I believe an introduction is in order. A good looong introduction. My name is Zark. If you find that wierd, there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for that. I am an orphan ....... well thats it. So at the age of 8, i got a unique oppurtunity to change my name, and you could probably guess where i am going with it. The sisters at the orphanage tried their best to change my mind, but I am the sort of person who likes to do the exact opposite of what they are told. After days of crying and hunger strikes I finally go my way. The name is super cool, so I thought back then, but who could have guessed the trouble it was gonna bring me. Well I would blame the sisters who tried to convince me of not taking the name. If they hadn't insisted so much on me not taking the name, I would have probably picked a better name. This lead to me being the number the number one target of bullying. Believe me, it doesn't get better.
Many of the times when you are asked to evaluate themselves, people get stuck from the start, but not me. I am a person who can make swift judegement, without any bias or sterotypes. Heres a small summary about me : I have almost the perfect height of about 168cm ( bit short ), skin as white as snow ( pale from not going out), with a really good physique without stupid ugly boulders all over the body some people call muscles ( skinny ). I find my mind a beautiful and wonderous place and the truth be told and I am really witty, but most people dont get it. I am so funny that most of the time I crack my self up ( weirdo with a creepy grin ....... when alone ). I am seriously smart and have a photographic memory ( actuallly serious ), nothing very useful. Compared to my charms, that doesn't account for much.
Enough about me. This winter I turned 16 and I moved to an apartment of my own. Well I am a an genius after all so I thought my self a bit of programming and I debug some programs online, and earn a comfortable income. Its a pretty comfortable apartment. Its has a kitchen, a bedroom, a living room, a small balcony like area, and best of all i got it all to myself. Sixteen comes with freedom, but best of all now I can enter Eternia, the seond world.
I go the machine near the bed, lay on the bed, and place the helmet ( headgear for the VR machine ) on my head. I am exited and nervous at the same time since it is the first time I am gonna log on to Eternia. I hear a ' cling ' sound and the next second I find myself in a white room with a gorgeous beauty infront of me.
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" Welcome new user to Eternia. My name is Racheal and I will guide you for the entry to Eternia. Please free to ask me if you are having any doubts or confusions. "
Well I do not talk to real people much, but I consider myself a very smooth talker towards, you know, not people. If I apply my interacting skill and some tips from ' how to land girls ' magazine, I am sure I can make this beautiful artificially intelligent lady infront of me to give me a good class. She seems the sophisticated type, so according to the magazine I should go for the aggrasive persona.
" Hey babe, why don't you give me a good class fast so that we get to know each other intimately if you know what i mean < wink > "
Pretty pleased with myself on the execution part.
" Excuse me ? "
She's completely dazed , now time to unleash the bad boy
" Stop wasting my time bi**h, com'mon I ain't got all day "
She's speechless. Thank you ' how to land girls ' magizine. Combined with my mixture of different manly styles, she's probably blown away.
" What is your name sir? "
She asks with an angelitic smile. BOO YA BABY! I should've tried to pick up girls much earlier.
" Zarks ma name "
" You **%%$#@$$ #%^^#%^% %$^^ $##^^ &%$##^ &&^$ 8&^^ *&^$$%^ **^%%"
............................. On the bright side i learned a couple of new words today . And i learned that NPCs come inbuilt with a whole lot of swears. NOTE TO MYSELF - dont engage with a NPC in a swearing competition.
" Zark congratulations, I am gonna give a special class, which hasnt been seen in centuries in Eternia for centuries. You get a random appearance and will get exported into a random city. Please enjoy Eternia < scary evil grin > "
Now i am confused, I just got a super rare class, probably unique. Did i score or not, or was that her being a bad girl or something. Girls are really complicated, even the artificial ones.
A bright flash appeared out of nowhere. I struggle to open my eyes and I see a message pop up
WELCOME TO ETERNIA