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The great Patatoe king

The great Patatoe king

 John was known by some as the Beast king. He was of Filipino descent and he was a really really closed up guy. There was this strange invisible wall which made it hard to approach him. He was betrayed by all his really really close friends(the other kings of humanity).John suicided when the closest thing that he had a crush which he never understood that she loved him although he said it multiple times in his monologues that he isn't dense and his crush actually betrayed him. She actually sided with the demon army which was a really bad thing like the other humanity kings did and it broke Johns heart so HARD. How can she take the only road to survival? She actually offered John an opportunity to join her so they could live together but how could our pure beast king join her.

 Now after John suicided he is prepared for the end of everything around him because he is having the sweet release of death but wait, actually wait he is revived. John opens his eyes after death and the first thing that he watches is his class teacher which helped him to escape, like a lot of other did but the teacher was hot and sexy so how could dear John not remember her.

 The first thing that John the legendary monster king does is to hug the teacher and cry like a 5-year-old when you steal his candy, which means that he cried a lot for no reason and made a huge stupid scene. The teacher which should be disgusted by this even if she could remember her past life because a simple act of kindness to be taken advantage like this would make any women angry she actually likes it. I fear that it actually was no superstar model that changed the teachers' mind or some alien charm, it was the godly ability of plot armor which was soooooo strong.

 And after a few moment or hours or anything which me the lazy author did not specify John meets another of humanity kings. She is the rageful queen whose brother John the potato king killed but no she did not come for revenge. She actually comes to help the monster king John to survive the apocalypse.

 *Oh my god this plot armor is so fucking strong.*A fly said but no one understood it because no one can understand what flies say except other flies. Interesting right.

 Let us not get out of plot now right, she comes and tells the monster master John that she killed her boyfriend and is now near the mc to protect him because her boyfriend like the rest of the humanity heroes did something that might help humanity survive and joined the demon army.

 Now let us not get out of point again because this is being repetitive a microbe exclaimed. How can someone except the mc and the heroine which is 17 years old to be rational? They went through the apocalypse which makes someone so hot blooded because they kill things while being cool and that truly makes people go crazy. How the microbe could think still is a mystery!

 The great potato king takes the message and understands that he is not alone in this world. In three days that he has left from the apocalypse that killed most of the humans in earth he goes into a 3 day super human training plan which was so genius that it made a normal 17-year-old Filipino boy able to even kill a monster which a trained soldier has a hard time against and he did that with a knife too, my bouncing fat body needs to know that secret a cat meowed.

 Now our protagonist is going to enter school because there were a lot of amazing loot drops which were rare everywhere else, I mean it is the protagonist school and the sexy teacher is there too so the plot armor needs to secure a reason so our hero can save his teacher and our author can fulfill his dirty fantasies a bird exclaimed.

 John the Filipino potato king enters school and takes from his bag a lot of knives which he secretly arms in huge secrecy while being under the eye of the whole class because of the accident that he made with the teacher but he is the hero so he can do that, no fucks given by the author. Now it was an important subject, it was not some math which needs a small amount of attention it was the civil education class which needs a lot of attention because it is really really important. Now our amazing monster king takes two Beretta pistols out 1 min from the start of the apocalypse because it adds a lot of coolness factor for all those 12-year-old Naruto fans out there.

*Omg the main character should have done some serious ninja training to do that without anyone noticing or it might be America where no one cares, they will just think that it is another normal school shooting* an unimportant side character that will never be remembered said.

Now the time came and the rageful queen came in by no reason to our hero's school because she is secretly in love with the guy that killed her brother.

After some big booms because apocalypse came and let us come with a big boom Apocalypse thought.

Our perfectly normal looking hero now with 2 Beretta pistols in his hands which made no one scream and yes this is Filipines, tells the class teacher which was writing on the dark board but for plot, reasons was teleported in front of the door so our monster king could say a few truly cool lines which made all the plot holes worth it.

The door opens and looks what comes out of it, it is a highly dangerous monster 4 feet tall with a kid like strength but wields a short sword which made our mc warn everyone to stay away from the door.How could anyone even dodge this monster attack without being 5 meters away from it? The students can not help but wonder then, our monster king shots three times this poor goblin on the head with bullseye accuracy from 3 meters away on the head which was a huge overkill but no one cared for that.Which cool hero made for 12-year-old naruto loving fans even cares for wasted movements while he was surviving the monster apocalypse for years.They even find it strange when the death rate for going on a mission with this dumb shit is 60% because the author will only protect the mc and his harem.

Now everyone is wondering how could the mc hit the bullseye from a 3-meter distance while being prepared for the monster to come and knowing its characteristics.Now everyone might be thinking how the mc did it but actually, the mc inherited this op skill which the other time travel did not inherit although they got the same circumstances.How can you stop the power of plot armor dear gents?

Now our heroes are doing a great job by waiting countless bullets o kill weak monsters and even going into melee range while being super weak so they can compete with each other. They dominate weak monsters that have only melee range attacks and then compete with each other for who gets the most melee kills cuz they are important in cs: go.I can actually have my internet glory for a full 10 min for that thing and if I can catch it in a video I will have that glory for even longer. OMG, that is exciting.Now let us not get sidetracked and let us continue to describe the story.

The heroes just found a level 2 monster place which is super powerful and holds a crystal which gives you strong items to survive the apocalypse.The logical thing is to call your teammates or to retreat but it is not cool.Naruto fans do not like not cool things.Let us keep the novel real right.

This level 2 spider is actually quite strong but the drawback is that it has poor sight and poor hearing and it relies on its web to sense its surroundings.Burning the web would practically leave it blind but let us stop using logic and let us use super strunk naruto logic.

The heroine hits it with an ak-47 modern version but it actually does nothing to its carapace so our hero has the smart idea to hit it with Berettas in a single place so it gets hurt and gives the hero an opening. Josh, you are so smart, it was guarding against you the whole time because it has poor hearing and sight and it relies on its web to make sense of its surroundings which are conveniently not near where you fight.Our hero while using his self-created movement technique to fool the opponents poor eyesight although it does not even matter because it is not even focusing on you rushes toward the monster and splits its abdomen.It could be faster if he rushed in a straight line if the enemy can not even see but it is not cool so let's cancel that.

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Most spiders would die if their abdomen is split and their insides are falling our but our hero has to put a grenade inside the spider abdomen and run fast enough so he does not get caught in the explosion.The mc is 5 meters away and the heroine is 6 meters away but both of them lose vision and hearing from a grenade which exploded inside a giant spiders abdomen.

*For fuck's sake author can't you make some fucking research.The fucking exploding force of the grenade is not the main damage dealer the shards damage you and if the carapace is strong enough that modern AK bullets only scratch it then it can hold the pieces of the grenade.Even if the fucking shell is soft on the inside the heroes would be fucked because the shards would kill them or leave them with a serious injury.Let us use naruto logic again, what is the main damage dealer is naruto movies from grenades? It is the fucking explosion and that is real in reality too right? Author gives zero fucks anyway, like how lazy cna he even be.* the strange thoughts of a rageful reader were suddenly heard.

lease of death but wait, actually wait he is revived. John opens his eyes after death and the first thing that he watches is his class teacher which helped him to escape, like a lot of other did but the teacher was hot and sexy so how could dear John not remember her.

 The first thing that John the legendary monster king does is to hug the teacher and cry like a 5-year-old when you steal his candy, which means that he cried a lot for no reason and made a huge stupid scene. The teacher which should be disgusted by this even if she could remember her past life because a simple act of kindness to be taken advantage like this would make any women angry she actually likes it. I fear that it actually was no superstar model that changed the teachers' mind or some alien charm, it was the godly ability of plot armor which was soooooo strong.

 And after a few moment or hours or anything which me the lazy author did not specify John meets another of humanity kings. She is the rageful queen whose brother John the potato king killed but no she did not come for revenge. She actually comes to help the monster king John to survive the apocalypse.

 *Oh my god this plot armor is so fucking strong.*A fly said but no one understood it because no one can understand what flies say except other flies. Interesting right.

 Let us not get out of plot now right, she comes and tells the monster master John that she killed her boyfriend and is now near the mc to protect him because her boyfriend like the rest of the humanity heroes did something that might help humanity survive and joined the demon army.

 Now let us not get out of point again because this is being repetitive a microbe exclaimed. How can someone except he mc and the heroine which is 17 years old to be rational? They went through the apocalypse which makes someone so hot blooded because they kill things while being cool and that truly makes people go crazy. How the microbe could think still is a mystery!

 The great potato king takes the message and understands that he is not alone in this world. In three days that he has left from the apocalypse that killed most of the humans in earth he goes into a 3 day super human training plan which was so genius that it made a normal 17-year-old Filipino boy able to even kill a monster which a trained soldier has a hard time too and he did that with a knife too, my bouncing fat body needs to know that secret a cat meowed.

 Now our protagonist is going to enter school because there were a lot of amazing loot drops which were rare everywhere else, I mean it is the protagonist school and the sexy teacher is there too so the plot armor needs to secure a reason so our hero can save his teacher and our author can fulfill his dirty fantasies a bird exclaimed.

 John the Filipino potato king enters school and takes from his bag a lot of knives which he secretly arms in huge secretively while being under the eye of the whole class because of the accident that he made with the teacher but he is the hero so he can do that, no fucks given by the author. Now it was an important subject, it was not some math which needs a small amount of attention it was the civil education class which needs a lot of attention because it is really really important. Now our amazing monster king takes two Beretta pistols out before 1 min from the start of the apocalypse because it adds a lot of coolness factor for all those 12-year-old Naruto fans out there.

*Omg the main character should have done some serious ninja training to do that without anyone noticing or it might be America where no one cares, they will just think that it is another normal school shooting* an unimportant side character that will never be remembered said.

Now the time came and the rageful queen came in by no reason to our hero's school because she is secretly in love with the guy that killed her brother.

After some big booms because apocalypse came and let us come with a big boom Apocalypse thought.

Our perfectly normal looking hero now with 2 Beretta pistols in his hands which made no one scream and yes this is Filipines, tells the class teacher which was writing on the dark board but for plot, reasons was teleported in front of the door so our monster king could say a few truly cool lines which made all the plot holes worth it.

The door opens and looks what comes out of it, it is a highly dangerous monster 4 feet tall with a kid like strength but wields a short sword which made our mc warn everyone to stay away from the door. How could anyone even dodge this monster attack without being 5 meters away from it? The students can not help but wonder then, our monster king shots three times this poor goblin on the head with bull's eye accuracy from 3 meters away on the head which was a huge overkill but no one cared for that.Which cool hero made for 12-year-old naruto loving fans even cares for wasted movements while he was surviving the monster apocalypse for years. They even find it strange when the death rate for going on a mission with this dumb shit is 60% because the author will only protect the mc and his harem.

Now everyone is wondering how could the mc hit the bull's eye from a 3-meter distance while being prepared for the monster to come and knowing its characteristics. Now everyone might be thinking how the mc did it but actually, the mc inherited this op skill which the other time travel did not inherit although they got the same circumstances. How can you stop the power of plot armor dear gents?

Now our heroes are doing a great job by waiting countless bullets o kill weak monsters and even going into melee range while being super weak so they can compete with each other. They dominate weak monsters that have only melee range attacks and then compete with each other for who gets the most melee kills because they are important in cs: go. I can actually have my internet glory for a full 10 min for that thing and if I can catch it in a video I will have that glory for even longer. OMG, that is exciting. Now let us not get sidetracked and let us continue to describe the story.

The heroes just found a level 2 monster place which is super powerful and holds a crystal which gives you strong items to survive the apocalypse. The logical thing is to call your teammates or to retreat but it is not cool. Naruto fans do not like not cool things. Let us keep the novel real right.

This level 2 spider is actually quite strong but the drawback is that it has poor sight and poor hearing and it relies on its web to sense its surroundings. Burning the web would practically leave it blind but let us stop using logic and let us use super strunk naruto logic.

The heroine hits it with an ak-47 modern version but it actually does nothing to its carapace so our hero has the smart idea to hit it with Berettas in a single place so it gets hurt and gives the hero an opening. Josh, you are so smart, it was guarding against you the whole time because it has poor hearing and sight and it relies on its web to make sense of its surroundings which are conveniently not near where you fight. Our hero while using his self-created movement technique to fool the opponents poor eyesight although it does not even matter because it is not even focusing on you rushes toward the monster and splits its abdomen. It could be faster if he rushed in a straight line if the enemy can not even see but it is not cool so let's cancel that.

Most spiders would die if their abdomen is split and their insides are falling our but our hero has to put a grenade inside the spider abdomen and run fast enough so he does not get caught in the explosion. The mc is 5 meters away and the heroine is 6 meters away but both of them lose vision and hearing from a grenade which exploded inside a giant spiders abdomen.

*For fuck's sake author can't you make some fucking research. The fucking exploding force of the grenade is not the main damage dealer the shards damage you and if the carapace is strong enough that modern AK bullets only scratch it then it can hold the pieces of the grenade. Even if the fucking shell is soft on the inside the heroes would be fucked because the shards would kill them or leave them with a serious injury. Let us use naruto logic again, what is the main damage dealer is naruto movies from grenades? It is the fucking explosion and that is real in reality too right? Author gives zero fucks anyway, like how lazy can he even be.* the strange thoughts of a rageful reader were suddenly heard.

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