It took a few days for the human to finally worm its way into her home. She who hungers, but not who is most hungry unfortunately, did truly begin to desire some food after her nap and considers just eating the human immediately. But, eventually, she who is most kind chose to wait.

The human crawled in through a weak spot in her trophy room. It actually broke through a thin layer of her floor in the corner and ruined the room entirely. Again, she who is most righteous considered killing the creature.

It pushed its small hammer through the hole it made in her floor and then used both hands to pull itself up. It seemed to get caught with its head barely poking through the hole and fell back down. A few minutes later a small axe was slid next to the tiny hammer. She only realized how tiny the hammer must be because the axe quite easily dwarfed it. Then the human tried again and pulled itself up. It got itself into a sitting position and with a smile began to look around her room.

"DRAGON!" It screamed and fell back into the wall. It was clearly looking at one of her favorite trophies. It took a little for the human to right itself and look around the trophy hall. "What?! Where am I?" The human asked itself. "Hello! Is anyone there?!" It shouted.

She who is most hidden, of course chose not to answer. The human after waiting for a few minutes began to walk around her trophy hall. It ran it's hands along the dark, deep, coarse fur of he who was most courageous. It stared intently into the deep eyes framed by the feathered skull of she who was most knowledgeable. It cut its glove on the sharp and powerful horns of she who was most swift. It shied away from the light of he who was most generous. After examining the dozens of trophies in her hall, the little human found itself before he who was most powerful.

It touched the large, hardened, red scales. It walked around measuring the head against its own size, realizing how easily a single bite would have ended its life. Then it spoke its weak human voice, "I haven't even heard of half of these creatures in myth or legends. But I know a dragon when I see one. A strong dragon too, not like the ones on the plains." It swore to itself, "You aren't even the main trophy. One of them sure, but I don't know." It shook its head and looked around trying, and utterly failing, to take in the room. "Who could have done this? What organization could have even tried? Where in the world did I find myself?" It called out again, before walking towards the entrance of the room.

It stopped at the stairs and selected one of the smaller sets. It needed to take two steps for each stair, as She who is most diplomatic clearly made them for quadrupeds. She who is most stealthy followed the human into the entryway. It looked around clearly impressed with her small display shelves. Many things in those shelves were sized for small creatures, most still larger than the human, but some even smaller. It began looking at the largest tea set in her collection, liberated from he who was most diplomatic. It touched the handle of one of the cups, entirely amazed.

"This might even be more impressive than the hunting hall." It said, much to She who is most unchallengeable's ire. Her Trophy Room, not hunters hall, was clearly more impressive than these baubles. Though, they did hold a certain charm. And normally a being as weak as this human would only be allowed this far anyway. Its improper entrance put it in the wrong location.

While She who is most wise considered her guest's lack of understanding it continued to walk towards the less impressive displays. It finally arrived at the more human sized objects in her display, of which there were quite a few as humans always seemed to be making things. It examined many objects, touching several, and almost found itself in her belly when it had the audacity to grab one. She who is most astute wondered to herself if this being held the title It who is most audacious, or perhaps most stupid?

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It stepped away from her shelf, and then swung the heavily enchanted axe around a few times. The human cut its finger on the sharp blue blade and watched the blade purple slightly as it absorbed the human's blood. Then the human injured itself again on the spike when the enchantment helped it move faster and stronger than the creature expected. Definitely, this creature was in the running for it who is most stupid, a title that much change hands often enough but that she would avoid. After spending about 10 minutes feeding the blood drinking axe the human put it back on her shelves and moved on.

A guest then, not dinner, "Hello Human," she said in her most gentle whisper and she allowed the magic hiding her to drop.

"Ahh!" It screamed is it turned around and fell down, nearly knocking into her shelf, "My Lord, its a real live dragon!"

She smiled, demonstrating that she meant the tiny creature no harm. "While I am She who is most divine, I am not your lord, at least I don't think so." She accessed her magic to peer beyond, "No, definitely no faith coming from you. You do have time to switch though, if you want?"

"Uh," The creature said utterly speechless by her kindness and still unable to utilize its limbs in her majesty. After a minute it asked, "Would it increase my chance of survival?"

"Oh, Certainly, how could any other compare for worship when placed next to me?"

"Uh, I uh, I wouldn't know. I've never met anyone else who does compare, I suppose." It still sat, wide eyed as it looked around her entryway.

She nodded sadly at its words. There were few should could even consider peers anymore. Most were already resting in her trophy room. "That would make sense. I am glad you have come to this realization. You are a good guest."

"Than - I just gained a title!" It said, seeming to become overwhelmed again. "Be the honored guest of a goddess? Oh my god, I mean my goddess!" It looked up at her and continued, "you raised my affinity by 2. What do I call you my goddess?"

She who is most generous waved her left wing, to show that it needn't worry about what to call her exactly. "You may call me by any of my titles. It doesn't really matter which, use whatever is fitting for the moment." She chose, in her generous moment to display one of her titles to him.

Title: Most Generous

You are the first still living to have offered life saving or life altering gifts to more than 1,000,000,000 sapient creatures. You did this with no expectations or demands for any type of recompense.

(Benefits Hidden)

"Though this is one of the more common ones my crusaders call me by." She said displaying a second title.

Title: Most Divine

You are the first still living to have destroyed an entire pantheon on your own before gaining your divinity.

(Benefits Hidden)

"There should be some books on my titles in the menagerie, they're magically updated for my followers. Feel free to take one." She then pointed with her raised feathers in the direction it would need to head.

The human did not take the hint, "Is there anything even close to your power?"

She took a deep breath. She obviously couldn't display a third title to this human or else she would run the risk of no longer being She who is most humble. You could only show a certain percentage of our power, wealth, and accolades while still remaining humble. Followers could learn more through study, a convenient loophole for her. "Human," she said slowly for its benefit, "you can learn more by reading the holy text."

It nodded and turned to walk towards the menagerie while it muttered to itself, "I'm not a treacherous, stinky, no good human."

Not even She who is most courteous, and most empathetic, could keep up with all of the variations of humans. She allowed its mutters to slide past. It would be rude for the human to correct her, and to allow it to save face she decided not to address that fact. It could study her legacy, she decided it was time for her to eat something. She locked her menagerie, with the human inside, and left to find some food.