Greg had just ended the world. With a gun to his head from extraterrestrial life, it wasn’t a great day from him. From spilling his coffee on his shirt, to running over the neighbors cat, and being transported onto the ship of 2 headed lizard-people, the day was quite terrible.

Of course, for the trillions of lifeforms living on Earth, it was quite a lot worse. From river civilizations, to theocratic states, to just plain terrible patches of land people built a house on, all of it ended because a bunch of drunk lizardmen decided it would be funny to make a guy end the entirety of human civilization.

Greg, after being forced to deal with the fact he ended billions of years of evolution, quite normally had his entire mental state begin to break down. He realised he would never get to eat bread again. Or see a funny video on his phone, or see a dog, or stand in his house, or sleep in his bed…

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Greg was kind of an asshole. But to be fair, most people are very selfish. Especially when despite billions of people dying, Greg, the person who caused said dying, wasn't going to sleep on his nice memory foam mattress he spent 500 dollars on. Truly, it was a terrible day.

In a very different circumstance, halfway across the galaxy, 7 Lizardmen were currently being charged with Planetary destruction, disruption of an emerging civilization, kidnapping, drunk spacefaring, and about 13 other charges. This was being done through the robot G’ezftghjans’ers, which was a Trans-g’ezftghjans society.

So with his planet destroyed, Greg broke down crying and the Lizardmen were eventually convicted and imprisoned. Greg was sent to a place where he got to live out his wildest fantasies.

the end.