Cling! Clang!
The sound of swords colliding could be heard in the distance but were ignored by the cause of it all. Zayan Zeke threw his weight around the throne he was sitting on, with all the enthusiasm in the world the Lord of the Shadows enjoyed a porn magazine while his subjects were killed and others returned to dust.
The peace in this here overlord's throne room was disrupted by the so-called saviors of the nations breaking in through his precious sliding doors. Zayan did not even bother to lift his head from his book because at this point not even the gods in the heavens could insult him and walk free.
10 000 years had passed since Zayan took over the world, enslaved many parallel dimensions, destroyed planets, and became immortal. At this point he was bored of it all, and had become less of tyrant and more of an overpowered baby with free reign over the entire earth.
Even though a little peace was brought back into the world thanks to Lord Zeke's laziness some people still feared that one day he will become a monster again and bring back the dark days which is why they wanted to stop him here and now.
"Lord Zeke your life is a thousand years overdue, surrender now!" [Purple]
"Is that a reference to the beef porn I'm reading?''[Zayan]
"Beef porn?"
Zayan's throne room was filled with the greatest heroes of that time around 7 of them, they referred to themselves the Fantastic Freedom Fighters the Fists of the Flying Flower of the Phantom Heroes Front or fffffffffffffffff as Zayan addressed them. The people called them the Rainbow Troupe.
"Surrender now and we shall make your death quick and painless." [Purple]
"Those are some bold words purple poultry" [Zayan]
"Its Purple Phoenix, get it right for I will be your slayer wicked one." The lady in purple said as she jumped towards the uninterested Overlord. She screamed her lungs out as she fired streams and streams of powerful magic at him.
Zayan walked out of the explosion unharmed, put his hands on his hips, and sighed.
"Did you had to burn the porn?"[Zayan]
"W... We...What!?"[Purple]
"Woman that was good stuff?" [Zayan]
"The porn did nothing to you?"[red]
"Wait whose side are you on?" [pink]
"It's not about sides. Beef porn is the greatest doujinshi artist of our generation."[green]
"Lizard boy gets it."[Zayan]
"I can't believe you people." [purple]
"What do you mean you people. [green and yellow]
"Yeah Jessica, what do you mean by you people?" [Zayan]
"My name is not Jessica!"[purple]
Jessica...purple rushed at Zayan with her sword pulled out, yellow provided cover by bombarding Zayan with hordes of arrows. Once purple was close enough she stuck her sword down on the madman only to find out that she was facing an afterimage.
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Red whose driveability was to see 5 seconds into the future called out to yellow to warn her, but alas he was too late and she was already taken out.
Zayan put on Yellow's spectacles before disappearing again, confusion and fear ruled over them as the room suddenly fell dark rendering red's ability to see the future useless.
The young hunters decided to regroup in the middle with their weapons pointed outwards and their backs against each other, after noticing that the person behind him was not standing correctly green decided to take a look.
"BOO!" [Zayan]
Green let loose at the imposter and when the lights came back on it was brought to his attention that he had shot red to death, he threw his guns down and let out a scream. Silently all the young hunters started regretting ever accepting this mission.
"Why do you guys look so pathetic?"[white]
"Speak for yourself you haven't done anything yet."[pink]
"We came here to free our world did we not, so why do you look so pathetic? Do you regret coming here? HUH? We cannot let our comrade's sacrifices be in vain." White's voice broke into a million pieces as he tried his best to keep his composure and motivate his friends.
But white could not lie to himself just this day and this day alone white had seen many people fall before him and entrust their hopes and dreams to him. He was weak and did not know if he could go on or just collapse and die. He tilted his head upwards and saw Zayan floating over him, white quickly grabbed his dagger and swung it with all his might, but at the end of the swing, he had no hands.
"A weak man like you would have not been able to save a damsel in distress. I can't entrust the world to you." White tried to wrap his head around these words and before he could ask, he was beheaded.
Purple looked down to see the one-sided massacre that had occurred in less than five minutes, everyone was dead except for her and the madman. She was about to give up when the people of the capital city rushed through the sliding doors and stopped at the site of despair. Not knowing what to do, they laid all their hopes on the young hunter.
The people of the capital started to chant purple as she attacked the madman. Purple gathered up all the energy she could get and she yelled out "HERMIT THRUST" and stabbed the madman through his torso. The people fell silent and awaited the results. But purple was somehow heartbroken.
"Papa is very proud of you Zoe, you finally overpowered me and were accepted by everyone," Zayan said as he caressed his daughter's hair. (Purple or Jessica is Zoe and she is the daughter of Zayan the "dead kids" which I named with colors are her friends)
"LIAR! You wanted to die, but why did you have to take away my only friends? WHY!?" [Zoe]
"Princess I messed up a lot. And I am not talking about taking over the world, I am talking about you. I was not a great father nor did I give you a wonderful world where you can live out your childhood normally. You were surrounded by people who feared you and people who despised you and wanted you dead. That is why I am going to try again. (cries and hugs) Papa will be waiting for that father of the year mug in the next life, wait for me darling I will give you a childhood. But for now good luck with cleaning up my mess with your friends." [Zayan]
Zayan collapsed on his daughter lifeless and the massive crowds started cheering and singing hymns about a brighter day while Zoe watched the only person who loved her more than anything leave her. She cried even though she tried time and time and again to get her father to retire ruling the earth and set the people free, she never wanted to lose him. Regardless of how childish and how big of a jackass he was, he was still her number one hero because everything he said he would do he did and the world as it was then was a testament to that.
"You are not alone you know."[yellow]
"Uh, you still have us Jessica"[red]
The others laughed for a brief moment before leaning down and suggested that they hold a funeral for Zoe's father.
"It's a crying shame because your father was kind of cute though"[red]
"You do know that you are talking about another man?"[white]
"Look at him!"[red]
"I think he just turned."[yellow]
"(chuckles) He did hate being called cute." [Zoe]
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Welcome to "THE CHRONICLES"
"Is this some kind of washed out RPG?"[Zayan]
"Show some respect to our system"[ Chronia the goddess of time]
"Oh! I remember now. This is the thing that has been gathering people to kill the younger version of me, but somehow failed all the time." [Zayan]
"A younger version of you? Wait you are Lord Zayan the Overlord, bringer of darkness and god of the shadows?" [time goddess]
"You want an autograph?" [Zayan]
"Oh no I messed up big time." [time goddess]
"What if tell you you did not mess up." [Zayan]
"What?" [time goddess]
"Yeah I'm turning over a new leaf for my daughter so I'll help you guys stop me." [Zayan]
"I can't let you trick me, in fact, I refuse to let you trick me" [time goddess]
"Then I guess I have to kill you then." [Zayan]
"What?" [time goddess]
Zayan stabbed the goddess with a dagger.
[You have gained a 5sec time rewind skill]
[You have gained +5exp]
[You have leveled up]
[Shadow relic in critical condition]
[Shadow relic has shattered]
"What was that?[time goddess]
"It was a dagger I created to steal other people's abilities but now it is busted."[Zayan]
"You will not get away with this." The goddess said as she faded into nothingness.
>>Enter Player Name<<
>>Zayan Zeke<<
>>Jason Slaymen<<
[Confirm yes or no]
"Who the who?"
>click<"no"
>click<"no"
>>Enter age___<<
***After a short while***
>>Choose class <<
"I should look for necromancer or anything to do with the dark arts."
***scroll***scroll***scroll***scroll***
[Time is up]
[Have fun]
[Player #420]
Before Zayan could react to this massage another one popped on the screen.
[System is here to help you make something out of our life]
[I will be your PA]
>>Pick a name for Personal Assistant<<
>click<
>cli.cl.clic.cl.c.c.c.c.c.c.c.c.c.c<
[confirm name yes or no]
>click<
>>Hello master, Lolita will try her best to serve you well<<
"At least all clicking was put to good use."
[Welcome to THE CHRONICLES]