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The World's Shittiest God

The World's Shittiest God

"Hello? Anyone there?" A weak voice shouted out from the darkness.

"Yes! I'm here, come to my voice!" A response equally as loud was heard from a ball of light in the distance.

"Please...I'm so scared." The voice was trembling as if it was coming from someone on the verge of tears.

"Ack-!" The voice from the light suddenly called out followed by a spray of blood.

"NOOOOOO!" everything went silent with that ear splitting scream.

"Wah!" A boy awoke in a sweat as if he just ran an hour long marathon.

"Oh im home, it must be that same stupid nightmare I keep having over and over again. Who is that guy and that kid anyways?" I exclaimed as I woke from that terrible nightmare I keep having every night.

Oh, you're probably wondering where the narrator went? Well lets just say I'm taking over from here on out! My name is Jay, I'm a 16 year old boy that lives in the main town of Yarkon City. I have silver hair and black eyes and as far as i can tell I was just born that way. Today is July 5th, 2191 KT. In other words, it's my birthday today and I doubt my parents would forget that as they are the "Happy" bunch.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BEAUTIFUL SON!" My mother loudly announces herself as she bursts into my room.

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"Ah shit mom! I think you just burst my eardrum!" It's true I think my ears are bleeding now.

"Sorry son, you know how your mom gets when special events come around." My dad came in right behind my mom to explain her actions but at this point it seems like I hear the same thing over and over, sort of like a broken record that has been playing for 10 hours straight. Both of my parents look completely different from me, My mom has black hair and light green eyes and has lighter skin. While my dad on the other hand looks kind of like a detective from an American Cop TV Show with a five o' clock shadow and thick glasses. His hair is brownish with hazel eyes and a mixed skin tone.

"Son, now that you are 16 you basically unlocked the doors to life! You start thinking of girls and weird things are happening to your body that you might not comprehend like your d-" I shoved my hand in my dad's face.

"Don't you even dare think about finishing that sentence, I'm already on the verge of barfing from everything happening so fast." I looked over and my mom looks like she wants to practically explode

"Mom, you look like you want to say something?" She quickly jumped on my side, hugging me non stop.

"Oh nothing! Just I can't believe my boy has finally gotten old enough to compete in his first power exhibition match just like my dad when the blackout ended." My mom calmed down a bit and walked over to let light into my room.

"Son I want you to get dressed so we can make this your best birthday ever because today you get your STYL." I looked over at my mom and I've never seen her look so determined in my life.

"Well my birthday already started with a bang so might as well finish with one." I jumped up in excitement as I've been waiting for this day ever since I was a little boy. 

"Uh, son?" My eyes darted over to my dad as he called me.

"I don't wanna rain on your parade but you don't have any pants on." My face quickly turned bright pink.

"GET OUT!" Oh brother, this day can not get any worse.

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