Prologue

Hi this is your friendly neighbor spider-man report for duty*pfft* sorry couldn’t help myself my name is Akage Yuki and I am dead, I have been in void since i died forever ago and it has turned me kind of crazy. Yeah yeah, so I am dead how I am talking to you well you have stay tune to next episode bye.

Akward silence

just kidding report live or should I say dead from this void this is tragedy story of man and women trapped in family feud and how their love conquered over the long hate between their families.

“SHUT UP AND BY THE WAY THAT PLOT IS ROMEO AND JUILET AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING TO” a grumpy voice yelled at me.

That’s right in this void I am not alone. I discover that after a while but in beginning I just feel him (yes him since I don’t want it to be her how awkward would that be) and he would just be there the one day he nudged at me and out of curiosity I nudged back at him and one thing led to another and he sort of absorbed my memories that why he knows the plot to Romeo and Juliet.

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Now what should I talk about mm, I know the tale of me and great fruit of enlargement and how I got every man’s drea.. “ALRIGTH just tell me the god dammed story of your so called death plz anything but that dreadful story of how you got a enlarge penis”

Fine, fine jeez such killjoy. Okay ladies and gentleman welcome to theater ala Yuki and today´s story is the tale of the fruit of enlargement, sorry just kidding it is tale of the eight hero of mankind and his early and tragic demise. Dum dum duuuum I am turtle.