii-chan when we became marrie… From now on, I will call you Kyoro is that okay?”
“Of course”
She’s saying something but she stopped half-way… Well its fine I guess, as soon as she understands me. She looks happy now, really, she’s really cute *cough* but she’s cuter when she’s still a child *cough*
“Then you Sidabras, you can’t just call me Nii, you have to discipline yourself”
“Its fine Nii, nobody will call out if I kept calling you Nii”
“That might be so but it will arouse the suspicions that we know each other, we can’t just let the other people know about my identity right? I know that you guys are keeping my identity hidden as well”
“But we can just say that we just met each other in this world”
“You say that but you know it yourself that it will not work, and also, calling someone whom you just met Nii is a little bit odd right? If they tracked down that the hero four years ago was in fact, Japanese, and further more a high school student, the Japanese government in this world will go crazy about me”
“…But we can protect you Nii”
“But Sidabras, you know that, as much as possible, I don’t want to fight right?”
“…………”
“You can still call me Nii if we’re the only people around”
“Like bedroom?”
“That’s rather an odd example isn’t?”
Anyway, since there are still a few minutes before the lunch break ended, I should buy some curry bread. I forgot my bento.
“I’m going to canteen, you guys should go too”
“…What are you saying?”
“You will come with us just like the old time”
“Um, it’s kinda hard to say it but um… Allow me to refuse”
““No!””
From the rooftop, I jumped off, use a little magic to support my falling and leave the place.
*
“Congratulation!”
I surprised Yumi who just enter the house. She’s clearly shocked from my confetti and cake that’s laid on the table.
“You’ve been picked as a Potential Hero, I’m proud of you!”
“You know Kyoro-nii?”
“Of course! I have Onii-chan’s power after all!”
She only looked at me while smiling wryly, I took some plates and glass, we then eat the cake.
“Anyway Kyoro-nii, what rank do you got when you got assessed?”
“Me? I got normal”
“Normal! N-no way!”
What’s this? The usually calm Yumi became intimidated hearing my answer. Most of my classmates got normal too, so I assume that most of your classmates got normal too, so what’s wrong with me being normal too? I just sounded like a broken mixtape there.
“I thought that you have good affinity towards magic”
“It’s a matter of luck I guess, well, you’re recruited as a Potential Hero, that means that you’ve got pretty high rank right? As expected of my imouto, you’re the best!”
When I said the best, there’s actually various meaning in there but I can’t just say it out loud in front of a fourteen years old girl who also happens to be my own sister. Yumi only gives her thanks and continue eating… That’s a weak response, I wouldn’t mind if you blush a little you know?
“So, how’s your first day? Is it fun?”
“Yes, we have an Elf teacher, she’s very good at magic, the next one is the Onee-san, and she’s skilled with all kind of weapons. I want to be like them someday”
“Is that so? You only need to work a little hard and then you can be good at it, that’s what I always do”
“But I’m not a genius like you Kyoro-nii…”
“Did you say something?”
“N-nothing”
Yumi stuffed her mouth with the cake quickly as she averted her eyes. We continue to chat until we finally finished our cake, it’s sweet and milky, not my type but Yumi loves those. Now that Yumi is in the Potential Hero, I know that she will eventually have her real fights with monster. I could only look at her from afar, I will watch her from the distance… That too is an Onii-chan’s job.
*
Yumi is very surprised when she learned that she have a high affinity towards magic, her classmates immediately congratulate her, saying that she was born with talent, but Yumi humbly denied those words, because for her, this kind of small achievements is not a talent, but luck.
The talent for Yumi is when you can perfect the exams without working hard, doing something effortlessly even though this is the first time you’ve done it, or even predicting something with little evidence.
Whenever Yumi heard the word talent, only one person comes to her mind, her own big brother, Kyoro. That man is always good at everything. The first time he did soccer, he became the MVP, but he immediately refuses it. Even though he didn’t review, he would always ace his exams, he can sense trouble just by looking at the surrounding and most of the time, he’s right.
Yumi always get compared to her big brother, and of course, as any other child would feel whenever they we’re being compared to their siblings, she became annoyed. So she decided that she will work hard and will surpass her big brother.
Time has passed and the people around her starts to see her as the good child, she’s the role model that every students needs to copy, she starts doing kendou and she was well praised by her instructor.
But all of them is because she worked hard on them, unlike his big brother that would jump and change his activities from time to time, but that’s not the frustrating part, each time her big brother tries different thing, he will master it in an instance and will leave it like it’s never happens.
But that’s okay, she thought. Since her big brother is an impatient man, she can use this to her advantage to at least get near to him. To stand beside him not just from his shadow, she thought that this is the answer but… One day, her big brother change drastically.
He became more mature and calm, although he still dotes on her, you can feel the warmth of an elder in his arms. She didn’t know if her big brother is just putting some act so she decided to observe him carefully—nothing has change.
He’s still like that, the big brother she once chased suddenly disappears and now being replaced by this unmotivated man. If he’s not moving, then how can I chase him? She thought.
And then, a miracle has appeared, it’s about the other worlders. If it’s magic, I’m sure that it will peek his interest. She thought.
That’s why she became happy when she’s told that she had a high affinity towards magic. If she had a high affinity on magic, then what kind of god her brother would be, Yumi always thought that her brother is always superior to her and it is her job as a little sister to catch up with him.
But things didn’t go to what she expected. Her brother got assessed as ‘normal’. When she heard this, she couldn’t believe her ears. She doesn’t know if this magic thing is worth it since her big brother is not in it, but then she heard these words.
“You only work a little hard and then you can be good at it, that’s what I always do”
You could only say that because everything goes easy for you, you didn’t know how it feels to be compared to something that you will never be. She thought. But as she think of this, she came up with a good plan.
What if she starts taking this magic thing that her brother have no talent in, their role now is reverse, she’s the one who’s walking while her brother is the one who’s chasing. If she became good enough that people would starts comparing his big brother to her again. He will know the taste of what she’s been experience up until now.
So, Yumi decided that she will take this magic thing to her heart.