One day, my eyes blacked out, as well as my bodily functions. Everything went off for a while, before I woke up to the hymns of a distraught goblin? An ugly friend for an ugly me, I have become a morphling, inside of a dungeon. With hairless skin akin to a plucked chicken, full of wrinkles like a sphynx cat, and with wide-set large red eyes, to a disproportionate head of a big forehead and a weak chin. I might’ve become repulsive and tiny, but I’ll try to escape this dungeon with my new friend!