One might assume that getting reincarnated as a noble in the same world that a fantasy dating sim takes place in would allow you to live out your wildest dreams and fantasies. Unfortunately for me, I drew the short end of the stick. Instead of living a life of luxury filled with beautiful maidens and lavish balls, I was born into a minor noble family in the backwaters of the Kingdom, forced to marry (sold off to) a woman much older than me who immediately sends me to my death by forcing me into the army with the hopes of collecting compensation after I die. Joy. Crossposted on Questionable Questing as AsIfItNeverWas and SpaceBattles as provegana69 (SFW version) and nowhere else.