Damn. It’s already 6:00 AM? I can’t believe I’m already in College. I did so shit in High School that I’m guaranteed to go to a community college. I still remember when I skipped school to go to a teacher’s house. Her house was so empty. The only thing I could steal was some stupid change. The police came and arrested me. Guess I was lucky cause I was only 14. Well, can’t reminisce on the past too long. Gotta get up to get ready for my new school. Wonder who’s life I’m gonna ruin. I think I can get suspended by lunch time. Time for breakfast.
“Hey mom! What’s for breakfast?”
“Shut the hell up. You’re such a failure. Make your own shit.”
Dang. When did my mom get so tense? Oh well. I know there’s some stuff my grandparents left in the fridge last week. Jackpot! I found some cold noodles. Should I heat it up and enjoy life? Nah. Using the leftovers as some throwing stones might help me.
I go back upstairs to get myself ready to find more ways to ruin the world. New backpack, some old shirts I stole, pants from some stupid flea market, socks from last week, and my new shoes. I love when stores have 100% off deals. Wait. That’s everyday for me. That manager was so pissed. He just let me go though. It was so worth it to get some dirt on people. The bald guy was SWEATING when I was mentioning his employees’ paychecks. Oh well. It got me some free shoes. I sold some of them off. I still needed money. Now that I have everything on, I can finally get out of this hellhole.
“What was the school name again? Golden University for New Light. Sounds so stupid. GUNL. What is that? Some of my mates went to Secondary Linguistic University for Technology. I guess they actually studied. Those nerds. Sigh. Well, time to get going.”
As I was walking down, I did kinda regret not trying as hard in school. But I did set up a new generation of criminals. Sacred Thunder Dragons. It sounds so stupid. But I made bank. Each member had to pay 100 bucks a month to stay in. And if they didn’t, I beat them up until they did. I got so much money. Those damn losers. Man, I miss it already. I was the king. God. No one came close to me. Shit. Now I’m sad. Guess I’ll just light a quick cigar and skip today.
“Wait. Is that a black van?”
Next thing I knew, I was in the back of some dingy, yet very nice, black van. Some people in maid cosplay were sitting in front of me.
“Hello. My name is Gina Conners. I am the head of the Maid Organization for the Golden University for New Light. I am here to direct your courses mr. Jason Lee.”
“What? What do you mean?”
My head was dizzy. They did what I would do to other people. Use gas to make them fall asleep. But why me? These women look like they know how to serve. Like legit maids. While I’m here trying to peacefully leave and skip school. Then another girl chimed in.
“Shut it. My name is Lisa Helenson and you will be my master. Or more like my pet. Although I have to listen to your demands, you are my test subject. I am merely here to have my skills examined by Mrs. Conners. Please do not get any other ideas. Got it?”
“Yes ma’m”
Damn. She really has some type of aura around her. Wait. What kind of girl is she? Gotta find a way to get out of this van. Even trying pushing isn't helping. These are some burly ass women. Can you even call these animals women? They're more like male monkeys. So I guess I’m stuck here. These ladies are so annoying. Always yelling at each other or yelling at me. Especially this Lisa girl. What is wrong with her attitude? Why is she so loud?
“Hey!” Lisa was snapping at me.
“What do you want?”
“Listen to me. You’re a student at the Golden University for New Light. You will have me, a maid 24/7. I will be with you anytime you need me. This does not mean I will listen. You still have rules to follow. Rule 1. Do not call me for inappropriate desires.”
“Like you think you’re worth it?”
“Shut up. Rule 2. I am not a method for cheating. I am a method for studying. Rule 3. I am a maid. Not an object. Got it?”
“Yeah Yeah. Whatever.”
As she was talking, I was staring at my phone. Why do I need a maid? Why should someone like her make some stupid demands? As I was thinking this, the van stopped. The door opened. Suddenly, I was blinded by the stupidly bright light. There were some women lined up waiting for the rest of the students. A random man was announcing something.
“Welcome everyone! Welcome to your new year at Golden University for New Light. Here, you will learn to continue your parent’s legacies. From managing businesses to innovating procedures, you will all become great heirs.”
What? What the hell does he mean? My parents aren’t rich. They work for the grocery store I steal from. We never have money to spend. Living in a dinky ass house doesn’t help either. My dad works 80 hour weeks and my mom has to be on something. Why would I even be here? More like, why did a random black van pull up to kidnap me? Too many questions. So early in the morning. Guess I’ll go through the ceremony and stuff.
“Hey.” Lisa was staring at me. “Go on out. Go to your dorm and stay there. Wait until I go get you. If you even think about moving a foot out of that room, consider your head off your body.”
She was really excited to use that knife in her hand. As I head out of the car, I see something weird going on. Some dudes in lab coats are running through the side of the main building. Like school JUST started. Why are these nerds running around with those stupid lab coats acting all important? They were holding some weird vials though.Is neon green in style this season? They look like they’re making some ooze. Wait. Why am I waiting around? I don’t really want my head chopped off by some girl.
As I head to my building, I see some douchebag looking guys showing off some stuff. Let’s see what I can potentially steal tonight. I see some of the guys in awe in front of some deadbeat. Go suck his dick while you’re at it.
“Damn Krio! What did your dad get you now?”
“Well, my dad just went to China and got me some of these nice platinum watches.”
China? The land of knockoffs and cheapskates? Oh well. I guess that dumbass will figure it out eventually. I just need to head up to my room and take my stuff out. These stairs are too long. Why can’t a rich school like this make some elevators? Or those stupid escalator things that people fall on. Man. I still remember that girl I pushed down at a mall. Her hand got stuck. I wonder what you would call her now. Peg leg? Peg hand? Whatever.
Let’s see. Room 253A. Shit. Do I have a roomate? How long can he endure me? A month? A week? Maybe I can get him to go crying to his mommy by the end of today.
“He-Hello. My name is Tobi. Tobi Ferando. I am one of your roommates.Nice to meet you.”
Damn. This little kid? So short. Wait. ONE?
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“Did you just say you’re one of my roommates?
“Yes sir. This is a dorm that includes me, you sir, and two other g-g-g-girls.”
“Why are you stuttering so much?”
“Sorry sir. just some past experiences.”
“Also, stop calling me that sir bullshit. My name is Jason Lee. We’re probably the same age.”
“I’m 16.”
Well shit. How is he 16? This kid must be some real nerd type shit. His first girl got a train run on her by some random guy. No social life, always in the library. I guess I’ll take him under my wing.
“Damn. You 16? Shit, I’m 18. How the hell are you so young?”
“Well, my parents made me study. I’m trying to become a Chemical Engineer. I want to make medicine of tomorrow!”
“Well good luck with that.”
“What about you sir? What will you study in this very distinguished education organization?”
This kid might actually get beaten the fuck out of him if he was with me last year.
“Just cruising by. I came in here in some dinky ass van.”
As soon as I said that, I fainted. I felt a sharp stab in my neck. The world was turning dark. Is this the end?
When I woke up, Lisa was staring at me. I swear there was a needle in her hand. Her face was really scary.
“You’re finally awake. Wish you were dead though.”
“Shut it idiot.”
“Whatever. Just make sure you’re ready for your first class. Here are your supplies. Your first class will be Mathematics 2024. Also known as Pre Calculus. I have designated you a seat. Sit there. If you don’t, I will hunt you down and skin you with a slightly blunt and rust knife. Follow instructions and shut up. Got it?”
With that, she turned around and left. She is so damn annoying. Can’t even trust me. Like what is she thinking I’m going to do. Let’s get out of here. Huh. I wonder where that little kid went. What was his name again? Oh yeah. Tobi. Weird name for a weird kid. Suits him perfectly. I wonder who the other roommates are though.
It took me 20 minutes but I finally found this room. Who the hell puts a classroom on the other side of the campus? Why is this school so huge? For a community college, this place is huge. Might be bigger than all of the other schools I’ve been to. Well, here is the room. Room 2005ABC. What the hell is this ABC? Like 3 rooms combined? Also, why the fuck didn’t that stupid maid give me the room number? Oh well, guess I’ll head in.
“Welcome! My name is Tayo Hurishuko. I am the teacher for this class and the advisor. Just come to me whenever you need help.”
Great. Another fake good teacher. Thinking they know everything. I will make him regret being alive. Guess I’ll go find my seat.
“Okay class! Welcome to Math 2024. This is a Pre Calculus class. This does not mean normal math. This class is exceptionally hard. Studying is key to passing this class. Each day will be counted towards your final grade. If anyone has any questions, please ask.”
Damn. This is a dead room. I don’t even look that tired compared to the other kids.
“If not, we will proceed onto the next subject. Well, it is the first subject.”
His voice is such a headache. Why is his voice so white? Like I expect that kind of voice in some rich ass school. Wait. I’m in one of those. I should really talk to my mom about this. Shit. Is he saying something?
“The first subject is basic algebra. Gotta start easy, right kiddos?”
Everyone is actually groaning. I have never seen a teacher be so boring that a class is groaning and complaining in the middle of the day. Not bad for a nepo school.
“Hey teach!”
Hm? Who is that. Wait. Is that Krio? Hahaha! Can’t believe he managed to get in this class. I wonder what year he is.
“Yes? What is it, young man?”
“My name is Krio Johansson. From the Johansson and Merilo families. I have a question. Why is a homeless bum in this class? Is this school having a charity fair for the poor and needy? If so, my papa would like to donate so this cheap shitstain is killed outside of this school.
“What year are you in Mr. Johansson?
“Well, I’m only in my 3rd year.”
“You do notice that everyone else this year is younger than you, right? This is meant to be a first year class. Yet, how many times have you taken my classes?”
“Well. 4 times Mr. Hurishuko.”
This teacher ain’t that bad. Kind of basic. But still doesn’t take shit from his students. He got some respect points.
“Now, Mr. Hurishuko. Please solve this problem. if y=x^2+4x-5, and y is 3, what is x?”
“Uh. Um. Dang.”
“Come on Krio. This is a basic problem you learned in your second year. Wait. You never even passed this class!”
The class burst out laughing. Damn. This teacher ain’t a lightweight. He he. And I’m not just talking about his weight. Wait a minute. His arms. Why are his sleeves burstin? Oh well. I’ll at least listen to what he is saying. Algebra huh? I wonder what happened to the kids I threatened for test answers. I kinda hope that kid doesn’t hate me. I still need test answers and victims to get me through the day.
Zzz. Zzz. Zzz. Huh? Oh, the bell rang. Let’s see what he talked about. Holy shit! What is that? Are those some magic spells? I’m not even joking. Those are some rune symbols. Like that F sign,. It looks like the tablet my uncle left me. ᚠ. Fehu. Why is that there? It’s like why would that bow tie equal the f? I thought algebra was combining English nerds with math nerds. Wait, where is everyone? Is it already time for the next class? What a pain. Time to go. What is my next class again? Let’s see here. That idiotic maid said my second class of the day was CHEM666. A chemistry class. What’s with the 666? Room number RE 1060. That is a damn far class.
This school is big. Going to my class, I’ve seen like 100 statues. How is this even possible? Why are they wearing robes? And chatting something. Let’s see here. It says, Whoever shall see the truth, will rind their clarity behind its roots. So cheap. Like seriously. This school is so expensive yet, they have cheap shit like this. What does this one say? He who hunts alone, wil die alone. Is this about some friendship shit? Ahhhhh. Why is this school so dead set on making kids better? Class number RE 1060. My chemistry class. Time for another class. I wonder who the teacher will be.
“Hello students! My name is Melissa Carpenter. Or you can just call me Professor C. There are some familiar faces. Of course there is Jonathan Kim. And my favorite 6 times repeating student, Hannah Jang. I hope you both pass this class. If you don’t I heard a spirit will take your eyes away! Ooooooohhhh~~~.”
I can’t believe that this old hag thinks we believe in ghosts. Like I get it. You’re a bajillion years older than us. You probably think of us as embryos. But you know you’re a college professor. God her figure is nice though. Might go in and boost my grade up a little. Eh? Y'all know what I mean. Shit. The teacher is talking her butt off again.
“Although for some of you this class may seem less important, just remember that each one of you needs to pass this class to progress onwards in your education here. That is why kids like Jonathan and Hannah are here. Now, let us start with Chapter 1. The Basics of life and how chemistry is involved.”
Sigh. I guess I should just sleep this class off. Or take notes. But notes are such a pain in the ass. My scores aren’t even that bad. My last chem class was in Freshman year of High School. I think one of the nerds did it for me. This year should be easier. These are shithead, rich, and spoiled kids. Probably would piss their pants the moment I yelled at them. Yawn. I should get some shut eye.
My heart hurts. Ugh. What? What is this glowing thing on my chest?
“Rise, my child.”
What? Who are you?
“My name and identity is not of your concern.”
Huh? Isn’t it common courtesy to ask for names?
“What are YOU on about common courtesy, Mr. I love beating kids for fun.”
Fair play. So what is it that you seek from me?
“I shall ask that you lead this school into a new light.”
Yeah, I know. This school is called Golden University for New Light.
“I meant that the leaders of this school are the darkness that tries to control the light.”
And you expect me, a normal and dashingly handsome boy, to save the whole thing? This ain’t no fantasy shit.
“Do not call me that way. You are merely my pawn.”
Sure. Sure. So you want me to save this school and potentially the whole world. What next?
“Wake up.”
Huh? What’s going on? The teacher is still rambling on about some stuff. I swear I had a dream. It had to be a dream, right? There is no way that it wasn’t a dream. I guess as long as I am awake, I should start studying.