int. MARIA’S BEDROOM – NIGHT 24
Maria in wife beater and unbuttoned jeans she is buttoning is looking in a mirror, JoJo in just undies steps up behind her hugging her, kissing her neck.
JOJO
Oh my kitty kitty luv bug. That was steamy steam. Almost better then my blade gutting a piggy pig, or the blood covering my breasts when I killed that douche Manuel last year
Maria looks at her askance then sighs.
MARIA
I told you Jo, don’t love me. I’m broken, damaged goods.
JOJO
I know you dig my ocean but whatever is clever is the yoyo string on a pull.
Jojo leans in.
jojo (cont’d)
And you ain’t broken. You are the strongest woman I’ve ever known.
Maria rolls her eyes.
Maria
All I ever see is her face, bloody, dying. I won’t be a victim. I refuse to see any more little girls told they are nothing.
Jojo
You will never be a victim Maria Salvatore. You are too damn mean for that. And I love who I want to love, not saying that’s what this is, not sure your worthy of the Jojo love.
Jojo winks. Jojo catches Spence standing at door looking at them with a smile. JoJo growls.
JOJO
What the fuck hole are you doing Spence?
He smiles wider.
SPENCE
Love you too poopsy. But hold your panties in a cream bath JoJo I’m just trying to take in a beautiful moment when very few of those left in what’s gonna be coming at us.
MARIA
What’s spinning in those marbles Spence ?
SPENCE
Get dressed, we have serious throne building talky talks.
Spence leaves room.
JOJO
One of these days I’m gonna have to carve him a second smile.
Maria laughs.
MARIA
Please, I know you and him are two peas in a pod. And don’t think I don’t know you all occasionally do each other.
JoJo laughs.
JOJO
Hey, I sometimes need the sausage in my pizza, what can I say.?
25 INT. LIVING ROOM – NIGHT 25
Maria leans against a couch with JoJo now dressed as always picking her nails with her blade. Spence looks at both nerves jangling his sweat.
MARIA
Ok Spence enough diddle daddling, let your lips start pushing air. Is Scarsezzi reading leaflets in a burning pyre or no?
SPENCE
Oh yea, Ghost did her delio, Scarsezzi is no longer in this puppet show. But the Mad Dog showed up and punched her ticket in the doing. The Ghost is pushing daisies.
JOJO
OH, so sad, sad on top of the word sad, which is sad, like as if you spelled the word Sad as you said Sad. She was a fucking artist, a fucking maestro of well maestro type stuff.
MARIA
We get it JoJo. That isn’t all Spence ?
SPENCE
Unfortunately no. We have larger problems. The ninja jig is gone by the wayside. My boy Johnny got pinched by Mad Dog at Morelli’s order. He spilled the beans in the enchilada, the cheese in the tortilla
Maria growls.
spence (cont’d)
Sorry, was trying to keep up with JoJo’s non-sensical. Morelli knows it’s us killing bosses.
MARIA
Wasn’t it you that told me Johnny would never give us up? That he was a steel trap, a never opening lock box with secrets?
Spence looks uncomfortable.
SPENCE
I hadn’t counted on Morelli using Mad Dog McGregor. That man makes JoJo look like a catholic priest without the little kid fondling.
JOJO
I resent that comparison Spence. I’ve gutted several catholic priests, specifically for the bad touchy touch you mentioned. That Father Thomas over on 5th street touched my little cuz Joey…..
MARIA
Enough of you two carnival street barking.
SPENCE
Never fear boss, I got more birdies in Morelli’s camp. I’ll be hearing their tweet tweets soon.
MARIA
It changes shit and shinola. WE ARE GOING TO TAKE MORELLI THE FUCK OUT!!!!!! He’s between me and the throne. A crown of blood is what’s gonna top my head before this road is done.
JOJO
I’ll fucking gut him twice, three times. I’ll wrap his fucking intestines around his own god damn throat then gut him again, and cut his fucking cock off and make him eat it, slowly, a bite at a fucking time.
SPENCE
Colorful. I’m with ya boss till the train pulls in the last station.
MARIA
We have some things to do first though. Morelli is the end road. We need a new base to get our Machiavellian on. Spence?
Spence
I have an idea, would be delicious in it’s irony, but we’d have to take a direct hand as I only got 4 soldiers left to help and he will have protection.
Maria contemplates then looks at Jojo.
Maria
Is what I asked you to do ready to go yet?
Jojo looks nervous and shakes her head.
Jojo
They won’t be ready till the end of the week but yes, the dolls are happening, was a fuck hard piss to find as many as we needed and then having them trained off the grid, but to keep them off the grid there is no contact, we have a pre-planned meet but for this job were on our own.
Maria smiles.
Maria
We’re going to shake this world of man and show them what women can do.
She winks at Jojo.
Maria (cont’d)
In meantime us and 4 soldiers can get done what needs getting done. They think they have me cornered, but a cornered bitch is at her most dangerous. And if I know Spence I have an inkling what he has planned and I’m gonna want to get my hands dirty on this one.
Spence nods.
Spence
Needs must when the Devil is peddling the Big Wheel.
Jojo looks at him perplexed.
Jojo
Big wheel?
Spence sighs.
Spence
You don’t know what a fucking Big Wheel is? My father had one from when he was a kid, I rode that thing everywhere, terrorized the neighborhood throughout my youth, just me and my Big Wheel.
They both are looking at him in confusion.
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Spence
Fuck you both, my pop culture references are wasted on you. Let’s get to it.
They all smile.
Maria
Yes, lets.
26 INT. BurDuchi’s residence – NIght 26
Burduchi is in a gaudy robe mixing a drink at a portable bar in his bedroom. He puts drink down and lifts a mirror with a bunch of coke on it and a short straw. He starts snorting when a half naked woman drapes over one shoulder and another over his other shoulder, both eagerly looking at the coke. One reaches around him and turns the music up on a stereo system next to the bar. It’s a slow rock ballad. He does another line then lets the girls go at it. He picks up his drink then walks over to the bed laying down and watching the girls snort coke.
Burduchi
Bring the blow and yourselves over here.
Both of the girls giggle then walk over with the small mirror and put it on bed along with themselves,(A Muffled Gunshot from in the house), Trixie looks nervous and immediately kisses Burduchi and puts her hand down low, grabbing his cock.
Burduchi
Oh my my, you certainly know where a man’s heart is.
He laughs.
Burduchi (cont’d)
What’s your names again?
They start to answer.
Burduchi
Nevermind I’m going to call you Mixie and Trixie.
The girls nod.
Mixie
Sure babe, your paying, call us whatever sugars your lips
trixie
Double down on what she says. How about we do some more coke than you give us some of that old man cock Big Poppa.
Burduchi pushes them off and gets up on his knees looking at them.
Burduchi
Did you just call me old you fucking whore?
Mixie puts a hand on his arm.
Mixie
She didn’t mean it sugar plum, she was just saying we both want that man meat in our holes.
Trixie pushes the small mirror with coke on it towards him.
Trixie
What she said. I mean we are 20 and you are in your 40’s but i can call it Daddy cock if that’s more a turn on to ya.
Mixie nods.
Mixie
Much better, don’t you think? I mean you are old enough to be our daddy, so fitting and sexy, and dirty. Don’t you like dirty Daddy?
Burduchi
Still fucking sounds like your calling me old.
Mixie takes his hand and puts on her bare breast.
Mixie
Not at all doll. I mean younger guys do have their uses. They are really intense and can go multiple times and well, their rods are always hard
She sees his face storming.
mixie (cont’d)
…but you old guys have your advantages too, right?
She looks at Trixie.
Trixie
Sure, like once you get it up, though without a pill that sometimes takes a while, but once you get those old bones moving, you fuck us way better.
Mixie nods.
Mixie
Fuck yea, so good lollypop. You old men like it dirty, I almost never have to talk you guys into fucking me in the ass. Your usually right on that shit, no pun intended, though that might also say something about your maybe wanting to fuck a guy instead of a woman.
Trixie
I always wondered that, like guys that are so quick to want to do you in the bum, whether maybe, you know?
Burduchi looks at them in shock, swipes the mirror with coke off bed, steps up to his bedside dresser, reaches in and pulls out a gun, both girls start scooting on to other side of bed.
Burduchi
I don’t know whether to just shoot you on basic principle, feel sorry for you for being two of the dumbest fucking whores I’ve ever met or back again to where I started, shooting you, to save the world from your idiocy at the very least.
The girls back away.
burduchi (cont’d)
Your only saving grace are those tits, damn nice tits. But then again, there are always more breasts.
He raises the gun when his bedroom door slams open and in comes JoJo with a silenced pistol in her hand and she immediately shoots Burduchi in the shoulder of the arm holding the gun making him scream and drop the gun. The girls grab their clothes and run behind JoJo. JoJo steps over and turns the music down and you hear a couple gun shots from out in the house.
Mixie
Thank God, we thought we were going to have to actually fuck this degenerate.
Trixie nods.
Trixie
Then we thought he was gonna kill us. We want a bonus JoJo.
Burduchi looks up from ground holding his bloody shoulder and looking at all of them
Burduchi
Who the fuck are you?
His eyes grow wide as he gets a good look at her.
burduchi (cont’d)
Hey wait, aren’t you the pussy licking nigger that hangs out with…
Jojo
Shut the fuck up. You’d be dead already if someone didn’t want to have a word first.
And right on cue Maria and Spence both come in, Spence covered in blood but Maria looking perfectly clean, both with pistols capped with silencers. Spence was looking at Maria like he was angry. Maria looks at the scene and sees everything, then glances and sees Spence’s face.
Maria
Are you still flipping a wig over it?
JoJo looks perplexed.
Jojo
What is he mad about?
Spence looks like it’s a joke she had to ask. He motions towards himself covered in blood and Maria clean as a whistle.
Spence
Look at me, then look at her. Why the fuck am I covered in blood looking like I toddled out of a Stephen King flick and she’s Ms. Princess clean like she just strolled through a park, even you got blood on you JoJo. We just killed 20 fucking men and not even a spot, a splash. It’s fucking unfair, it’s a cosmic fuck you to reality.
Maria
Fine Spence, it’s not fate or destiny or some other esoteric bullshit you come up with, it’s skill, or lack there of.
She stops and looks at the two hookers.
Maria
You two can go, JoJo will Venmo you the money. Mind the corpses on the way out.
The two women look at Spence and all the blood and nod their heads and scuttle out the door. Burduchi looks at them in shock, holding his bloody arm.
Burduchi
Are you fucking kidding me? Has the world gone fucking mad. A bunch of trumped up female slits playing big boy
He screams.
Maria has shot him in his leg.
Maria
Quiet you. I’ll deal with you in a moment.
JoJo laughs looking at Burduchi.
Jojo
Nice.
Maria smirk then looks at Spence still shaking with anger.
Spence
So share with us your wisdom on the ability to walk through carnage like Jesus on water, and I’m pretty sure even Jesus got wet.
Maria
First of all, being catholic that was verge blasphemous Spence.
Spence looks embarrassed.
Spence
So sue me, I was never a very good catholic, ask my mother. Don’t change the subject.
Maria sighs.
Maria
Fine Spence. Cause you can’t shoot worth shit. The first guy you shot, no more then 6 feet from you, you hit in the arm, which allowed him to put his hands on you and if I hadn’t shot him in the fucking head, you’d be counting daisies and tulips.
Spence starts to interrupt.
Maria (cont’d)
Hold on buttercup, you asked so your gonna fucking listen. Another guy you missed completely 3 times and if JoJo hadn’t killed the guy, you would of also been dead.
Spence looks depressed.
spence
Hey not all of us spent our entire youth learning how to kill people. I’m a lover not a fighter. And JoJo has got blood on her and she’s almost as good as you with a gun.
Maria smiles.
maria
True but she also likes killing people with her blade.
Jojo pulls out her blade from the holster at her back and kisses it’s blood smeared metal.
Jojo
She feels left out otherwise.
Maria
And Spence I’m pretty sure you killed Freddie.
Spence
Strike your tongue woman, I didn’t kill fucking Freddie…He was my second cousin, a great guy, no way I fucking killed him.
Jojo
Holy damn Spence, you killed fucking Freddie? I loved Freddie. Why the fuck did you kill him. Why the fuck you killing our own when we only had fucking 4 left. Can’t believe you did your own second cousin. Damn, I’m gonna miss him. I occasionally let Freddie fuck me, he was good in bed, what a waste.
Spence
Holy fuck you fucked Freddie? and you fucked me and you fucked Maria, God damn woman, you are wanton. Anyone else you fucked I should know about?
Jojo
Grow up Spence, I might of fucked him but I didn’t fucking kill him. And I’m a woman with big appetites that need to be fed.
Spence
I did not kill my fucking cousin, fuck both of you.
Maria
Pretty sure you did Spence, granted I think you were trying to shoot the bad guy on the other side of Freddie, but it was you that blew the back of Freddie’s head off. I wouldn’t sweat it though, 7 of us against 20 of them, bound to lose someone.
Maria notices Burduchi holding up his hand of his uninjured arm like he was in school. She smiles and looks at him.
Maria
Yes?
Burduchi
What about me?
Maria
You?
She shoots him in the head.
Jojo looks at Maria irked.
Jojo
If you were gonna do that why the fuck did you ask me to keep him alive?
Maria shrugs.
Maria
‘Cause I wanted him to sweat. I wanted him to stew like all the other male pig bosses that thought a woman was worth little to nothing, that thought we brought niente to the table. And to see in his eyes, the truth, that it was a fucking woman who brought him his end.
Jojo
Alright lover doll whatever puts the ocean in your wet, so what now?
Maria looks at them and smiles.
Maria
Spence go and help the 3 you didn’t kill secure the house, and then, JOJO, we wait.
Jojo
We wait?
Maria
Yep, we wait to see what tomorrow brings. It should be a hoot.