--Are you Colesha, the [provisory ]goddess of [Love and War] - the older woman was looking throughout the papers as I nodded -- Uhmm, daughter of Aphrodite uh? You have it quite rough...I would love to help you to get a vacation but.... You know, Goddess of [Love and War] is a quite important and challenging post I'm afraid I can''t help you until goddess Aphrodite returns.
-Don't worry about that. Mother returned already and I'm sure she would be reaaaly happy to return to her post.-- I said with na extremely proud expression as I looked at the contorting bag at my side. Anya, the angel I was talking with lifted her eyebrow as she looked at the bag on my side.
-Well, I'm sure she's quite delighted indeed. Oh well since there aren't any more problens with your vacation request let's resume...
-You have 20000000 good karma points acumulated. You can exchange that for [a cruise for traveling the multiuniverse for a thousand years], [ a god resort in one of the major worlds], [ great exploration of the lowest lands of the demon world].... -- she talked for a reaaaaaly long time, and it was already getting bored-- .... and finally [ getting reincarnated in one of the mortal realms]
--Oh? You mean I can get reincarnated?-- Thats interesting! Even though I already explored a great part of the divine and lower realms in my short 200 thousand years of life as a born goddess I never got the chance to live in the mortal realms as many of the[ascended] Gods did.
-Yes. to reincarnate in a high intelligent being costs 1000 karma - Oh, thats really cheap!- Don't worry, if you die you'll come immediately to the great realms and go back to your divine realms. If you die before being twelve years old you can experience another reincarnathion for free however that only happens if your death was an accident, murder, or because of some illness. Oh, yeah, if you happen to ascend on godhood you have the option to assume a new identity as a God, however if you do that you'll lose your previous God power and titles.
So, if I ascend as a mortal even with the soul of a God I get to erase my powers and titles? This is wonderful!
-I'll get the reincarnation! - yes, this is certainly the best option!
-alright, another reincarnation one...-- the angel murmured--now you just need to answer some questions okay?What kind of world do you prefer?
-One of the main sword and sorcery where I can train both my body and magic.
-Any race you favored?
-one of the long living races. No human or dwarves please-- I mean, humans are so cliche and dwarves... I don't wanna to stay my first years in the world trapped inside a mountain without seeing the surface besides I'm a little claustropphobic...
--Appeareance?
-Random.
-Any preference of gender?
-Female...
-Okay... Now, abou your potential in magic: no karma for no potential, 100 karma for low potential, 500 karma for average potential, 1000 for above average, 10000 for genius, 50000 for super genious, 100000 for immortal and 1000000 for God level potential. Don't worry, as long as you have mana you can change your fate and evolve fast even if you have low potential.
-Do the mortal souls have to respond these kind of questionares too?
--Not really. Just those with enough accumulated karma try to exchange it for some benefices. Most pass hundreds of reincarnations accumulating enugh karma to get some advantages to try ascending... Well, but that only applies to the older souls that can at least keep some of their previous life memmories.
--Whatever. I'll get the God level potential. -- I AM trying to ascend fast anyway so better get the best I can.
-I see, a little surprising or not really if you take into account you're still a young goddess. Most of the older beings likes to get the lowest potential just for the challenge of it.Even though I think it'll not be a problem just remember: a God level potential means nothing if the soul is weak, same goes for the body... Now, about your body potential... It's the same system of the magc...
-I'll get the god level potential for this one too.
-Would you wish to keep your name?
-Oh, so that's possible too? Sure, I guess it'll be better this way since it's my first reincarnation and all.
-Would you like to keep your memories?
-Yes
-That'll be 5130279 karma.please read it and sign.
A small God screen appeared in front of me. After reading a long list of terms (including something about they not covering any damages or losses you may suffer after being eaten by a dragon) I signed it.
-Okay, the contract is signed. your reincarnation will occur tomorrow so until then you're free to do whatever you still need to do in the God's realm.
-Thank you!
I bowed to the Angel and prepared to go away with a broad smile on my face then...
--Whoa, Colesha!You here?
-Wha... Loki???
A handsome guy with black hair and mischievous eyes whose face I can't read appeared behind me. Loki was a God of the Demons realm who had a strange relationship with my older brother, they were great friends while in the God's school but for some reason they were always fighting and badmouthing each other now.
-Do you have any business here?-- he asked while messing with my hair. Really just because you're older and taller it doesn't means you can just mess my hair!-- Oh wait, this strange moving bag is?
-Oh, yeah. I came here to take some vacation. Hehehe I finally found that bi... I mean, my mother so I finally can stop being the [provisory Goddess of Love and War] now.
A protesting sound came out of my bag. I punched it.
-I see~So our little Colesha is free to do whatever she wants now?What are you going to do with the bag?
--I'm going to give it to stepfather.- As I said that the bag tried to flee but Loki conveniently took it while chanting a spell. Suddenly the bag stopped moving
--Thanks Loki. What did you do?
-Oh just a small trick~. You'll not have to worry about her trying to scape untill you give the bag to the Great God Thor.
Stolen novel; please report.
-Ah, that's sure convenient. Oh yeah, why are you here? It's rare to see you in the greater realms.
-Ah, I came to take some vacation too.
-Wah, again? Didn't you just come back from the great explorations of the lower realms just a hundred years ago?
-So it has been already a hundred years! Really a long time! I'm the god of trickery and chaos I can't just stay in one place for too long and while I really enjoy sparing~with your brother- Do you really call that spar? He's seriously trying to kill you!-- I enjoy much more traveling and bringing chaos to all the multiuniverse than staying in my Realm doing a thousand years worth of paperwork! Oh yeah, where are you going for vacations?
-I'm getting reincarnated in the mortal realms! You know, they have a pretty good program for reincarnations that even allows ascencion.
Loki look at me with widened eyes for a second and then he smiled.
-Reincarnation uh? That seems really interesting besides you're even plannig to ascend of all things! Really good idea.It1s not a very known fact but ascended gods tend to be much more powerful than those who were born Gods. For a mortal to ascend with a divine soul.... Really you're such scary goddess even though you're still a [provisory] one...
-Why do you think I'm doing that? It's all that woman's fault!- I kicked the bag really hard-- Who the hell goes missing just one day before their daughter's coming of age when she should had received her own Goddess [tittle]?She just disappeared leaving me with this [provisory ]tittle with no chance of gaining my own tittle before finding her!
Yeah, that b*ch mother of mine did just that. In the divine realms when a young god or goddess reachs adulthood at 180000 years they receive their own God[tittle]. This [tittle] is really important to a God since it's what will define his future realm and powers and is almost impossible to change it. I was really anxious to receive my tittle and finally be freed of that mother of mine however just one day before I received my tittle as a goddess.
I still remember that danm letter she left behind.
My Darling Colesha
You see mamma is sooo bored! Since mamma is one of the major Goddess of the universe she cant just go out and play for a long period of time. Last time I went playing was when I met your pappa~ Ah, those were really good times when we destroyed a universe or two~
As a major Goddess mamma hahas to leave a really capable substitute when she goes playing but finding one is soo dificcult!So you see, Mamma remembered that my darling daughter is going to have her adulthood cerimony tomorrow and since you're my own body and flash you're the perfect choice to act as my substitute! Iknow my capable darling can handle this job!
So for now you're the new Goddess of [love and war]. Mamma is going to travel for a while so be a good girl okay? No more than fouty of fifty boys till you get the gist of the job~
Love
your beautiful and lovely mamma
And then that danm message
You received a tittle: [provisory] Goddess of[ love and war]
[Provisory] Goddess of [Love and War]
You were chosen as the provisory goddess of love and war. As a provisory goddess you can't use the full power of a goddess of [Love and War] until you're promoted to a full goddess. A fifth of the power that Goddess Aphrodite will be transfered to you as long as you keep the tittle. Great affinity with light magic. Great affinity with darkness magic. Effect of the magic [charm] triples. You can gain strenght for causing war or pairing couples.
This tittle cannot be removed
After that I passed the next twenty thousand years alternating between my work as the substitute - for one of the Major Goddess and searching for that irresponsible mother of mine. Finnaly last week I succeded: I found that danm woman in a cruise with a newbie God (her new lover) in one of the most famous spots for Gods going sightseeing. Of course after that I made sure to capture her and taking all her chances of escaping~
--Yeah, Aphrodite really made a number of you. Well, just see the good side of it you got to experience what being a major goddess means and now you're actually going into a vacation to get stronger and ascend to get a stro.ng [tittle]. If you had a normal coming of age you wouldn't be doing that.
-Well, that's true....-- I felt as if that bag suddenly got full of herself even though she's completely still.-- But that doesn't mean I'll forgive her and not handding her to stepfather.
--Ah, that should be so interesting!Maybe I should go with you...
--Eh?Weren't you going to take vacations? You sould go talk with the angels there besides it won't be a pretty show fufufufu-- Yeah me and stepfather will thoroughly deal with her~
--Boring, and I was soo going to enjoy that!But well I guess arranging my vacations really takes precedence.I have to be fast before that subordinate of mine discovers...
Oh, so he really is running from his responsabilities.
--Well, I'm going now. Bye Loki! Take some good vacations!
-Yeah yeah, bye little girl.
I took the bag and went running. Now was the time to look for big brother and stepfather.
***
'Reincarnation huh? That might be fun" Loki the God of [trickery and Chaos] was ithinking while he observed the beautiful woman with a big and strange bag running.
He smiled
'I guess it's decided then"
-Excuse-me little angel~ May I trouble you for a moment?