Alright so, now that we are in the tower, we just need to find our way into the floorboards to listen in. Luckily there is plenty of convenient holes to squeeze into!

-2 minutes later-

I feel every part of my body becoming more and more of a pancake, but that's alright lad! Listen above, there's talking!

"Didn't you hear? Back in Royal Seanto there's a new story, something about sharks, titles, and apples."

"I know, Tom. And the apples were from some other watchtower guard. The shark is the story and the title was a title, not much else."

If you come across this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it.

"Another guard? Is something going on?"

"Why is that the first thing your mind goes to? Well, your not wrong I suppose"

"HAH!"

"Shush, now, apparently there's a ghost or something over there, messing with the reviews and comments, perhaps even the story itself"

"Man, never thought that one possible."

"Yeah, the  Head Captain though is sending out a message along with the other Watchtowers to see if they need any help"

"Hopefully it arri-"

I'm sure your curious about that cutoff, it's us falling! Who knew floorboards with holes in them were structurally weak? Luckily we have comic scene falling and it will let me finish this message. Next time let's not hide in the floorboards, alright? I'm sure us squishing in wasn't doing it any favors on stability. Who even makes 3 inch floorboards anyways? I'll file a formal complaint next time.