I fought against the gods of Asgard with my comrades, the Jötnars. Now that I think about it, It was a stupid anger-filled idea. So this is how I die, with Heimdallr's sword in my chest and left with nothing but ruined pride, but hey, atleast I get to bring him to Helheim with me. As I close my eyes, I remember how fun it was to fuck with the other gods, but there was never a dull moment, well, atleast until they tied me up against a rock and drip venom on me. But nevertheless it was a fun life. 

To my surprise, I woke up in what seemed to be what humans called a 'Hospital'. As I looked around I noticed that my entire body was tiny, like an infant's. "Is this Helheim? Weird. Wasn't it supposed to be a wasteland full of depressing pieces of shits?" I thought to myself. As I further analyzed my current situation, a human woman opened the door to the room, entered, and sat beside my bed. That's when it hit me. "I'm in Midgard, and I'm a human infant. Well, shit." 

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This is unheard of, No one told me that after you died you would turn into a human. No, wait,  maybe this really is Hel, and this is my punishment. "No, this can't be." I thought. After a few minutes, I managed to calm down and accepted my fate. Perhaps Yggdrasil has given me another chance, to live a life I have always wanted to live, in peace. In that case, I shall live this short life my way as much as I can.

16 YEARS LATER

"Honey, wake up and eat your breakfast or you're going to be late for school."

"Coming." I said whilst yawning and stretching my arms.

My new name is Henry Howe C. Wyrm. It's been 16 years since I've been reborn. So far, life has been pretty enjoyable, napping is probably my favorite hobby. Magic is still a thing in this world and me, being a former god who had pretty much mastered the ways of the arcane, I was really good at it here as well, despite my lack in mana. School has been really boring, everything they teach, I already know. So every single day I nap, and nap, and nap. Because of this, I come to a realization,

This is really fucking boring.