Greetings prospective reader! If you like: - Hot blooded comradery! - Training arcs! - The P O W E R  O F  F R I E N D S H I P - Tournament Arcs! - Obligatory face slapping! - Inconsistent power levels! - Ten-Chapter long battles! - Katanas! - Good writing! - Reincarnated into the trash son of a local lord - Harem! - FLAWLESS BEAUTIES WITH SKIN LIKE WHITE JADE— —Then close the page immediately and never return. You are a long way from home. Story Actually Contains: modern day Zombie apocalypse, superpowers, a newbie’s attempt at writing a plot, fantasy elements where convenient, 3rd person perspective, and a squinty-eyed SOB starring as main character.