"Shit... My anus is bleeding..."
A young man with a half-naked body exclaimed.
"Damn it... WHY NOW OF ALL TIMES THE WATER HAD RUN OUT! DAMMIT!"
The young man, who was squatting on top of the toilet not too long ago, began excreting inorganic substance and began convulsing.
Crixalis Village, the only village in the regions of Shindol Desert, was always scarce of water. The desert spans about 2,300 kilometers in diameter and almost half the size of Sahara Desert. Residents confirmed that the rain only comes once every two years. The only and most natural way to obtain water was by collecting mist in the break of dawn and putting them in water tanks.
Hence, if the water has been depleted, a certain household need to wait in the morning to collect it again. The residents will not simply share you some water because of its absolute necessity and rarity. Because of that fact, Proper hygiene among the locals was not properly addressed.
The external conditions and humidity of the place also caters a certain bacteria that exist exclusively in the village. Resulting in a remote epidemic in which the residents are only immune to because of the prolonged exposure to it.
Despite the warnings of the locals, outsiders often take granted of it and don't willing to buy the antibiotics because it was too suspicious to begin with.To the young man, who was unaware of the town's nature, got caught of the disease and now struggling in the public toilet.
"Shit! My "SHIT" is too hard!"
The young man, who sats in a frog-like position, shouted as he brutally gap open his asshole with his bare hands forcing his shit to forcibly "move on".
"I can't take it more! AHHH! AHHH! IT'S...IT'S COMING OUT!!!"
Because of the intense bowel movement he experienced, it coincidentally stimulates his prostate gland and began sending nerve impulses to his brain.
He suddenly ejaculated.
"Ugh- Oooh... ah ah!!!"
His heart began to palpitate as his eyes rolled up to the back of his head. His lower back muscles began to twitch involuntarily because of the intense pleasure. His hips was trembling like crazy. By the time it was finished, It was followed by a disturbing sound that no one will ever want to hear.
[Prrrrrtttt.... Prrrrttttt..... PRRRTTTTT!!!!!!!!]
The disturbing sound echoed in the four corners of the public urinal.
The fecal element he discharges was comprised of almost ninety percent liquid. The only solid part was the one he had difficulty ejecting and everything else was just shitty water. The moment he discharges his excrement, his stomach began to convulse again resulting in his posture to waver side by side.
The result was that the excrement he disposed do not go where it supposed to go. Absurd amounts of shit, with the mix of some semen and blood burst out in open and begin to scatter throughout the floor. Some of them splattered to the wall in the most disgusting manner and some of them got in his beloved boots, his most prized possession. His bare legs are also exposed, so some of them got splashed across the entirety of his legs and throughout his ankle.
Meanwhile...
"Hey, is someone here? Please hurry up! I need to use the toilet too. Wha-What's with this groaning sound?! It's... creepy... AHHH!!! IT STINKS!!!!"
He heard a voice coming from the other side of the door. From the looks of it, seems that it was an outsider who also got the disease when entering the town. The man also groaning in pain and repeatedly knocked the door like there's no tomorrow.
"GODAMMIT!!!"
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"Hey, someone's there? I'm opening NOW-"
Because of his late response due to intense pain, the man from the other side become impatient and non-chalantly opens the door. Due to the door lock that seem to malfunctioned, the door's slowly creaks open.
"No! Wai...wait! I'm still he-"
The head of the man slowly pokes out in the door.
"He-helloo~~"
He was shocked the man's head suddenly pokes out. He was about to lose his shit when he saws the outline of the man's eyes begin to poke inside and will able to saw him shitting in an akward manner. Before his eyes pokes out entirely, the young man decided to take an action.
[BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!]
"Ugh!"
"HEY!"
He immediately uses his left arm to apply pressure so the door will remain closed. The head of the man bumped into the corner and retreated outside. But because of his small stature, he needs the aid of his left foot in order to reach and push it. Upon doing it on reflex, his left foot were now stepping on the shit he just released on the floor.
[Splork....]
"What the fu-"
He ignored his own blabber and continued.
"I'm still here! Please wait a moment!"
The young man protested.
"I'm sorry! But I can't take it anymore!"
The other man also protested.
"Just a minute! I Promise! CROSS MY HEART!"
"God please hurry!"
He quickly pulled a copper coin in his pocket and quickly stared it. He took a very deep breath and sighed.
"Gomene... I never thought I'll use my only copper coin for this..."
He proceeded to scrape the remaining feces left around his anus and swiping it to the side of his butt and tossing it in the air. He quickly repeated the process until there's no trace of immorality left.
After he finished, he stared at the coin again.
"Sorry..."
Then, he tossed the coin on the other side of the wall.
What a useless sentimentality.
After the unbelievably akward moment he's in, he managed to somehow fix himself up and finally got out of the public toilet. Leaving all of his dark traces inside. The man waiting for him to finish quickly rushed in and groaned.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?!"
The young man shrugged his shoulders and proclaimed-
"Well, that was SHIT..."
Then he walks out like a boss with a grin in his face.
*****
In front of the public restroom, a man wearing armor and wielding sword came up to him. He was sitting on a wooden bench chugging a small bottle of drink.
"Hey! You shit too long! Ugh! You stink! You're like the poop itself! The army will leave any minute now, What the hell did you do?"
"Just something happened.."
"Something happened?"
"Ahh! I don't want to talk it anymore! Come on! Let's go!"
The two of them started to walk away when an announcement caught their attention.
"THE MALFUNCTION OF OUR WATER MAINTENANCE SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN FIXED. THE WATER IN OUR PUBLIC URINAL IS NOW UP AND RUNNING. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE."
"...."
"...."
The young man began to enlarge his eyes and open his mouth in shocked.
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!"
He gritted his teeth and knocked the nearby post with extreme anger.
"HEY! YOU OKAY?! WHAT'S THE MATTER?"
"GODDAMIT! I WILL NEVER GO BACK TO THIS VILLAGE AGAIN!"
"EVEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The young man walks away with a disappointed look in his face while his companion hurriedly come by and walk to his side.
*****
Epilogue:
"Hey, Negi."
"Hmmm?"
"What's that small bottle you're chugging since a while ago? You already finished a third."
"Ah.. This? This was the medicine used to prevent the epidemic here."
"What?! Why didn't you tell me?! Didn't you even know how much I suffer in the toilet a while ago?!"
"Like I care! You even skipped the debriefing about this place in order to check the cute waitresses in Cafe Lota. Why should I care for you? It's your own fault!"
"Come on! Give me that!"
"NO! I don't want! Don't be stupid! Hey!"
"Negi Woodstock and Bruno March you damn brats! Where did you two gone to? We'll leave now!"
"Ahh Shit! Captain Puzzy is calling for us. We're screwed! Lets go!"
Then the two of them hurriedly went back to the army.
-A Shit to Remember (End)-
PS: I hope you enjoy this shitty short story of mine. This story was crafted initially for my own amusement. This was my first time writing so any violent reactions, grammar correction and suggestions feel free to do so and comment below. Happy reading!