A random dude's transfer

Meet Edward Hobbitz your not so average American male 40 years of age works just enough hours to pay his rent and food no girlfriend for over 20 years but not a homo. He works as an accountant and despises his job and his boss she's a cunt 20 year old blond with double d breasts and everything handed to her arrgg. His only enjoyment in life is reading wuxia novels and playing games, also anime but there been nothing good for the last year or so so just re runs. What really pissed him off is cause that cunt of a boss forced him to work on Christmas day saying he was behind on his work, really it was because she caught him staring at her chest angry cunt. Don't want people to look don't wear such tight revealing cloths. Anyway leaving work he got into the elevator but that's when it happened boom the furnace down below exploded taking the whole building up with it including him and the elevator poof he was turned into ashes.

Where am I he thought didn't I just die. At least it wasn't painfull for long practically instantaneous. The explosion was actually set off by the big titted miss she wanted to collect insurance money and forgot she set the explosion for that day. It was later released it was a random terrorist attack and even Edward's insurance money 1000000 was paid to his sis. Anyway back to Edward where am I.. so he slapped himself, well I don't seem to be dreaming since it hurt. But am I still on earth he thought to himself, status he said allowed... ... well that was embarrassing glad no one was around to witness that. What seems to be around me is the best I can do for the moment. It would appear as if I am in an extended tunnel system of some sort luckily I don't see anything threatening around at the moment, ah a chest looks to be made of bronze I doubt it's gold so I won't try taking it with me so I'll just open it see if anything useful is in it. Click flash .. beep.. well what was that he thought. Looking in the chest he saw a vile with a golden looking liquid in it, don't know what it is but I'll take it might be able to sell it later. Also

There was a what looked like a camel pack it said unlimited water supply. Nice I was wondering what I was going to do about water. This will do for now also there appeared to be a bag with some meat and bread well better than nothing.

I guess I'll just continue along this path a while and see where it leads. 2 hours later he finally reached the end of the tunnel a giant black door was blocking his way and he could not open it if he wanted. It was then that he noticed a trail of blood following it he noticed an ancient looking old man, reminded him of professor Dumbledore of of Harry Potter robes and all but black eyes instead of blue. Is he dead he thought allowed,... cough I ain't dead yet youngins you come to finish me off youngins said the man. I don't even know who you are senior why would I try to kill you sir, not that I'd have to do much to accomplish that at this point sir. Haha Haha cough.. a h didn't think I would laugh again given my current situation. How did senior end up in this situation you look like a strong person sir, ah it frustrates me so. I had the elders from my sect guarding me while I undertook tribulation but who knew that the Visa sect leader desired my position so bad. He had poisoned my food earlier and it kicked in during the tribulation causing me to nearly die, seeing the smirk on that cunts face I knew what she had done so with the last of my strength I launched an attack and fled here to our sects undefeated dungeon she's probably not much better off than I at this point. Huh cultivation dungeon did I get the legendary transfer Edward thought to himeself.

Is there anything I can do for you senior said edward nearly out of niceties. Not really youngins I don't think your a healing mage a little to young I'd say, I ain't anything glad he doesn't know that though. No thanks though youngins to die in the hands of such a young and powerful person as you I can die with a smile despite what tricks the heavens has played on me. Why does senior blame the heavens, and a strange look appeared on the man's face betrayed by my sect members t the most vital time and failing my tribulations why would I not blame the heavens. Sir what is cultivation to you sir. The gathering of kids and the pursuit of greater heights of course. That I believe is your problem sir cultivation is indeed as you said but the very fact of it goes against heavens will sir( atleast according to online novels). The aged man then seem to have entered into a state of enlightenment. His wounds seemed to be visibly and color was returning to his face.

Poof a massive wave of energy was now radiating from the man and it unintentionally knocked Edward unconscious, momentarily the powerful man was stunned. To think the man I was chatting with as equals before my death was actually a mere mortal with no cultivation, haaahhhaaaa so funny if anyone found out I'd be a laughingstock. How did a mortal even enter the dungeon was his first thought. Well better scan him anyway can't have my life savior die in front of me it will be bad karma. Who would have thought a mortal would have helped me advance when all the treasures in mybsect led to my downfall. Scanning... ah not a mere mortal after all they just an inactivated low grade mutated spirit root even worse ahhhhhh. Well as ibstill have all this energy from my recent advancement to demigod status I'll see if I can activate it. Phooooosh a wave of energy forced it's way into the Edward's body slowly activating his spirit root. 

Huh what happened why do I feel so different from before. Because you are no longer mortal boy. Huh Edward spun around fast as lightning to see a very amused looking and now very healthy and powerful old man. To think a mere mortal would approach and speak as equals with me the leader of the overlord sect. My name since you do not know it boy is Titan Faust. Still seeing no reaction the air around the man calmed down and laughed. To think you still don't know my name or sect even where the heck are you from under a rock. Well you could say that senior and what do you mean I'm not mortal anymore sir. Ah after my successful advancement I simply activated your spirit root though it's exceptionally low grade and yuh our journey will be long if you wish to reach the top. So follow me young one unless you wish to die in this dungeon, yes sir.

Ah it feels as if I am following the great Dumbledore Edward thought to himself. The man effortlessly opened the huge black doors and what edward saw then nearly made him piss himself. A giant humanoid figure that looked like it was on fire sitting on a gold throne. Ah challengers one freshly advanced cultivator and humm looking at the old man ah the true challenger. What you bringing your grandson to clear dungeons hey old man. No fire titan just my life savior a d perhaps my grandson in law. Very well let the challenger begin and instantly a total wave of water filled the room and the fire titan was defeated just that easy. Huh what was that aren't bosses supposed to drop loot strange how you know that but its actualy in the trunk over there should be a good drop first dungeon clear and all. But senior I didn't do anything so it should be yours sir. Haha such an honest personality good to see take it and well be on our way out. What is this token sir, ah a contract binding token that's a first rate drop allows you to contract a beast and use in battle very useful normally only summoners use beasts this allows an exception.

Leaving the dungeon the old man said inhale 2 more gifts for having saved my life young man. First he takes out a ring with a red gemstone on it and a strange symbol this young sir is a storage ring and not like your average one it can store living things other than people as long as it doesn't resist just drop a bit of your blood on it and poof it will recognize you as its owner. Thanks senior but I don't have anything to store, don't worry you will soon hehe (also engagement ring but that's for later). Here is my ship having reached my current cultivation level I no longer need it. An imposing and very science fiction looking flying saucer appeared don't worry boy its controlled by an air and has all the latest navigation systems in it, but sir I can't afford fuel sir, hahahahahhaha oh...hahah.

Recovering from laughter he said it runs off mana from the environment so no need for the fuel you spoke of. What's with the markings on the side sir and the ring, oh nothing much boy just my family Crest, few will mess with you since that mark is fairly famous ie whole world knows it but him. Well time for me to go boy take care I have some matters to take care of fwoosh and the man appeared to dissapear out of thin air.

Let's see how big this storage ring is I'll try storing the ship for now I still feel like exploring for some reason so I'll take a walk. About an hour later Edward heard a small whimpering noise and what appeared to be a small red wolf cub was huddled under a tree it was scared and beaten by the looks of it. Ah poor thing let's see if I have any food in the ring and ah there poof a big steak of some sort appeared in his hands and with that the pup seemed to perk up it lifted its head to look at Edward but still did not move towards him. Hmmm seems it's still a little nervous so edward just took a bite then tossed it to the pup. Having seen the young man eat it the pup went and darted towards the food and gobbled it nearly instantly. It then went towards Edward with longing units eyes. Ah still hungry little one here take this. Let me see do I have a bowl ah it's a bit nice but I can always wash it later. Taking out a nice ceramic bowl, ( fine dish like china) he then proceeded to pour water from his canteen into it then to show the pup it wasn't anything to worry about he drank from it then put it on the ground. The pup then dashed forward to it and began to drink. Poor thing what happened to you did you loose your family somewhere. Almost as if it understood him it began to growl. Hmm well you can come with me if you want said Edward. And it gave a happy yelp then continued to drink from the bowl. I wonder would it let me pet it and edward slowly reached out to it. Not paying attention the pup unintentionally allowed itself to be petted. As Edward was petting the pup he wasn't paying attention to it and didn't realize it was about to nip him. Ouch thought edward and looked down to see a small drop of blood come from his hand. But what was weird was the coin in his storage came out automatically and floated in front of them both along with a blue transparent screen. Do you wish to form a contract with mutated blood wolf, female. Edward clicked yes with his finger witch looked weird because it just passed right through. Huh wonder if it worked and with a bright light the pup began to glow bright red it then came and nuzzled Edward and barked towards the blue screen. Ah its asking for a name, hmm let's see your red so I'll name you scarlet howser that wood , she seems happy enough with it. Well let's go scarlet, but as he was about to take the ship out of storage he noticed scarlet looking like she wanted to take him somewhere. Alright girl let's go I can always flee and with that he headed off.

About a mile later edward noticed a major battle going on or the ends of it anyway. Thousands of dead it appeared he couldn't count half of them were armor like his but with a symbol on it looked like a flame. And with a boom the conflict seemed to finish the remainder of both sides was blasted away. None from the side wearing his armor moved again. Did both sides finish each other off. And further away he noticed one moving person. Barely moving he saw the person attempting to crawl but then stopped as if dead. So deciding the conflict was probably over he decided to take a look, taking a sword out of his storage space poof. Just in case he thought, not noticing two persons in the other style of armor further away... ah this couldn't have worked out better all the useless grunts dead and our holy lady soon to join hehe that bitch always stuck up ( one sided point of view) well time to take the the news back of her death as well as a recording of the battle I was told not to interfere after all. And woosh the two dissapeared .. approaching the now not moving cultivator he proceeded to remove the helmet... . Ah with a slap the woman with silver hair attempted to slap him and boy did it hurt. But because all her strength was gone no major damage happened to him otherwise he would have died ( powerful cultivator) .relax I mean no harm edward said but the lady just puked a mouth full of vomit and blood and passed out then and there. Ah such a beautiful girl about to die what to do. Ah I wonder if that would work. Pulling the gold vile out he attempted to pour the contents down her throat but it wouldn't go down. Ah I can only try this method next, taking a swig himself he then approaches her and begins to slowly release the contents from his mouth down her throat ( ie kissing) . Slowly the potion goes down her throat, and she begins to open her eyes. Confused by the situation she doesn't know how to react.

Wasn't I dying she thought poisoned by my step sister left to die after the blast why do I feel as if I'm no longer injured. Looking around as much as she could without alarming the man she then saw a vile of gold, with just a little remaining potion in it. The shock she then received was near to much to bear ah high quality healing potion can cure most poisons but legendary. Why would my enemy waste such a thing on me, ah guess he values my beauty. Very well my sect left me for dead and he wasted such a potion on me so be it with but a thought she began to merge their dow energies, huh a weakling she gasped how did he survive. .. seeing a blue screen in front of him again he clicked yes without reading it, foolish thing to do. And... finally she felt a connection between her dow and his and slowly sat up. She then proceeded to kneel and kowtow witch shocked Edward because he was after all from America not Japan or other countries that might do that sort of greeting. After she finished she then proceeded to kiss edward. This action greatly shocked him having no real relations with women before he proceeded to stop her. This action puzzled her, why did my husband stop me from kissing him she then proceeded to kowtow in apology but was stopped by him again. You need not do that for me young lady I merely wished to save your life there hax been to much death today so I only did what I could since we are unrelated you may go about your business. Hearing this she then began to cry , why is she crying he thought but soon she answered his question through sobs. I thought you saved me because you desired my body, although weak your actions moved me and since you saved me I have already completed the marriage process. Wahhhhhh...... wahhhhh. You even connected our dow hearts wahhhh.... wahhhh...sobb. huh is kissing considered marriage in this country, wait the blue screen on boy why did I click yes. Arrgg, you need not cry dear I don't mind being married to you but this is my first day in this country and as as a cultivator dear. Sobb.,, really she questioned, but you appear to be 15 atleast and the dow hearts won't connect if one party is underage (15 here). Really I did not know I come from a far away land said Edward and did not start cultivating till today please believe me, uh miss um what is your name dear. Huh you don't know me she said almost questioning his sanity. Um as I said I just arrived here today dear. Oh slowly stopping her crying she seemed to believe him my name dear husband is Emily .. what's yours love. My name dear is Edward Hobbitz, Emily Hobbitz it is when we get to a city we will have to register. Ah ok dear so I imagine there will be others coming soon dear so I think we should leave quickly dear. Ok she said in a very husband decision making attitude witch would shock anyone that knew her before ,the holy witch of death. Hmm where did scarlet run off to and no sooner had he said that than he felt a chill down his spine, turning around he noticed Emily's harsh look, ahh don't misunderstand dear scarlet is my pet I just picked up today. Pet what is that do you mean summon dear, probably similar he thought allowed . Emily then noticed a small red blurred come out of nowhere and stand menacingly in front of edward as if protecting him. Growling at her it then proceeded to grow in size as it had and still was absorbing the blood essence of the dead in the area, it quickly turned the size of a full grown mastiff. Huh dear this... it's a blood wolf dear how I've never heard of one being summoned before. Edward then proceeded to pet scarlet and said calm down girl she is now with us apparently my wife and so scarlet then proceeded to shrink in size till back to her puppy size. Huh a changeable form oh dear my husband is sure capable for being weak. What do you mean dear, nothing she said with a slight smile. Well let's go around and check for storage rings dear then we will leave alright , 15 min later the 2 met and Edward took out the flying ship. Huh how do you have this dear she said dying him a little warily. Oh something I just happened to get today for saving an old man dear oh ok but before we get about 3 miles from a city we need to put this away. Ok love and they entered the ship.

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Welcome new master should I register these 2 as guests or prisoners said a nice female voice ahh what who said edward. I am this ship's air and the precise master already registered you as the captain of this ship, ah the old man hey, Emily's eye twitched a little dear show some respect dear that old man is atleast a quarter divinity if I'm guessing correctly so please don't call him that in public dear you'll be hung. Ahh understood love, um no need for them to be prisoners this one is my summon and this one is my wife. Ok done said the air, also my name is Betty sir. Very well betty can we head to a city please, which one said betty, and Emily spoke and said to the capital city about 4 miles from the city entrance, glancing at her with a weird look is this order acceptable master looking at Edward, he said yes I have no better idea than that and I see no reason not to trust my wife. Very well please head to the captain's quarters I will show you the way, and please get some rest it will take 3 days to get there so enjoy whoosh off the ship went. Poof a dust cloud landed in the area an angry looking lady emerged from the dust surveying the seen of battle arrrrrr it is true curse that woman allowing my daughter to die when she could have protected her, hmmm scanning the area with her dow energy she spotted some of her daughters blood. Strange this appears to have been poisoned, about.. 2 days ago, before the battle they useless traitors arrgg. Humf well where is my daughter's corpse I shall take her home... swirl a scene appeared before her which was of the young man approaching her daughter sword drawn cursed fool I'll kill him she screamed but the scene continued... ... haha all the way up to her kowtowing and accepting him as her husband. Very well daughter good luck this is where your connection with our sect ends dear but won't they be surprised if they find out she lived haha well off I go to raise hell and poof she was gone again.

3 days later they reached the market of 4 miles outside the capital city. With a buzzing sound in the ship betty said rise and shine we are here just outside the capital city. Thanks betty I'm going to be placing you inside the storage ring now don't want to draw to much attention. With that the three then began there walk towards the city gates. On the way Edward occasionally saw a carriage or two on the road, but what shocked him the most was what they were pulled by. Dear those are tamed beasts mostly just class 2 or 3s like the iron back buffalo there very sturdy and good for long halls. That there though is a golden mammoth class 4 beast and even usable in battles but would be wasteful they are very rare. Ahh yes dear thanks for the info. Approaching g the gate the guard eyed Edward but when he got to his wife he felt a chill go down his spine, one gold coin for entrance fee to the city he said and before Edward could pay Emily took out a gold coin from her pocket and handed it to the guard. They then passed through the gate, I could have paid said Edward to emily, it's best not to attract attention and unless you are a much more powerful cultivator dear don't show off that storage ring only class 5 or higher even have them unless there background is astounding. Understood dear, where should we go now dear Edward asked, well you should head to the adventurers guild dear and register, since you don't belong to a sect that's the next popular option dear she said, very well I'll listen to your advice. Near the city center Edward saw a large stone building that had a sign saying adventurers guild on it. He and emily and the pup then entered the building.

For some reason Edward thought people were looking at him as he entered but he soon realized that most were staring at his wife which slightly upset him but he didn't say anything as it was natural for men, and even some women to stare at beauties and he had to admit his wife was eye catching. Some though were looking at scarlet she seemed to be out of the ordinary realm of summons or tamed beasts. There was a fairly long line so Edward had to wait for a while before he got to the counter, where a big breasted buitifull girl with pointed ears was behind the counter, Edward's eyes then fell on her large and mostly exposed breasts, the legendary f cup he muttered to himself, he then felt a slight kick to his leg and he retracted his eyes and gazed apologetically to his wife. How many I help you today sir she said. I would like to register as an entry level adventurer he said so the lady then handed him a form to fill out... name, Edward hobbits, .. age 15...., job summoner, contracted pet blood wolf.., there all done he said the elf behind the counter then read over everything and when she got to summoner she seemed a little surprised, but when she read what his contracted beast was she near dropped the paperwork. Hmmm sir are you sure you made no mistakes, what do you mean I'm sure I filled in everything correctly he said to her, very well please come with me I will have to have my manager come and verify a couple of things. They then walked to a back room where she told them to wait for a minute. Dear did I do something wrong he said nervously looking very worried, no dear summoners amongst humans are rare and one other thing but I let you figure it out in a minute dear, very well guess I just have to wait he said. 5 minutes later a very anxious looking middle aged lady came through the door you young man are the human summoner registering as an adventurer... yes ma'am is there something wrong um not with being a summoner dear but my attendant clerk says you wrote down blood wolf for your summons correct.... ah yes I did is there anything wrong with that he asked. Um I wouldn't say wrong young one but one has never been contracted or tamed dear and I will need to see it personally before I can issue your card to your dear. Not understanding anything he goes and says but she is right here on my lap he said, the lady became startled but then looked toward the creature but sighed that dear is just a wolf pup not a blood wolf were going to have to give you a demerit for causing such CV h a ruckus in the guild with your tall tales, but before she could leave she suddenly felt a chill down her spine and a massive blood thrust from behind her. Scarlet was pissed she could understand human language and new her master was being doubted so she had left off his lap and began to grow back to the size of a mastiff and even released her newly acquired blood essences from that battlefield. Quickly the lady turned around prepared to fight whatever was threatening her but her legs soon gave way and she even peed herself what she was staring at now was considered a class 7 beast although small now but still very frightening. Scarlet calm down girl edward said and patted her fur to get her to calm down, she then began to shrink back down to puppy size and proceeded to lay on Edward's lap. Recovering from her momentary confusion she seemed even more puzzled and the next minute one thought occurred to her, sir is that a mutated blood wolf she asked. Edward responded saying yes is that a problem, um not by itself but we will register you know I apologize for doubting you sir she then left the room in a flash.

Fiona ( big breasted elf receptionist) said the lady as she left the room. Yes milady said fiona, due take proper care of the guests while I personally take care of his registration this is historic I might even get a promotion... also carefully of the pup it's actually a mutated blood wolf dear. What cried fiona in shock, he wasn't fibbing hey she said to herself as the lady went to her office to shower change and continue Edward's registration process. When she finished showering she had a staff member draw up the info for the I'd, all that's left is to put rank, let's see ah let's go rank three still lower tier but he should be capable enough with that summons of his so click and print an I'd similar to a driver's license was printed here let me take it to him now I do hope that fiona is taking good care of him. ... entering the door of the waiting room she could not believe her eyes the blood wolf was playing with fiona and what appeared to be the pup just playing with her boobs to boot, oh w,hat did I miss she thought to her self. Emily was staring daggers at scarlet but could do nothing and Edward was to busy googling the massive boobs about to fall out. Noticing the manager lady come in edward seemed to clear his mind, scarlet come here please and with one final pounce that did manage to knock loose the melons scarlet pounced over to edward with a smirk on her face. Fiona was bright red but she didn't notice Edward looking at her pink nipples though she did catch Emily's evil glare and a chill went down her spine. Quickly redressing her appearance she went to leave but emily stood in the doorway. The manager then went and handed edward his adventurers card, I have started you off as rank 3 please don't disappoint me I have also placed your home city as this city of Graceland so if you feel you need to change it you can do it later. Nope I'm good with that and thanks is that all I have to do miss um I did not catch your name, its mrs Poppins dear so if you need anything else talk to fiona here. The card has a connection with our bank so if you complete quests it will automatically go into your account it also stored information on you such as new skills and completed and failed quests. Thanks mrs poppins. Well dear let's head out I want to go check some missions, you go dear and take scarlet with you I have some things to discuss with these two. Very well dear.

As soon as the door closed the temperature in the room dropped drastically and poor fiona seemed to get the bulk of it. Mrs poppins asked um miss what can we do for you, first I will need my adventurers card reissued, um very well name please with a smirk she then said, maiden name Emily Darkcloud she said ,and both miss poppins and fiona seemed to freeze at this, um come again dear you said your name was, must I repeat myself said Emily rather coldly um no just that um never mind you said maiden name ma'am yes you can re issue the card as Emily Hobbitz and mrs poppins was even more shocked um but he was so weak dear how did you end up marrying a weakling like him and no sooner had she said that than mrs poppins felt a chill down her spine. Never insult my husband I don't care about the pup but if I hear such words from your mouth or anyone else's there will be consequences. Yes mrs hobbits I'll issue your card right away. Leave the elf here for a moment I won't kill her, and looking apologetically at fiona poppins left the room in a hurry. You know why I asked you to stay correct dear emily said with a grin, um not really mrs she said shivverrring. dont let those massive breasts out again in front of my husband i don't take kindly to those stealing what's mine dear and with that she withdrew her frosty aura for the poor elf was at her breaking point. That wasn't my fault said fiona still shivering and she recieved a very scary look in return, I know it's that stupid pup but if it had been your initiative I likely would have killed you. Mrs poppins now entered the room with Emily's new adventurers card and said here you go ma'am sorry for the trouble. Taking the card Emily then went to the job board area. Did you get everything settled dear yes I just had them reissue my adventure card since were husband and wife I felt it prudent to change my last name. Taking a mission appropriate for rank 3 herb gathering the two then left the adventurers guild...... .