What does a protagonist need to make an interesting story? How about a short attention span? Selective hearing? Sarcasm in the face of a dystopian generational prison system with powerful dark mages patrolling the sunless sky? Possible character growth when the things the government tried to keep people from start holding polite conversations? Well if that's all you need then just start reading. No, not enough? How about an addiction to drugs that help you stay awake? Excessive gambling with unrealistic success? Employing the ancient art of running away from people that want to rapidly and repeatedly use the ancient art of concussive maintenance to "fix" the unrealistic gambling success? If none of that is interesting enough to go read the book, or you just want to see what's written down here for fun, then here is one more spoiler to get you going. Run on sentences filled with things you might get a laugh at. Oh and a wall with a hole in it.