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Mom : David Can you get Evy out ?

David : nah don't want to it right now .

Mom : DAVID YOU DO IT RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOUR XBOX GETS A LOCK

David [dammit, i was just about getting a sweet new gear dammit.]

David : alright mom.

Mom : AND WALK A GOOD ROUND, NOT JUST AT THE END OF THE STREET .

Mom : AND WALK AROUND THE PARK!!!

David : alright alright ...

David - puts the pink with little diamonds leash on Evy.

David [ who in his right mind takes a chiwawa as a dog ??]

David [ mom apparently]

David [sigh..]

David : Evy dont pull the leash.

Evy - draws the leash at the most of her strenght.

(lol)

David : dammit Evy you made me fall.

Random Truck - tuut tuut motherfcker.

David [ So i died a pathetic death]

GOD : muahaha death by a chiwawa this is a first.

GOD : but you are not supposed to be dead yet, you live around your 30 birthday with your mom and then slip on a banana hit your head against a Xbox Zone.

David : so when i die, i die pathetic that's great real great there god.

GOD : yeah.. sorry about that, how about i get your soul to reincarnated in a different body and world?

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David : so i can die again pathetic??? to entertain you ?? do you think this is funny ? THIS IS MY LIFE, DON'T YOU LOOK DOWN TO IT.

GOD : Alright alright don't get your panties in your crouch.

GOD : i feel bad now. How about this.

GOD : i will ask a bunch GOD'S to bless you with their divine, but in return i can watch your adventure's and if other GOD'S want to they have to ask permission.

GOD : boy this a good deal. where i'm about to send you you gonna need it

GOD : divine blessing can really help your stats or skills.

David : this sounds like you are gonna send me to a RPG world?

GOD : did i not said that ?

David : no you did not! But alright you better give me some good divine shizzel.

GOD : yeah yeah good shizzel.

GOD : goodbye for now, sleepy time.

David [yawn .. sleep time it is.

You Get Divine Power From

you get the blessing from GOD Hekayou get the blessing from GOD Lughyou get the blessing from GOD Chronosyou get the blessing from GOD Ares