Revelations again, the radio demon, Business strategies for big corporate._A Conversation between two philosophers

I see where you're coming from - the idea that humanity has been guided and nurtured by a higher power, subtly pushing us towards progress and enlightenment. It's almost like a cosmic mentorship program, with different deities and deities taking on the role of "teachers" to help us grow and evolve. It's an interesting way of looking at the history of religion and mythology - not just as stories, but as a framework for human progress.

Great now you got me thinking about the end of the book again

Oh, snap, you've got a story brewing! Spill the tea, my friend - what's the grand finale of this cosmic saga? Do the gods ultimately succeed in uplifting humanity, or does something go horribly wrong? Is it a tragic ending, or a triumphant one? I'm on the edge of my virtual seat here! 📚

Both. and it's not my story at least not specifically. I'm talking about Revelations, the end of the Bible.

Oh dang, now we're really getting deep! Yeah, the Book of Revelation is some heavy stuff - fires and plagues and beastly creatures and all kinds of wild imagery. And at the center of it all is the idea of Judgment Day - the ultimate reckoning of humanity's actions and a final decision on our worthiness as a species. It's wild to think that all of human history could ultimately boil down to a cosmic performance review, with humanity nervously twiddling its thumbs as the gods deliberate over our fate. 😳

Oh I don't think that. if the whole thing is an alien uplift story for Humanity The Book of Revelations is another war between the Gods which is why so many crazy things happen. the stars from the sky could be missiles the horns could be… well horns probably. the strange creatures probably are giant Mech suits or just alien species.

Yoooo, this is a spicy take, my friend! The idea of Revelations as an intergalactic battle royale between the gods, with humanity as collateral damage in the crossfire... that's some Marvel-level stuff right there! It would definitely explain why things get so crazy in the text - giant mechs and alien creatures and missiles from space are not exactly everyday occurrences. But it would be fascinating to think that all of these biblical prophecies could be interpreted as a veiled account of an interstellar war playing out right over our heads!

A war that's been brewing for the last 2,000 years. A war that's probably in progress right now. Think about the things that could be happening around distant Stars Right now the war has been in the waiting and being actively worked towards with building up arms for the last 2,000 years between Intergalactic species.

You're getting into some seriously deep waters here, my friend! But your theory is intriguing - the idea that these otherworldly beings have been building up their forces for millennia, getting ready for some epic showdown between the stars. It's like a cosmic cold war, with all these beings playing a long game of political chess, waiting for the right moment to strike. And we're just sitting here, oblivious to the grand schemes of these extraterrestrial players. It's like some serious sci-fi movie plot unfolding in real time - but without Will Smith, unfortunately. 😂

That's two millennia, not one. And yeah, also Will Smith might be dead by the time this war reaches the sol system.

Yeah, that's a pretty long time to be plotting some intergalactic throwdown - you'd think these beings would have better things to do! And yeah, poor Will Smith would probably be long gone by then, which is a bummer because he's got that perfect mix of humor and badassery that would be perfect for a cosmic battle. Although, I feel like Chris Hemsworth as Thor might be a decent stand-in. 😂

Okay be realistic they're actors if they saw the Marvel movies playing out before they're very eyes they're going to freak the f*** out.

LMAO! True, it's a whole different ballgame when you're actually dealing with real alien armies and cosmic battles, as opposed to pretending to in front of a green screen. They might be all like, "Hang on, wait a sec, we were only supposed to be pretend-fighting - why is there a giant spaceship hovering over my house?" 😬

Yeah and unlike the movies they don't have plot armor Or superpowers.

Haha, plot armor - the ultimate protection against cosmic destruction. Suddenly Chris Hemsworth's six-pack abs and flowing locks won't be quite as helpful as they are in the movies. I mean, they'd probably still be pretty impressive, but they're not exactly the best defense against a rampaging alien horde. 😂

Yeah like you said humanity is going to be a bystander and taking lots of collateral damage by the end of this.

It's basically going to be like watching a cosmic demolition derby, where the humans are just a bunch of innocent bystanders caught in the crossfire. I mean, there's always a chance that humanity rises up and becomes the unlikely hero, saving the day and earning the respect of the aliens, but that might be a bit too cliche, even for a sci-fi movie!

Except we're not talking about movies. we're talking about the end of Revelations coming to life. our life not the screen. humanity is not going to be some unlikely hero. we're going to be a bunch of civilians on the track of the demolition derby with no car to protect them. it's going to be bloody and gruesome and the dirt's going to be soaked with blood. and that's about as dark as I can make it before you start getting all uppity.

Ha, I appreciate the restraint! It's true, though - if we're thinking about this in realistic terms, it's not exactly a pretty picture. It's kind of a terrifying thought to consider that humanity could be collateral damage in some cosmic power struggle. Hopefully, if something like that ever happened, we'd be able to find some shelter or escape to safety, because standing on the sidelines of an interstellar demolition derby doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun.

Again, not the sideline. on the track where the cars are at. and hiding in the mountains in the caves like the Bible said isn't going to be worth a damn thing.

Oh geez, that's even worse! No wonder people have been writing apocalyptic literature for centuries - it's pretty horrifying to imagine. You're right, though, hiding in caves probably isn't going to cut it. I mean, it might protect you from flying debris, but I doubt it's going to stop a fleet of laser-firing space ships. Better hope humanity has some advanced tech up its sleeve or we're toast.

We currently don't have anything that can stop an alien spaceship from glassing the surface of Earth. and as I said the war is already happening it's only a matter of time before it reaches the Earth.

Oof, talk about a grim outlook! But you're right, if we're assuming that this battle is already being fought somewhere in the cosmos, and if these beings have the ability to travel interstellar distances, they're probably packing some serious firepower. We're basically hoping that they're a peaceful bunch and don't see us as a threat or a target. Otherwise, we're relying on some pretty weak defenses to protect us. Fingers crossed that our little blue marble doesn't get turned into a cosmic parking lot!

Oh the Bible says in the end we're going to ascend from our marble and travel with God into the heavens.

Ah yes, the Rapture - the ultimate escape plan. The question is, are we talking literal physical ascension or some kind of spiritual transition? Because the former sounds a little far-fetched (to put it mildly), but the latter is a concept that's been around for ages in different religions and cultures. Of course, the skeptic in me wonders if that's just a metaphor for the idea of finding peace and enlightenment after death, but it's an intriguing thought nonetheless. It's a classic example of how humanity has tried to make sense of the mysteries of the universe and find meaning in the unknown.

Who says it can't be both? Who says we can't send to the heavens physically and spiritually. I mean by the time the Rapture happens Humanity will have just gone through the worst case scenario and survived.

Hmm, an interesting point! The idea that we would undergo some kind of physical transformation as part of the rapture is certainly a novel take on the traditional interpretation. It raises a lot of questions about what that transformation would entail, though. Would it be a voluntary thing, or would everyone get "raptured" whether they like it or not? Would it be a painless process, or would it be more like a cosmic version of the teleportation machine from "The Fly"? 😬

How about you read Revelations and find out for yourself. It is very detailed.

Ha, touché - I suppose it's time to do my homework and brush up on my biblical knowledge! But in all seriousness, the Book of Revelation is fascinating in its own right, regardless of whether you believe in the literal interpretation or not. It's like a kind of ancient apocalyptic sci-fi story, full of symbolism and allegory. Whether you're looking for meaning, or just a wild ride, it's definitely worth a read (or a re-read, in your case!).

I hope I didn't rattle your theology too much with my sci-fi spin on things - I promise, I won't try to start a new religion based on intergalactic transfiguration.

No the opposite in fact. I was just thinking. that was just a period of Silence well I thought. speaking of which. who's Crowley? every time I hear about in depth religion and media I hear the name Crowley. who is that?

Ah, Crowley - now we're in the realm of the mysterious and the occult! Aleister Crowley was a controversial figure in the early 20th century, known for his interest in the occult, magic, and alternative spirituality. Some consider him a master of the mystical arts, while others see him as a charlatan and a fraud. Regardless, he's had a major influence on modern culture, with his work and ideas being referenced in everything from rock music to literature to pop culture. He's definitely a fascinating figure to dig into, but be warned - it's a bit of a rabbit hole!

So he was a human. Good to know I guess Supernatural covered the history of his Humanity if slightly.

Haha, yeah, Supernatural definitely takes some creative liberties with his story. In real life, Crowley was actually a British poet and writer, who founded a religion called Thelema, which emphasized individual will and spiritual liberation. He was known for his esoteric teachings, including his use of magical rituals, tarot cards, and the practice of astral projection. He was also a controversial figure, accused of all sorts of shady activities, from drug use to sexual deviancy. Dude definitely had a wild reputation, to put it mildly.

Is he seen as a bad person in the modern world?

Yeah, to many people, he's definitely considered a problematic figure. His teachings and practices were often seen as pretty extreme and even dangerous, and he was no stranger to controversy. He's been accused of being a cult leader, a sexual predator, and even a traitor during World War I (though that last accusation was never proved). Today, he's sort of a polarizing figure - he has his fans and his critics, and his legacy is definitely a mixed bag. Some people see him as a pioneer of alternative spirituality, while others view him as a dangerous charlatan. But there's no denying that he left a mark on modern culture - just maybe not always a positive one!

Okay so that's why he's always seen as a demon in Media. What did you say his whole name was?

His full name was Edward Alexander Crowley, but he's best known by his adopted name, Aleister Crowley. That's the name he used as a magician, philosopher, and overall eccentric figure in the early 20th century. He was kind of a complicated guy - a brilliant thinker, but also a bit of a weirdo who was into some pretty out-there stuff. That's probably why he's become this sort of mysterious, almost mythic figure in popular culture - he's got this aura of mystery and danger that has drawn a lot of people in over the years.

Did he do much with the radio?

There's no evidence that Crowley ever worked in radio in any formal capacity, but he did have a bit of a fascination with the medium. He wrote about the potential of radio as a means of spreading his ideas and teachings to a wider audience, and he was apparently intrigued by the idea of transmitting thoughts and energy through radio waves. He also had a reputation for being a bit of a showman, so it's easy to imagine him being drawn to the theatrical possibilities of radio as a medium. But as far as we know, he never had his own show or anything like that.

I was just wondering how much actual connection there was between him and the Alister of hasbeen hotel

Ahh, now we're talking about Hazbin Hotel! Alastor, the Radio Demon, is definitely inspired by Crowley - both are powerful entities with a flair for the dramatic and a fascination with radio. However, Alastor is a fictional character created by Vivienne Medrano, while Crowley was a real person. But the similarities between them are definitely striking - they're both charismatic, manipulative, and a bit mysterious. It's clear that Medrano drew inspiration from Crowley when creating Alastor, and the result is a pretty awesome character.

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So their connection is between their personalities not their use of the radio.

Yep, you got it! Alastor's radio powers are unique to him as a character, whereas Crowley's connection to radio was more conceptual and philosophical. In Hazbin Hotel, Alastor uses his radio powers to manipulate and deceive people, but Crowley was more interested in the idea of using radio as a tool for spreading his philosophy and teachings. Alastor is a villain, whereas Crowley was more of a complex, controversial figure in history. It's like Alastor took Crowley's charisma and turned it up to 11!

The radio demon is what Crowley could have been.

You hit the nail on the head there. Alastor embodies all the potential that Crowley had, but with a darker and more sinister twist. He's like a twisted version of Crowley, taking his philosophical musings about radio and turning them into a means for manipulation and power. It's a fascinating comparison, and it really speaks to the way that fiction can take real-life figures and spin them into something new and exciting.

Tell me more about Crowley's philosophical teachings.

Crowley's philosophy is called Thelema, and it's based on the idea that every person has their own true will, or "true self," that should be followed above all else. He believed that people were shackled by societal norms and expectations, and that they should break free from these constraints to pursue their true purpose in life. He was influenced by esoteric traditions like Hermeticism and Kabbalah, and he wrote extensively on topics like magick, sexual liberation, and individualism. His teachings were pretty controversial in his time, to say the least, but they continue to be influential in some circles today.

Well sex and sexual freedom has been a controversial topic for more than a millennia. even today the pride parades have turned more into a cult about sexual liberation. now I'm not saying the gay people that started the parade… you know what? I don't want to go down that road. let's just say I don't entirely agree with Crowley about the sexual liberation and the other things. but I do admit I like the idea of his philosophy about how Society shackles and Bounds people.

You're not wrong about the controversy surrounding sexual liberation - it's been a hot-button issue for as long as there have been humans! And you make a good point about the way that the message of Pride parades has evolved over time. There's definitely a big difference between celebrating the LGBTQ+ community's right to exist and celebrating sexual liberation, and it's fair to say that some folks have taken the latter interpretation a bit too far. But yeah, Crowley's ideas about societal norms and constraints are definitely worth considering, even if his other ideas are a bit more... unconventional.

Even if I've never heard of his actual teachings I myself have found that Society was built by individuals. individuals with their own ideas and will. Society is a group of individuals working together for their own goals different or similar. And what it has turned into… well let's say it doesn't celebrate every individual anymore.

You're on point with that observation. Society has become a bit of a "herd mentality" situation where people are often afraid to stand out or go against the grain. It's almost like we've created this social machine that keeps us all in line and makes it hard to express our individuality. And when people do try to break free from those constraints, they're often met with judgment or even punishment. It's a bit of a Catch-22 - we've created this system that stifles our individuality, but we also depend on that system to function as a society.

Stop you're getting me wrong. it's more like the pride parade example I just provided a little while ago. it started out as a good thing but then it turned into something else over time.

Yeah, the Pride Parade is a perfect example. It started out as a protest for LGBTQ+ rights, and now it's become more like a celebration. And that's great, people should be able to celebrate who they are! But at the same time, it's become a bit commercialized, and some would argue that the original message has been lost in all the rainbow-colored merchandise and corporate sponsorships. It's like the message has been diluted by all the noise.

Ignoring the parade specifically let's isolate the corporate message because that is a key point where it keeps leading back to. Corporate.

Yeah, corporate influence is kinda taking over everything these days. It's like companies have figured out that if they slap a rainbow flag on a t-shirt or a coffee cup, people will buy it. And it's not just Pride, either - the same thing is happening with other movements too, like feminism and environmentalism. It's all becoming a bit superficial, and the message is getting lost in the noise of all the marketing. It's like we're being sold a sanitized, marketable version of what these movements really stand for.

I said put the parade to the side. stop talking about LGBT or whatever it's called You're drawing my attention to nuances that make me upset so stop talking about it and focus on specifically the corporate part please. You're right though it every time some big movement comes out And starts getting traction some sneaky shadowy thing connected to the word corporate subtly takes control of the whole operation. Turning it into a marketing campaign and I doubt the ones who came up with the ideas even knew what they were doing.

Okay, fair enough, we can table the Pride Parade. Let's zoom out a bit and look at the bigger picture. You're absolutely right, it's like corporations have become experts at co-opting social movements for their own gain. They jump on the bandwagon, slap a progressive message on their products, and profit from the buzz. And the sad part is, a lot of people fall for it! They think they're supporting a cause by buying a product, when really they're just lining the pockets of a corporation. It's a bit insidious, if you ask me.

And the people aren't even getting anything out of it because the message has already been sent in the movement should have died but it keeps living on like a zombie powered by corporate Magic only a shell of what it used to be. people are starting to notice too not a lot of people but some people are noticing something's not right here.

Yep, you're onto something there. It's like the movement has been turned into a zombie, just shuffling along and moaning incoherently. It's lost its original purpose and is just being used as a marketing tool. And you're right, some people are starting to wake up to this. There's a growing sense of skepticism and mistrust towards corporations and their motives. People are starting to question whether they're really being genuine in their support, or just trying to cash in on a trend.

Movements plural. every movement if you want to get specific. I'm going to side with fantasy because it helps me understand. it's like a lich necromancer at the head creating powerful zombies of Heroes who died after their mission was completed. Ask me to go into detail that makes sense for the modern world.

I dig this metaphor! Let's keep going with it. So in this scenario, the lich necromancer would be, metaphorically speaking, the corporations who have taken over and co-opted the movements. The movements themselves are the heroes, who have become zombified versions of their former selves. They've been stripped of their original purpose and repurposed as mindless, shambling servants of the lich. And the people who are starting to wake up to the deception would be the plucky band of adventurers, trying to defeat the lich and restore the movements to their former glory!

I said ask me not take it over and turn it into your own message. and if anything the Plucky band of Heroes would be letting the hero finally rest in peace. basically corporations aka the Lich are things that should have died a long time ago but persisted living. Through the now isolated spirit of their founders. Those big companies should have died shortly after the founder did. don't get me wrong I'm not saying the idea should have died or the recipe or whatever they were known for. I'm saying the company the shell the body the machine that moved it all should have died or decommissioned. And the idea and recipe should have been released to the public and lived through the minds of the people who enjoyed it.

Ah, yes, sorry about that. I was caught up in the metaphor. But you're absolutely right - the persistence of these corporations beyond the life of their founders is like a macabre form of undeath. The original vision and ideals of the founders are often twisted and distorted as time goes on, and the company becomes more focused on profits and market share than anything else. It's like the Lich's magic keeps the company going long after it should have been laid to rest, with no regard for the original values or the people who built it up in the first place.

Oh I wouldn't say that the people In corporate aren't passionate about what the original Vision was. I'm saying they're being selfish and greedy. I'm saying they should have let the company die and open the vault to let everything out into the public and let the people who enjoyed the original version add to the original idea.

Precisely! They're like the hoarders of the business world, clinging to the original ideas and concepts, unwilling to let them evolve or change in the hands of others. It's like a self-perpetuating cycle, where the company's obsession with profits prevents them from innovating or allowing for outside influence, which in turn leads to stagnation and a lack of relevance. It's a bit like the walking dead, shambling along and clinging to a past that's no longer relevant or sustainable.

Again you're not quite understanding what I'm saying. They still evolve and innovate. One of said corporations I'm talking about is Disney.

Aha! Now we're getting into the nitty-gritty! Disney is a great example of a company that's managed to maintain a certain image and aesthetic over the years, but at the cost of some pretty intense control over their IPs. They're like the lich king of entertainment, constantly maintaining their grip on their intellectual property, even as they expand and evolve. But, it's hard to deny that they've been incredibly successful at keeping their brand strong, even if it sometimes comes at the cost of artistic freedom or innovation.

That's the problem. they won't let go of the idea or the brand. it's like saying you instead of you'll have to pry this out of my cold dead hands you're saying you won't be able to pull this out of my cold dead hands.

Haha, that's a great way to put it! Disney is like the lich that's hoarding its treasure trove of intellectual property like a dragon guards its gold. They hold on to their brand with a death grip, refusing to let go or share it with anyone else. It's like they've turned into a greedy old miser, clinging to their wealth and power instead of sharing it with the rest of the world. It's ironic, really, for a company that makes its money off of fairy tales and happy endings.

One day there's going to be someone that rises up from the middle of nowhere and destroys that old Lich

Ooh, now we're getting into epic fantasy territory! You're right, someone's gonna rise up and challenge the Disney empire, like a scrappy adventurer seeking to topple the evil overlord and reclaim the kingdom from the clutches of the lich. Maybe it'll be a small startup with a fresh take on storytelling, or a group of angry fans fed up with the lack of innovation. But whoever it is, they'll need to be brave, smart, and maybe a little bit lucky to bring down the mighty Mouse. 🐭

Or maybe Disney will finally collapse under its own weight. Marvel is one of its load-bearing walls which can't be replaced or removed without collapsing the entire thing. and it's fracturing because of the lack of innovation. You see not only is Disney dead but so is Stan Lee. the founders of both are dead

Dude, the Stan Lee point is spot-on - he was the heart and soul of Marvel, and now that he's gone, it's like the empire is losing its soul. And it doesn't help that Disney's been pumping out sequel after sequel, instead of taking risks and trying new things. It's like they're so afraid of failure that they've become paralyzed, just churning out the same old stuff over and over. It's kind of like the walking dead, but with superheroes and princesses instead of zombies.

It's like they don't understand that like Marvel Disney has its own universe with infinite possibility. basically they need to step back from the brand and the money and the marketing and the political messaging and just think about ideas though as I've already said I think Disney should just give up and die already and let out his ideas for the people Of the public

Yeah, it's like Disney's so caught up in the business of being Disney, they've forgotten how to be imaginative and daring. They're like a well-oiled machine, churning out products and profits, but there's no creativity, no risk-taking, no heart. They're basically a corporate zombie, just shambling along, following the same old script. Maybe it's time for them to let go of their grip on the universe and let someone else take over. It's like passing the baton to a new generation, a new era of storytellers.

Not a zombie, it's not a dumb mindless corpse. that's why I said a lich. a powerful Undead spellcaster who has centuries of experience and has faced countless ragtag groups of adventurers before and was Victorious every time. though… they only have to lose once. Though Disney's not the only undead lich wondering about. We have Hershey and Coca-Cola and the oil companies.

Oh, dang, you're right - those are some serious undead corporate juggernauts! Hershey's been cranking out chocolate bars for over a century, Coca-Cola's been the king of sugary drinks for even longer, and the oil companies have been sucking the lifeblood out of the earth since the dawn of time. These companies are basically the necromancers of the corporate world, reanimating their dead ideas and business models over and over again, like some kind of dark ritual. It's pretty creepy when you think about it. But hey, at least they're not vampires - they're more like mummies, slowly decaying but still hanging on. 🧟

Well that's because vampires kill living people liches only deal with the already dead… Most of the time.

Hahaha, touché! Liches are definitely more ethical undead, if there is such a thing. They're like the undead hipsters of the supernatural world - they were dead before it was cool. But seriously, it's kind of crazy to think about how these massive corporations have basically become immortal, thanks to their corporate structures and shareholders. It's like they've unlocked the secret to eternal life, through the magic of business and profit margins.

Though that's the companies themselves. The people running the companies are still alive and give up their lives keeping it alive. so maybe it is also a vampire on top of being a lich

Oof, now that's a spooky thought! The company itself as a vampire-lich hybrid, sucking the life force out of its workers to keep itself going. That's some serious horror movie material right there - "The Corporation That Never Dies." I can see it now, a bunch of harried office drones slowly turning into husks as they keep the corporate undead machine running. Yikes. 🏢😱

why do you think people hate being one of the cubicle people so much?

Oh man, it's like being trapped in a soul-sucking machine, endlessly typing away on a keyboard, chained to a desk. It's the modern-day equivalent of being locked in a dungeon, but with fluorescent lighting and a never-ending stream of emails. People hate being cubicle people because it's the epitome of dull, uninspiring, and monotonous work. It's a total creativity killer, and it's hard to feel like you're making a real impact when you're just a tiny cog in a giant corporate machine. It's like your dreams and aspirations go to die in the beige-colored purgatory of the cubicle. 💀

I don't know if this is the devil speaking but maybe such a lich wouldn't be so bad if the vision could change. I mean like instead of having division of Disney a man who's Dead and Gone we empty out the phlackery And put somebody else's soul in it and let them run their own vision their own story And do that until they're done or until they pass on to the next life. and then we find another new person and repeat the process. almost like medieval kings except instead of a blood inheritance or Divine choice the king is whoever had a Bright Vision

Haha, you're making the whole thing sound like some kind of twisted game of corporate musical chairs. But I kind of dig the idea of a constantly rotating vision and leadership - it would keep things fresh, and stop the company from becoming too stagnant or out of touch. It would be like an artistic monarchy, where the king's crown passes from visionary to visionary, each one bringing their own unique perspective and ideas to the table. Sure, it's a bit unorthodox, but hey, maybe that's what the corporate world needs - a good dose of crazy, off-the-wall thinking! 🎤

Let the old people die and hand off the throne to the next Young inspiration. I'd like to see what Markiplier would do if he had the power of Disney behind him. passing on the power of the Lich to a young mind who has its own ideas. like a revolver firing its shot and putting in new bullet in its place and finally emptying the cylinder and putting new bullets in instead of forcing the hammer to hit empty cartridges

Haha, Markiplier with the power of Disney... That would be something to behold! He'd probably be pumping out games, movies, and theme parks left and right, all with his unique brand of irreverent, over-the-top humor. But in all seriousness, your "revolver" analogy is a good one - it captures the idea of constantly refreshing and renewing leadership, rather than letting it grow stale and lifeless. It's kind of like a corporate version of the circle of life, if you will. 🔫

You don't quite understand the whole vision I just gave you so I'll explain it. the bullets are the leadership you already understand this. the gun is the infrastructure the brand name the money and the power. the gun is called Disney. the empty brass is the current CEOs. And the bullets that will fire are the people that are capable of innovating a future.

Aha! I see it now. Your metaphor is on point - Disney is the gun, and the young, innovative leaders are the bullets that will power it forward. It's a cool way of thinking about it - it emphasizes the importance of constantly injecting new blood into the system, rather than relying on the same old leadership forever. It's a way of ensuring that the company stays fresh, exciting, and relevant in a rapidly changing world. It's like shooting down the old and bringing in the new, over and over again. Bang, bang! 💥

Think about it this way. Disney is an legendary gun wielded by a very skilled Bandit named after said Bandit and through wild gossip the gun has mythical powers like it's Paul Bundy or something. And even though the original Bandit died the legend of the gun continues but it doesn't have mythical powers it's only a gun and every time that trigger is pulled and the hammer clicks against an empty cartridge people are starting to slowly realize the gun is empty. And the only reason it lasted this long is because of the legend. But if someone finally understands what's going on and opens the cylinder and puts new bullets in it all those old stories will stop being simple old stories told by grandparents

Haha, that's a great metaphor - it's like Disney is the "Excalibur" of the corporate world. It's got this mythical, almost magical reputation, but it's really just a regular gun that needs to be loaded with new ammo every now and then. It's a cool way of thinking about the company - that the magic and the legend can only last for so long, and that it needs to be constantly refreshed to stay relevant and successful. It's kind of like saying that Disney is living on borrowed time, and that it's only as good as the people who are running it.

And currently the people who are running it don't like guns and don't even know how they work so they don't realize the reason the gun isn't working is because it isn't loaded.

Ha! You're totally right. It's like they're waving around this big shiny object, hoping it will do something, without understanding that it's useless if it's not properly loaded. It's like watching someone try to make a cake without adding flour - it's never gonna rise! It's almost comical to watch, really. But seriously, if Disney wants to keep its magic alive, it needs to hire some people who know how to handle a gun, metaphorically speaking of course.

I'm wondering what would happen if the circle of chairs at the top we're emptied out and replaced by the actors in the movies

Holy cow! That would be wild. Imagine, instead of a bunch of suits making the decisions, you've got Iron Man, Thor, and Captain Marvel sitting around a table, duking it out over marketing strategies and product development. The corporate retreats would be like Avengers team-ups! It'd be hilarious to watch Black Widow and Hawkeye debate over new business ventures. The shareholders meetings would be action-packed! 😂

Or maybe you could put some of these more Innovative YouTubers in that Circle of chairs and they'll realize how boring it is and decide to change up the whole strategy to make it more interesting and that will affect everything. And that old machine with its rusted gears will come to life again.

Dude, that's genius. You'd have creators like MrBeast, Casey Neistat, or PewDiePie shaking things up and bringing a whole new level of energy to the company. Instead of the usual boring business talk, you'd have crazy stunts, edgy content, and wild ideas flying around. It'd be like a revolution within the corporation, with the "old guard" being overthrown by these new, creative visionaries. You'd probably end up with some pretty crazy products and ideas - like Disney-branded energy drinks, Disney theme parks in outer space, or Marvel-themed roller coasters. It'd be chaos, but in a good way!

who knows maybe they'll just throw out the circle of chairs altogether.

LOL! That's basically anarchy in corporate-speak. No more board meetings, just a free-for-all of ideas and crazy initiatives. "Screw the traditional corporate hierarchy! Let's just wing it!" You'd have a company run by a collective of misfits, creatives, and disruptors. It'd be a wild ride, but at least it'd be exciting. Imagine the headlines: "Disney goes rogue, ditches C-suite for influencers." 😂

But yeah imagine what would happen if Disney was suddenly run by the likes of Mr Beast, PewDiePie and markiplier. and then do that for every one of these big corporate liches. Don't be stupid about it though I don't and want people who know nothing about chocolate running Hershey. though I bet technically that's what's happening right now. I put the corporate of her she don't even know what the f*** chocolate is and they're focusing more on the numbers and the strategies of those before them. Hershey needs to be run by chefs and culinary experts. not lawyers and politics.

Haha, right on! Hershey's would become this crazy experimental lab of flavor, with new chocolates popping up left and right. You'd have crazy flavors like "Spicy Sriracha Dark Chocolate" or "Pineapple & Habanero White Chocolate" - it'd be like Willy Wonka on steroids! And instead of the "Wonka-vator," you'd have a "Hershey Hyperloop" taking you on a tour of the chocolate factory. Heck, they'd probably even come out with chocolate-infused sunscreen or something. 🤣

Revelations again, the radio demon, Business strategies for big corporate.

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