“You shouldn’t do that.”

Allen was searching for a toilet for what seemed to him like an eternity. He was going round and round about a hallway for some time. The fact that the hallway was not well lit, was not helping the matter either.When he finally found one he was quite relieved. He rushed to the urinal and unzipped his pants. Suddenly someone was behind him telling him that he should not do it. 

Allen was confused. He looked back to see that the wall which was behind him was gone. There was a man in a white suit and pant. He had a red shirt and a brown striped tie. Allen couldn’t see his face because he was wearing a fedora, it’s shadow was covering his face. When he turned back  he realised that he was in a room black room, which seemed to extend forever.

“What the fuck?Am I dreaming or something?”

“Indeed, you are.”

“If I am dreaming then who are you?”

“You can call me the creator.”

“The creator?”

“Well, I am your image of what the creator should be like, to be honest. I don’t think the real one is as cool as I am.”

“Wow! Did you really just call yourself cool?”

“You know you should really pull your zip up before talking to me.”

Allen pulled up his zip. And then he suddenly started panicking as he realised something.

“Wait...I thought I had to...No way, Did I actually just...”

“You didn’t wet your bed Allen. I am a God, more like the god. Well anyway it was me, I just made your urge go away temporarily.”

Stolen novel; please report.

“I don’t believe you. I should check just in case.”

“Only if you can wake up.”

Allen tries closing his eyes and opening them but he still figures out that he is in the same place.

“Strange. This usually works.”

“I will let you wake up once we are done talking.”

“Fine. What does the god or creator or whatever you are, want with me ?”

“I don’t want anything. I am here to congratulate you.”

“I don’t think I have done anything which makes me deserve congratulations from the god himself.”

“I am not exactly the god you know. I am both superior.If I have to compare I would be like the author of the novel and the god, you know omnipotent and all would be like just a character in my story. They are all dependent on my will.”

“Are you telling me that I am a character in a novel which you wrote?”

“Exactly. And I am here to congratulate you on becoming the main character of this novel. ”

Allen bursted into laughing.

“You are really funny. You are telling me that I, Allen, a fucking NEET can be a main character.”

“Almost half of the isekai WNs and LNs have NEETs as their main character.”

“Yeah that makes sense.”

“So am I gonna die and get reincarnated into an alternative world or am I gonna just get transported into an other world.”

“Who said anything about this novel being an isekai one?”

“Is it not?”

“How would I know?”

“Didn’t you say you were the author?”

“I said I was the Creator. And not even the real one.”

“You are so confusing.”

“I mean you are the one who is having this dream. It’s really weird if you think about it.”

“Well then can I wake up already?”

“Sure. Go ahead.”

“Are you sure I can wake up properly this time?”

“Well, Waking up from dreams whenever you want is one of your character traits, you know.”

“Bye dude. This was one strange dream.”

Allen tries to close his eyes and opens it.But he was still not back in his room.He turned around to look at The Creator.

“Why the heck am I still here?”

“I forgot to tell you. If you feel like you’re done with everything and you want to burn everything down. Then remember  what your true name is.”

“What do you mean? I have only one name. I don’t even have a last name.”

The Creator just vanishes into darkness Allen tries to follow him but he finds nothing.

“What the fuck? What the fuck did he mean? My true name?”

“Ga#@__+!el”

A sound reverberated around the place.

“What? Cathedral? Huh? What kind of name is that? Cathedral, Is that it? I don’t feel anything different still now.”