Just remember, good boys and girls, if an obnoxious animal comes and tells you that you are meant for greater things in life, it is most probably lying out of its teeth. Don’t get scammed, don’t let it drag you around all willy-nilly, and most importantly don’t follow it into funny places, even the ones that might open up a portal to sparkling fairytale worlds.   In other words, don’t be like Willow Whitman.