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Slow writer, don’t expect frequent releases. Also expect short chapters. This is written on the fly future categories to be added later.This is rated Mature.  

You may not have the same type of humor as mek.. Here have a kitty Kibble please take it in advance.

I will also re- edit and add stuff when ever a feel like it too.

This is a self written compendium of useless powers and how they came into being.

Previously no one knew where and how these powers were developed.

Currently the world and its many planes are always under a constant state of flux. Old rules destroyed, new rules created. The ability to create something new from old is something that all Gods had lusted over. I mean it’s their job… what else are they suppose to do?  Play scrabble?   Mow the lawn? Apparently humans discovered one of the rules of  creation. At first we thought it was strange… I mean come on … How can mortal beings create a world? As we, the Gods, sat down watching this peculiarity, we realised ‘Hey this could change rules… this ain’t right. Meh! It’s funny to watch.’ So we let them create these new worlds that they called Virtual Reality. And then everything sucked. I just can’t explain it… It was total crap.

Any how, this warped the balance of the current rules. While I was looking at the mortals from beyond the Circle, contemplating on how to proceed with the issue. Arc came waltzing into my room. Arc likes to strut he’s a bit of snob.. shhh don’t tell him that … Well it is kind of my own fault ... I created him… I am the God of all creation.

To this very day, I created the rules and everything in it. Man may have invented the wheel; but I created the Circle.  I am the “bestest” I am the greatest… He, he, he  I know I am digressing as I write this and at the moment, I am thinking Arc will probably read this in a few eons of time.  Oh well never mind...Anyway going back to my conversation with Arc; Arc was stressing out due to  the subversion of creation yada, yada…  and then it hit me… Why can’t I subvert the subverted rules? So I did “It”...So there. Don’t ask me what “It” was. “It” cannot be explained. “It” caused me to forget what I did… Done and now dusted. Let the ashes of repercussions fall.  Now everything is sh”It”tier than sh”It”. “It”’s all messed up now..

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At this current point of time. There is a board meeting of business juggernauts.  There is a man sitting at the chair of the table; handsome, confident and young.  He leans forward condescendingly. The three old men opposite the chairman with their brief case reel backwards and the leader of the three men stutters. The man leaning forward knows he has the upper hand in the deal and gloats at the the three men with a condescending smile.

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"$5million"

"$7million"

"$6.5 million and that's final"

"Done as long as you give me that vase on top of your shelf. "

"..."

"But ... But ..That’s th chairman’s antique heirloom. "

“We don’t have permission to gi..”

The other man shook his head and placed his hand infront of his co worker, gesturing for Keiren to accept the one of kind vase.

" Ehem, *cough* As long as you oversee that our  product is flawless when it goes to market.

We know you are the best in the field.  You helped the VR research development centre manufacture the flavonoids and expedited the  taste formulas, revolutionising the VR in terms of replication for the sense of taste so we know you have the expertise.

Kieran Mathieson was extremely happy with the deal he had managed to negotiate.  After all it was 12 years of his work that the company was willing to pay for this new flavour he had created. Anyone who tried the flavours that Keiran concocted would be insane to not want to buy it for their product.  With the money he could go on that trip to the rainforests of  Sumatra to seek a  new variation of a flower, more commonly known as the corpse flower Amorphophallus Titanum. Without asking for  help from his parents company.

Due to his research and help in the VR field. Scientists could actually use VR to help create more variation of flavours. However, Kieran was not interested in stifling his research in the sandbox he created. In Fact the real world flavours held more promise for him.

He enjoyed his work. Going to remote villages and farms, trialing new foods. Analysing the fermentation and extraction process for foods and then replicating or enhancing the current flavours. It was a grueling job, testing and calculating and then recalculating again, and again. One had to be accurate and artistic to create unusual flavours. Due to his passion and expertise and knowledge. Keiren knew he was the best, no one could replace him.

Within the very short weeks, before he left for his trip. He supervised the creation of a new healthy breakfast cereal that the company wanted him to create. Merging it with his unique flavour, he couldn’t stop himself from smiling, as he loved his own work. Just seeing the product go into production gave him a buzz. Before he left for his trip he decided to take a two whole suitcases of this cereal on his trip, who cares if it’s aimed at children.   Perhaps it would be his addiction to his own work that would cause his downfall.

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