Hai hai, got my idea after reading A dog's purpose and A dog's journey. I just figured I'd tap into the inner royalty of a cat and make a pompous pussy lol. I honestly don't have much faith in my punctuation, my apologies.
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I've lived many lives, some bad, some good, but it all started on a fateful evening. It was a long long time ago, the pathetic humans called it the "80s" odd name for the start of my life. I am as you may well already know, a cat.
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My first memory was of a sticky warm feeling, and soon I found myself mewing and crying for my mother, of course this is just preposterous as cats do not cry. As the days went by my vision improved, I could see at one point and all my siblings were white and black, some orange and another with black and tan and caramel all mixed in. I however was black with a white splotch on my forhead, a splotch which I carried throughout all my lives in many colors, it looked like a tigers face. One morning a man came in, he wore a weird robe showing the middle of his chest and it had a sash, he walked up to me and picked me up. I stared into his eyes for a long time, after what felt like an eternity he snorted, the indignity of the situation offended me a great deal, so with all the might I could muster I slapped him with my paw.
The man had a baffled expression, I knew he realized I have struck him, and in the oddest behavior he started laughing, he laughed for a long time. He took me to the human who fed us and waited upon us like the commoner he was, and they talked. I personally did not understand the language of these primitive beasts, something about fighting spirit and the heart of a tiger, I don't know, such a simplistic language is not worth an iota of my time. Upon handing the servant some kind of green paper I was taken to a strange metalic object, obviously an invention of the cats, as humans are not intelligent enough to build such a contraption. Placing me gently onto the soft platform the opening closed, soon after a second opening on the otherside opened and this peasant entered my domain, you will pay for this transgression. While I was still fuming over the fact that this, ape, decided to enter my territory he messed around a bit and suddenly my new throne was moving, it was disorienting and tiring...I was not happy with this.
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Leaving the metal deathtrap, the human walked around to where I was and opened the door, I regally entered his arms for him to carry me to my castle. Once I was within my new land I saw many things, sharp curved metal sticks, paper walls, and other weird things. My servant also started moving weirdly, he jumped around and swung his fists in all kinds of directions and even kicked. Weird creatures these humans, they seem to enjoy such simple things. Seeing as I was not going to get any enjoyment from watching this lesser creature play around, I decided to take a nap, truly the joys of royalty are boundless.
During my nap I heard a single word, and at that moment I decided it will be my name, that word was Tigger, a fierce name if ever I heard one.