The life and times of Mittens, a village cat in the revolutionary fantasy VR MMORPG "Shattered Realms."  With the advent of rudimentary AI, VR games enjoy tremendous popularity, but computing power isn't cheap enough for true intelligence on a large scale.  The CEO and lead developer of Nyaosoft, creator of Shattered Realms, is a cat fanatic and, after a tremendously succesful release, devoted himself to building the most robust cat AI possible.  After all, cats are level zero non-combat critters.  What could possibly go wrong?  (Spoilers:  Nothing goes wrong.  Everything goes right!