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A DKS Life
Chapter 1: The New Girl

Chapter 1: The New Girl

One day, the DKS were hanging out in the DKS hideout. The group was having a Dickscussion (Writers Note: Dickscussion is a play on words  of Dickolstavia and Discussion), Trez out of nowhere asked "Do you guys ever wonder if there was a girl in the DKS"

No one answered, instead everyone staredat at Trez werdly.

Kaiel responded "We'd be pretty weird".

"And everyone will think that we're her slaves or we're a reverse harem or something" Baster quickly followed.

Kiah stood up and said "Alright! Dickscussion over"

Everyone went home but Trez thought deeply about it.

The next day arrived and classes were about to start, everyone sat down on their chairs.

The teacher walked in and stood in front of the class and announced "Okay class I have an announcement, we have a new student with today"

Everyone was excited to know who the new student was except Sam who was too busy drawing intestines.

"Okay come in" the teacher said.

A pretty, blond girl entered the room. The other boys were whispering on how pretty she was whilst the girls already gossiping on how great she would be as a friend.

The girl introduced herself and cheerfully exclaimed "Hello Everyone! My name is Lucile M. Iwata! but can call me Lucy, I hope you all take care of me!"

A guy whispered "Oh I'll take care of you if you know what I mean", Trez heard this and he was disgusted.

Baste asked Kenneth "Is she Japanese?"

"Prob---"  Kenneth uttered before he was cut by the teacher.

"Alright! Everyone quiet! Lucy sit next to Moises" the teacher said.

"Lucky bastard" a guy uttered.

Trez tried his best to not pay attention but Lucy engaged in a conversation "Hi, your name is?" Lucy said.

Trez was shocked and nervously replied "M-Moises but my friends call me Trez"

"Why are you shocked then?" Lucy curiously asked.

Trez politely answered "The way you asked for my name reminded me of an anime"

Lucy smiled and accidentally shouted "YOU LIKE ANIME TOO?!?"

Everyone caught Lucy's attention and the teacher told her to be quiet.

Lucy apologized and whispered to Trez "You like anime too?"

"Ye-yeah" Trez nervously answered.

When Lucy shouted the word anime Sam and Baste looked at Trez as if they were asking to inspect to the girl, Trez nodded to Sam and Baste.

Time passed and Trez and Lucy had developed a friendship.

The recess bell rang and Trez wanted to inroduce Lucy to the rest of the DKS but she got swarmed by the girls before Trez can say anything.

The girls introduced themselves to Lucy and she simply smiled as she met new people. The girls finished introducing themeselves and asked Lucy to hang out with them, she did.

Lunch break arrived and Trez quickly ran to Lucy and he got the chance to introduce her to the DKS. 

Trez said "If you don't mind i'd like for you to meet my friends" and Lily replied "Sure" as she nodded.

One by one the DKS were briefly introduced.

Trez points to Sam and said "That's Sam, he doesn't care about anything, he also likes anime"

Trez points to Baste and said "The fat guy over there is Baste, he's the drawing guy, he also likes anime"

Baste heard his name and came close to Trez and said "You called?" 

"Oh, I was just telling Lucy who you were" Trez said.

"You were just pointing us out? That's unfair, DKS come over here" Baste exclaimed.

Lucy was shocked but she didn't mind. Before Trez introduced the next person, Baste butted in and said "By the way, are you japanese?'

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"Hai!, Half Japanese" Lucy answered. "You gonna go full weeb on us now?" Sam asked, "What!?! Of course not!" Baste angrily said.

"Anyway back to the DKS, this is Kaiel, he watches anime but not as much as me, Sam and Baste" Trez said as he looks to Kaiel.

"Hi" Kaiel said as he smiles.

"This is Kiah, he likes well umm..." Trez nervously said.

"Hentai?" Lucy asked without hesitation.

Everyone stared weirdly at Lucy.

"What?" Lucy asked.

"M-moving on, this is Lloyd, he's the perviest of all of us, he also likes uhh..." Trez said.

"That" Kiah followed.

"What That?, Oh that" Lucy realized.

"Well Kiah, Lloyd, and Kaiel are the lucky ones" Baste said.

"Why?" Lucy asked.

Baste explained "They all have girlfriends".

"Hey! we still have one more guy, This is Kenneth, he's the smart guy" Trez said.

"Hello" Kenneth said.

"And" Trez said enthusiasticly

"The" Baste said gladly

"Seven" Sam said with the least amount of energy

"of" Lloyd said cheerfully

"us" Kiah said cheerfully

"Make" Kaiel said cheerfully

"Up" Kenneth said cheerfully

"DICKOLSTAVIA!!!" The DKS said in unison.

"Wow" Lucy said whilst clapping.

"We really need change to that" Sam said.

"But it's awesome" Trez said and Kaiel agreed.

Sam said "Of course you'd say that, you thought of it"

Trez chuckled and out of the blue Lucy said "You guys seem pretty cool, so can I join you guys?"

Everyone froze for a moment until Trez shouted "DICKSCUSSION!"

Everyone huddled up and Baste said "So, should we take her in?"

Trez was being quiet because he wanted to take Lucy in.

"Moises obviously wants her in" Baste said and Trez blurted "M-Maybe"

The Dickscussion continued and Lucy was just sitting on her sitting on her chair wondering what the DKS were talking about.

"Let's just take her in" Sam said then Trez followed "Alright all in favor for letting Lucy join, say I"

Everyone said "I" and Lucy was confused then everyone turned to Lucy and said in unison "Welcome to the DKS!"

Trez heard some of the girls saying "Tch, look at idiots infesting Lucy's mind with whatever they know" but Trez just ignored them.

Classes ended and Lucy was just about to leave but Trez stopped her and said "Before you go, we need to show you something".

The DKS exited the gate of the school and walked into a secret entrance. After entering the group encountered a narrow path with alot of trees and flowers, they continued walking and they stopped at a little shed.

"This is our secret base" Baste said, "No one knows about this place but us" Trez followed.

"Okay!, This place will remain a secret between us" Lucy said.

"Alright let's go in" Kiah said as he opened the door.

Kenneth turned on the coffee machine and Kaiel prepared the mugs. After waiting the coffee was ready and everyone grabbed a cup of coffee.

"So what's on our agenda today?" Trez said and Sam immediately said "Lloyd be honest, you have a boner don't you?" and Lloyd angrily replied "What!? No I DON'T!"

"Lucy excuse Lloyd for being a dirty pervert" Baste exclaimed but Lucy replied "I wouldn't judge him, I mean there are 7 guys and 1 girl an a single room"

"Huh, she's pretty open-minded" Kiah said.

"Moving on, as DKS tradition you need a nickname" Trez said and Lucy asked "A nickname?"

"Well, we have nicknames that are either cool or straight up stupid" Trez explained.

"Example, My nicknames are Wahmen Respector Man, it's on the stupid side, I have more nicknames but you can just read them in the DKS Notebook" Sam said.

"As for me, I'm Sausage" Trez said and Lucy asked "Sausage?" and Trez replied "Don't ask It's a long story, I can't even remember clearly, let's just go back to the nicknames so that we can go home"

"Hai! Saus-san!" Lily said

"Alright then, I'm Dangkey-chan or Raddish pick your poison" Baste said.

"I'm Cappuccino, just check the DKS notebook for more nicknames, th-their all stupid" Kiah remarked.

 "I'm Shitstrium apparently or Sh for short" Kaiel said and Lucy wondered "Shitstrium?"

Trez explained "You see, we call Kaiel's girlfriend Bhorium or Bh and he used to make shitty jokes, so why not combine the two and BAM! Shitstrium"

Kiah said "Lloyd's nickname is Jackellyn or Jack for short, that's because Lloyd wrote Jocelyn on his notebook and Moises read it as Jackellyn and we kept it"

Kenneth introduced his nickname, stating "I'm called The Legend, no explanation needed"

"Okay, Do I get a nickname?" Lucy asked and Trez replied "That's why were here".

The DKS were thinking except Lloyd who managed who doze off on the bed.

Then Baste said "How bout salad?" and Kaiel asked "Why Salad?"

Baste explained "I dunno, kinda want to eat a salad"

Immediately Trez followed "Okay! Salad it is then, Lucy whether you like it or not your nickname is Salad, for now"

and Lucy with no choice had to accept the nickname "O-Okay" she said.

Trez grabbed the DKS notebook and wrote down their new member's name and nickname.

"Alrighty then, let's go home and somebody wake up Lloyd" Sam said

Kiah woke up Lloyd and asked in the most confused way "Wh-what's happening?"

"Come on let's go" Kaiel said.

The DKS exited their secret base and walked until they reached the intersection.

Trez said "K guys time to split". Kiah, Lloyd and Baste took the right lane and Kaiel took the left lane, Sam, Kenneth, Trez and to their surprise Lucy went forward.

"You live on this lane too?" Kenneth asked and Lucy answered "Yeah".

The 4 kept walking until they reached Kenneth's stop "Bye guys, this is where I stop" he said.

Then there was 3 left, they reached Sam's stop and he stated "You 2 left?, don't do anything lewd or do, I don't care" Sam said as he walked into his house.

The two kept walking and Trez asked "How far is your house anyway?" and Lucy replied "Just a few more steps", "That's pretty vague" Trez followed.

Trez had finally reached his house and before he can say anything Lucy immediately said "You live here?" and Trez answered "Yes", Lucy then followed " That's funny because I live" Lucy then ran to the house next to Trez' house "HERE!" Lucy shouted.

Trez was shocked at the fact that Lucy lived next to him but he calmly said "O-Okay I'll see you tommorow!".

Trez entered his house and and said "I'm home!", his sister, Zette asked "What took you so long?" and Trez answered "We had to welcome a new member" and Zette said "New member? Who the DKS?" and Trez simply nodded.

Trez went to his room and changed his clothes then his mom called the siblings to eat. After eating Trez went back to his room to rest but he heard a knocking noise at his window, Trez checked the window , as he opened the window he got hit by a peeble.

"Hey" Lucy said, and Trez responded "Oh, hey"

"What's the matter?" Trez asked and Lucy answered "Well I just wanted to thank you for today", Trez then replied "You're welcome" then he smiled, "Okay I'll see you tommorow K?" Trez followed and Lucy said "Alright".

Trez went to bed with a smile knowing that a friend lived close by.

*End of Chapter*

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