Usually when a man dies he thinks about all the things he's losing in the process like say for example a family a lover or even a pet, but not me what I'm thinking about is skinning the giant crocodile tearing apart my fucking cruise ship and eating most of my guest in the process, the fat son of a bitch is trying to tip over my damn ship by using its body mass to push down the lower deck forcing the ship upward with me barley holding on with my near bodybuilder sized arms for once coming in handy in this situation.
"you ugly son of a bitch you already ate like 50 people why are you still hungry" he said for once regreting not bringing his machete, but NO she said that nothing's gonna happen your not even gonna need it and people are gonna think your overcompensating for something, I mean you look like a bodybuilder.
Now that THAT right there wounded his pride, and so he decided to go without bringing his machete and look where that got him barley hanging onto a sinking cruise ship with a giant crocodile's blackhole of a mouth facing him and the worst part is, he didn't even get to have sex on his brand new cruise ship before dying.
"fuck you, you cockblocking lizard" he yelled as the railing he was holding onto snapped and he fell towards its open maw and with a loud Snap he was crushed by its near prehistoric bite force and eaten like a minature candy bar.
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After that it was only darkness and for a while it was like that just complete darkness with no end in sight and to be honest it gave him some time to think about some of the choices he's made in life and some of them he truly regreted others not so much.
But looking back he felt like his life was just one big circle of him doing the same thing over and over again with no end in sight with the same job the same women the same friends and the same life it was just so boring nothing exciting ever happened, his life was just boring and as much as he hated to admit it his life was just....average.
With the exemption of course being the giant crocodile that swallowed him whole but at least it was an exciting ending.
"Ping" you died would you like to restart your playthrough or randomly select a different race with zero compatibility with your current racial traits. (Restart) Y/N (Wipe current character sheet) Y/N
Completly ignoring the blue box in front of him he brushed it away unintentionally selecting the wipe button and causing his once 6'7 tall person to shrink down and and take the size of a cramped up egg and dissapear into blue sparks of light.
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After this the darkness came again only this time he felt trapped like he was crushed inside a ball without any way out and unlike before he felt his arms and legs were not how they were supposed to be and his mouth was definatly longer and wider then it should